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IT'S TRUE. HE IS A LEAF. NO DOUBTS IN MY MIND.

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WELCOME TO MY BLOG WHERE I POST THINGS ABOUT HOW GORDON FREEMAN IS A LEAF AND ALSO REBLOG THINGS (A LOT) i am 1800s years old but without the zeros and without the s!!! i am trasngeneder MTF (mobile task force) (thats means myself and me and I!!!!!) SAFE SPACE FOR ALL TRANS PEOPLE!!!
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MY MAGNUM OPUSES!!!! LOOK THROUGH THIS POST TO GET SOME INFORMATION ON WHATVMY BLOG IS ALL ABOUT

Did you know that in Half Life 2 Gordon Freeman is a leaf? There's a ton of evidence to support this claim, such as Gordon seemingly being very light compared to everyone else, he's able to super jump and he can fling himself across the map. There's more evidence though, like when DOG picks him up, he's very light and DOG can handle him like a leaf. The final, most damning piece of evidence is that he's orange. Look at his clothes. they're orange. He's a leaf proven. Also Half Life 2 happens in the Fall so because he's a leaf he's orange, which implies that Gordon Freeman is about to die from being too old. He will be a great fertilizer for his fellow Trees and Treekind.

Did you know that in Super Mario Bros 1, Super Mario is actually a leaf? There's actually a whole lot of evidence for this. For example, Mario can jump super good and really epicly and badass. He can also turn himself into a plane and fly across every land there ever was. But the final, most irrefutable piece of evidence, is that he's homosexual. Everyone knows that some leaves are homosexual, and Mario is one of them. He even has a whole species named after him, aptly named "Mariohomosexualis". This, without a doubt, prove that Super Mario is indeed a leaf. A gay one, at that. But sadly, Nintendo, being the assholes that they are, have elected to retcon this since New Super Mario Bros Wii. Now he is no longer gay or a leaf. I do not know if anyone can persist in this doomed world that has been created. Everypony, we must restore the weave of fate. Farewell.

okay time for you ti be a leaf

did you kniw that ij tumblr dot com the user pukicho is actually a leaf?? theres a whole shit tone of evidnece to suppirt this claim, such as fhe fact that their pfp is of pjkachu, who is in the pikemone sereis. pokemon is owned by nintendo, and so is super mario. now what is in super mario? thats righr. a leaf. multiple of them, in facr. therefore, pikachu is related to a leaf, and that meand all pikachus are leaves. this also keans the tumnlr user pukicho is a leaf, as their pfp is of a pilachu plushie. since we have established all pikachus as leaves, that means eveey pikachu in the real eorld is also a leaf. which applies to that image in tumblr user pukicho's pfp.

therefore, tumblr user pukicho is.... a leaf.

#gordon freeman is a leaf proven#super mario is a gay leaf#tumblr user pukicho is a pikachu leaf
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transmascs and transfems!!! reblog with your transition goals, i wanna see something

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bigger boobs...,,,, wider hips,, , bigger thighs,,, bigger ass,,, and of course,,, a huge ass dick,,

AND AND!!! a girlfriend to cuddle and hug me and remind me that i actually do matter and that people do care about me

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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.

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-Keeps Padme on life support despite DNR, somehow this ends in him getting punched by Obi-Wan

-Immediately starts putting her on every treatment known to man

-Walks over to Wilson’s office, which is the only part of the entire ship that just looks the same as it does in the show

-Homoerotically complains about how stupid Jedi are, then makes a bet with Wilson on whether Obi Wan is gay or the father of Padme’s twins (Wilson wants House to believe people can be faithful)

-Padme almost dies again. Turns out the treatment’s not working

-“if the dark side nearly killed her, maybe it can save her”

-House uses force lightning to restart Padme’s heart

-Gets brought into Cuddy’s office and told off for using an experimental treatment, and the power of the dark side, in her hospital

-House is taken off the case and foreman is put in charge of the case

-Padme is unexpectedly doing better, but Cuddy refuses to tell House or else he’ll be using the dark side to save all his patients

-House watches on as Wilson tries seducing a relieved Obi Wan while he paces in the lobby. Doesn’t seem to work

-House interrogates Obi Wan about his relationship with Padme, insinuates it’s Obi Wans Fault. Gets in a struggle and once theyre seperated it’s revealed he ripped out some beard hair

-Padme is getting released from the hospital but crashes again with obvious signs of infection. Everyone blames the dark side of the force

-is put in intensive care again, everyone thinks she’s going to die, House is brooding.

-House meets Bail Organa and talks to him, Bail mentions how he was so worried about her the last time she was in a hospital, and this seems much more hopeless

-“what time she was in the hospital?”

-House marches in as they’re about to pull the plug, rolling Padme’s unconcious body over to point at dark spot on the back of her neck

-Foreman looks disapointed, “it’s a bruise house, her husband nearly snapped her neck.”

-“Our princess’ boyfriend here failed to mentioned she was scratched by a Nexu on Genosis years ago. Nexu claws are known as a vicious poison.”

-“it would have killed her years ago”

-“unless a small chunk of claw stuck in her back, working into the muscles near the nape of her neck for years. The little prince of Darkness chokes her, pressure and muscles spasming lets it work into a blood vessel. It’s why the force lightning only was a bandaid, it vaporized what was in her bloodstream but broke up the rest of the claw and let it enter in her bloodstream. Start her on dialysis, she’ll be fine by tomorrow afternoon.”

-Next day Padme’s wheeled out of the hospital with her two children, bittersweetness. House watches from balcony before going back to his office

-Wilson enters with his shirt unbuttoned and a few bruises on his neck, declaring, “the Jedi is gay. I win.”

-House holds up a paternity test, “he’s bisexual, it’s a draw”

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I’m HOWLING this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

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This is why Leia remembered her mother’s face.

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you ever feel like nobody loves you and that you're fundamentally broken and that everything you do will inevitably lead to ever relationship and bond you make getting destroyed and that its all your fault and that youre unlovanel and that and that nobody could ever care or love you and that you always fuck eveeything up ans that whenev r someone says they care that they're actually lying and they dont mean it because whenever anyone else has said that they never truly meant it and

do you ever feel like opening up to people is dangerous because they might think you're being weird or mean or hurtful?

do you ever feel like you're not allowed to feel anything?

do you ever feel like you're broken and worthless and unlovable?

do you ever feel like nobody ever cares and even if you open up about your deepest and worst struggles they'll just say "that's nothing. i has [x thing that is even worse] happen to me"?

do you ever feel like you're too weird and cringe for people to ever like you?

do you ever feel like you always accidentally do something to hurt everybody else and make them hate you forever?

do you ever feel like it's you against literally everyone else and your own mind?

do you ever feel like shooting yourself in the head?

cause i do. all the time.

#bpd vent#bpd i think???#trauma#my vents. from my factory. my factory heat vents

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