Gothamite-Rambler's Flash Fics Masterlist

This is the masterlist of ongoing and one-shot batfamily flash fics and Epic the musical flash fics. Each character/fandom title link will go lead you to more stories.

I write batman and fam fanfiction on here and AO3, this is that masterlist of some of my fanfics. Updated regularly. You can find all my fics here and search for them, currently organizing the blog.

AO3 Pseud name: Rose_Twilight

AO3:

Ra's Al Ghul's Vengeance

Pollen Truths and Severed Ties

Stories posted there about batfamily (so far)

Damian: In class today we learned that plastic shopping bags were made in the 50s. They were made because paper and cloth bags were seen as bad for the environment.

Damian turned to Dick ready to bombard him with questions.

Damian: I may be 12, but that doesn't make any sense. Explain old man. Walk me through your generations backwards thinking.

Damian: Is father in his early or late 40s?

Jason and Tim spat out their drinks and started laughing like hyenas. Dick quickly hid his smile by biting his bottom lip.

Damian: What? Did I go too old?

Dick: Damian, Bruce is clearly 55.

Bruce (offended): I’m 45.

Jason Todd's lost days in the league of assassins and part time babysitter

Jason rested on the floor of baby Damian's (technically a 2 y.o.) playroom while the baby played with his stacking blocks. He was sore from a stray bullet in his thigh, but this was a perfect opportunity now.

Jason quietly slid towards the baby. Baby Damian hummed while continuing to stack foam blocks.

Damian: I was searching my older brother's room for a pen. Why is half of stuff sticky and greasy?!

Bruce: Sticky? How?

Damian: You can feel he's held the item and left his nasty germs.

Rose Wilson and Cheshire were having lunch together, taking a break from their mission and chatting. Cheshire discussed sending her daughter a new video game that is banned in America, but she'd give her baby the best.

Rose Wilson: I sent my boyfriend a Christmas card.

Jade (Cheshire) giggled, dipping her fry into some mayo.

Roy left his home office to see his father. Oliver Queen, aka Green Arrow, had delivered a bunch of McDonald's items and handed them over to Lian. Lian squealed happily and immediately hugged her grandfather.

Roy: Dad, she already ate!

Oliver had purchased McDonald's for Lian, vanilla milkshake, cookies, McNuggets, a Big Mac, and a large fry. Lian sipped her milkshake, looking up at her grandfather with innocent fluttering eyelashes.

Lian Harper takes Taekwondo and has become very skilled in her fighting. This will help her as a hero, scaring her bullies, and tackling Damian, that last one for her benefit.

Jon stood between Lian and Damian as the referee, his smile ready to see who would win. The two kids were fighting well enough, and Damian was gaining the upper hand until Lian swiped her leg under him and tripped him to the ground.

Damian: Ah! Foul!

Jon: I’ll allow it.

Talia: Bruce, give up your code—

Robin!Dick (11 at the time): No.

Talia: Bruce, it’s in your best interest to ki—

Robin!Dick (answering again for Batman): He said no.

Talia (annoyed): I simply think you could benefit from using more lethal—

Batman: You left a mission to get coffee?!

Spoiler: I was getting tired. Sorry, my body isn’t a mess like yours. I crave coffee, and not just any coffee. I need my pumpkin spice latte with ten sugars and almond milk, a little unsweetened blueberry, and two espresso shots.

Batman (flatly, disgusted): Every time you describe that witch’s brew you call coffee, I weep for the barista making it. And you could’ve waited.

Jason after finding out about Tarantula and Mirage

Jason (singing softly while loading his weapons): An eye for an eye. A leg for a leg. My baby's got a gun. My baby got a gun. They better run.

Batman: How do I... Fix someones brain?

Green Lantern!Hal (joking): Soap.

Batman chuckled dryly, not out of mirth, but as a man losing his patience with his jovial teammate.

Duke: You know, it's kinda wild how Selina’s an old villain that Batman used to deal with—and not only that, she was like his top villain! My momma used to tell me how people would see them fight and some people were shipping them. I was like 'Momma there's no way' and now look at him. He's with her. Why do you think that is?

Duke tapped his chin, pondering this while the other Bat kids glanced at Bruce, who was pretending to be busy typing on his computer and not eavesdropping.

Duke: I like Selina too. I’m not saying they shouldn’t be together. I’m just wondering, how does that happen? Wasn’t Bruce all about apprehending criminals, not… doinking them?

Jason stood against a mighty foe, a fearless tiger and defiant opponent.

Jason: Austen, you don't get tube after you attacked the mail man!

Austen the cat meowed, his tail swishing as he stared at his servant. Jason rolled his eyes pretending his cat said "I was protecting the home."

Jason: Joe the mail man isn't a threat. You pounced on his face and nearly gave him a heart attack. You're not even a dog!

Austen meowed indifferently then reached up waiting for his tube treat.

Jason: Damn it... Fine you're forgiven. This time. Next time is air jail. Why are cats more troublesome than children sometimes? You're lucky you guys are so cute.

Austen meowed in agreement.

Jason woke up, yawning from a good night's sleep and saw the date.

Jason: January 10th... It's time to piss of Superman today!

Rose (sharing Jason's bed): I'm half awake... It's what?