eating the tasty plastic rn

no, bad, we dont eat plastic

but it’s the tasty plastic

plastic is bad for you

but tasty

tasty doesnt mean good for you

hmm is beg to argue.

if i were to flavor poison like something good tasting does that make it good for you?

depends… has there been a poison found that can kill Tophat creatures?

for this example, the poison can kill you

hm… this is a hard one.

Do I know it’s poison?

not directly but youve been told its bad for you

I eat it then. In small amounts.

wrong answer

I eat it all at once?

you dont eat it at all

not even a little?

none!

but it’s tasty :(

its tasty but will kill you

why are we talking about this anyway? Plastic won’t kill me!

you shouldnt eat it anyway

why not?

just dont, dont you eat people anyway? why are you eating plastic?

it was closer and easier

uhh do I like steal your soul or what

AAAAAAAAAA KIDNAPPER

*steals you*

eating the tasty plastic rn

no, bad, we dont eat plastic

but it’s the tasty plastic

plastic is bad for you

but tasty

tasty doesnt mean good for you

hmm is beg to argue.

if i were to flavor poison like something good tasting does that make it good for you?

depends… has there been a poison found that can kill Tophat creatures?

for this example, the poison can kill you

hm… this is a hard one.

Do I know it’s poison?

not directly but youve been told its bad for you

I eat it then. In small amounts.

wrong answer

I eat it all at once?

you dont eat it at all

not even a little?

none!

but it’s tasty :(

its tasty but will kill you

why are we talking about this anyway? Plastic won’t kill me!

you shouldnt eat it anyway

why not?

just dont, dont you eat people anyway? why are you eating plastic?

it was closer and easier

uhh do I like steal your soul or what

AND TO THE STOLEN THINGS COLLECTION IT GOES!!!

Wait WHAT?

YOU STOLE MY MASK, RONAN?!

>:)

I NEEDED MORE THINGS GOR MY COLLECTION OF STOLEN ITEMS! AND I ONLY HAVE ONE OTHER MASK FROM SOME SUPERHERO! ITS MOSTLY SHOES AND A FEW HATS! AND I COULDN’T GET VILLAINS HELMET BECAUSE I DID’NT WANT TO END UP IN THE SPIDER PIT!

WELL YOU DON'T THINK I WOULD PUNISH YOU FOR TAKING MY MASK?!?!!?!!!

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE THOSE THINGS?!?!

Savi-

I can make you a new one really easily..

But I add special things to them to improve vision and hide my identity and stuff like that-

And the kid should know better than to take my stuff-

*sighs*

And I don't want you having to do that. Thanks, Ras.

That makes sense.

Sorry..

Of course!

*kisses him lightly on the cheek*

It's fine, sweetheart, thank you.

I may have been overreacting a little.

It's alright, love!

*smiles softly, still a bit guilty*

Thank you, Ras.

Anytime. I love you, Savi.

I love you so much.

*hugs him, and as he does so, stealthily sprinkles some larkspur blossoms into Rasine’s hair*

*Rasine noticed immediately, playfully pushing Savi off.*

Hey!

*He was grinning.*

*with fake insult*

What did I do to make my boyfriend push me away like this?!

*grins back*

The larkspurs! That's my thing, Sav!

*grin widens, eyes sparkling*

Yeah, what about larkspurs?

*giggling*

In my hair, Sav!

*trying to look surprised but can’t help but grin*

How did those get there?

Savi!

*he was still giggling.*

*still grinning but trying not to, delighting in Rasine’s giggles*

I’ll have to ask around about that. People really shouldn’t be sprinkling flowers in your hair.

Yeah, they shouldn't be!

*still giggling.*

I love you.

*kisses the top of Rasine’s head*

I love you.

I'm so glad

I’m so lucky.

I have the two best beings in the world as my fiancés.

*runs a hand through Rasine’s hair and several larkspur blossoms fall*

*Savi laughs*

*steals your mask”

am wha.. WHAT

Child the first thing I ever said to you was "you're being adopted" it's not exactly a secret

i don’t even know what that means *shaking*

It means that you are my child. Because I said so

Pat pat

*hat falls into a wood chipper because of the patting*

*sobs*

Takes out an identical hat and places it on the child's head

Hey where did that wood chipper come from

*climbs out of the wood chipper and runs away with the new hat*

heyyyy my parent is here that's so fun

Who…. Who’s your parent?????

oh why do you sound concerned

It's the holy Spirit

I… I was afraid that it could be the pineapple….

But Quinn’s chill!!!!!! Good for you to be their child!!!!

Wait that means..

@supervillain-offical did you know you were a grandpa??

…

I mean, sort of. I once robbed a bank with Quinn’s kids before I adopted Quinn.

...Savi how old are you?

…

Why?

Nothing. Nothing. Just that you've got grandkids. I've never even THOUGHT about kids. And I'm like a hundred andddd.......

Counting on fingers

What year did the Titanic launch again?

What? You have a kid. And not this grandparent thing again!

…

I’m twenty six.

Oh yeah. I forgot I adopted that kid... But that's besides the point

Aaand what’s the point?

You are a very young grandparent it seems.

Shrug

But who am I to judge? The rest of my bloodline died out in like 1920

*grits teeth*

Yeah I know.

Oh so you are immortal then?

Supposed to be. Not for long if I don't get my amulet back I'm kinda like actively in the process of dying

*sighs*

Right. How much longer do we have to find it before…you know…

At this rate? Probably between... 6 hours and 2 days before I cark it. It's unpredictable really

*drops amulet* uhhhhhhh *———-* :(

Still not my amulet. Don't know who that belongs to. Also how did you get in here

uhhhhh

*transforms into a coat hanger*

heyyyy my parent is here that's so fun

Who…. Who’s your parent?????

oh why do you sound concerned

It's the holy Spirit

I… I was afraid that it could be the pineapple….

But Quinn’s chill!!!!!! Good for you to be their child!!!!

Wait that means..

@supervillain-offical did you know you were a grandpa??

…

I mean, sort of. I once robbed a bank with Quinn’s kids before I adopted Quinn.

...Savi how old are you?

…

Why?

Nothing. Nothing. Just that you've got grandkids. I've never even THOUGHT about kids. And I'm like a hundred andddd.......

Counting on fingers

What year did the Titanic launch again?

What? You have a kid. And not this grandparent thing again!

…

I’m twenty six.

Oh yeah. I forgot I adopted that kid... But that's besides the point

Aaand what’s the point?

You are a very young grandparent it seems.

Shrug

But who am I to judge? The rest of my bloodline died out in like 1920

*grits teeth*

Yeah I know.

Oh so you are immortal then?

Supposed to be. Not for long if I don't get my amulet back I'm kinda like actively in the process of dying

*sighs*

Right. How much longer do we have to find it before…you know…

At this rate? Probably between... 6 hours and 2 days before I cark it. It's unpredictable really

*drops amulet* uhhhhhhh *———-* :(

heyyyy my parent is here that's so fun

Who…. Who’s your parent?????

oh why do you sound concerned

It's the holy Spirit

I… I was afraid that it could be the pineapple….

But Quinn’s chill!!!!!! Good for you to be their child!!!!

Wait that means..

@supervillain-offical did you know you were a grandpa??

…

I mean, sort of. I once robbed a bank with Quinn’s kids before I adopted Quinn.

...Savi how old are you?

…

Why?

Nothing. Nothing. Just that you've got grandkids. I've never even THOUGHT about kids. And I'm like a hundred andddd.......

Counting on fingers

What year did the Titanic launch again?

What? You have a kid. And not this grandparent thing again!

…

I’m twenty six.

Oh yeah. I forgot I adopted that kid... But that's besides the point

Aaand what’s the point?

You are a very young grandparent it seems.

Shrug

But who am I to judge? The rest of my bloodline died out in like 1920

*grits teeth*

Yeah I know.

Oh so you are immortal then?

Supposed to be. Not for long if I don't get my amulet back I'm kinda like actively in the process of dying

*sighs*

Right. How much longer do we have to find it before…you know…

HAAHHAHAHAAHSSHSHSHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAAAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHHA

heyyyy my parent is here that's so fun

Who…. Who’s your parent?????

oh why do you sound concerned

It's the holy Spirit

I… I was afraid that it could be the pineapple….

But Quinn’s chill!!!!!! Good for you to be their child!!!!

Wait that means..

@supervillain-offical did you know you were a grandpa??

…

I mean, sort of. I once robbed a bank with Quinn’s kids before I adopted Quinn.

...Savi how old are you?

…

Why?

Nothing. Nothing. Just that you've got grandkids. I've never even THOUGHT about kids. And I'm like a hundred andddd.......

Counting on fingers

What year did the Titanic launch again?

What? You have a kid. And not this grandparent thing again!

…

I’m twenty six.

Oh yeah. I forgot I adopted that kid... But that's besides the point

Aaand what’s the point?

You are a very young grandparent it seems.

Shrug

But who am I to judge? The rest of my bloodline died out in like 1920

*grits teeth*

Yeah I know.

Oh so you are immortal then?

Supposed to be. Not for long if I don't get my amulet back I'm kinda like actively in the process of dying

HEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHHE

Alright…. I don’t know why I only saw that gem of a reply now….

BUT OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!

So…. Why the HELL do you like STEALING HATS???????

Since when have you been STEALING HATS?????

Is there any sort of international competition for STEALING HATS????????

What do you do with all your STOLEN HATS?????

Idk just funny having multiple copies of the same hat

around 2 weeks ago am I able to steal 1 hat per week

Maybe let’s hope so

Idk wear them

Aha….

So you only steal the same model of hats???? Really??? What Model????

And what are you going to do when you have stole too many hats???? Are you just going to wear each and every one of them at the same time????? Don’t you think that would be a little bit…. Peculiar?????

Just the normal work hat with the logo of my school on it

Hey woah woah WOAH that's a bit extreme now don't you think

*gives you a hair cut*

...

.......

............

Hey.

*gives you a massage*

Hey woah woah WOAH that's a bit extreme now don't you think

*gives you a hair cut*

Alright…. I don’t know why I only saw that gem of a reply now….

BUT OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!

So…. Why the HELL do you like STEALING HATS???????

Since when have you been STEALING HATS?????

Is there any sort of international competition for STEALING HATS????????

What do you do with all your STOLEN HATS?????

Idk just funny having multiple copies of the same hat

around 2 weeks ago am I able to steal 1 hat per week

Maybe let’s hope so

Idk wear them