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ᵂᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵘⁿⁱᵛᵉʳˢᵉ

@hawiianshirttaco

ᴵ ʷⁱˡˡ ʳᵘⁿ ᵃʷᵃʸ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃ ʰᵘⁿᵈʳᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵒᵘˢᵃⁿᵈ ᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ⁱ ˡⁱᵛᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʸ ᵐʸ ˢⁱᵈᵉ

wassssuppppp

I shall be addressed by your highness or your dudeleness, but if you bow to no one, Ander/Anders is fine.
I swear like a sailor (because I am one)
I am a MINOR, and I have no money, so keep those things in mind before messaging me, though dm's are open to mutuals.
PLEASE do not tag me in tag games
I will post whatever i like on here but..
Things, stuff, and shit i like:
Lord of the rings
House MD
Kpop demon hunters
All John Hughes flims
Grishaverse
Arcane
Monty python + other funny shit of that genre
My string bass and guitar
And last but not least UMBRELLA ACADEMY (marry me Klaus marry me)
Hazbin Hotel
My baguette brother: @mairon-goth-minion, my lil sib: @thepicklekingog, and my HUSBAND (who i am mathcibg with heheheh) JSJAJAJAJAJANA*: @ordinarily-unordinary, and my wife: @trueshadow101
Fun lil links:

*actually, joked ao hard it became real

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“Can’t wait for Noah’s NDA to expire!” or “ Can’t wait for Finn’s NDA to expire” oh boy…I can’t wait for MILLIE’S NDA to expire that girl is MAD MAD

every clip of her talking about el is so weird to me i can tell she isnt saying what shes thinking....

like in old s4 interviews she talks about how el needs to stop centering her life around men but now she's "speaking" about how great her ending is despite her ending literally fridging her character for a man's development hhhhh

You ever impulsively shave a slit in your eyebrow at 4am then go back to sleep and forget about it and then get jumpscared in the morning bc you forgot you had it but it looks cool as fuck so whatever

PleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplesasrPLEASEEEEEE

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kesus-deactivated20180911

Me @ space: “what’s up with black holes” Space: “my spussy??”

this is america

Never forget and never forgive the people who did this to us. When this is all over, when he is dead and gone, we must hold every one of these terrorist thugs accountable.

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antarcticconfessions-deactivate

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.

The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧

People are always so delighted to see penguins. And penguins are so delighted to see people.

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