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GreenLabCoat

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they call me golf course because of my 18 holes Green or Jacob, he/him, 26

i just gave a gnat your location so it can fly around your head and piss you off

old people were kinda real for sweet child o' mine tho. this shit rules

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Notice how your fear gland can shrivel up, but your sillyness gland never tires. Remember this.

my fear gland is plump and nutritious.

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if you lived in the bird universe the doctor would ask "whats Quailing you?" and run a blood test to check your Crowlesterol levels

suing my bird doctor for medical Mallardpractice because hes a goddamn quack

if you lived in the bird universe the doctor would ask "whats Quailing you?" and run a blood test to check your Crowlesterol levels

in 2026 the chocolate guy will start building people out of chocolate and then fucking them on camera no censor same unsettling smile

ummm captain? I will not "man" the cannons. I will WOMAN the cannons, because im a feminist. when did this ship get so short lol

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