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the erection episode of cells at work code black is definitely exactly as weird as everyone says it is
finally got around to watching season 2 of cells at work and thought wow what a cool fun show I should watch the spin-off too and dang these vibes are so different. idk how I feel about it yet but they were not kidding this is much darker than the main show
*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*
I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots
muppets
"pie grammar was more complex than modern languages and don't get me started on morphology" girlie what system do you think morphology is a part of
also like what? every modern language? no? english maybe but intuitively i wouldnt call it an order of magnitude between any two natural languages tbh
no didn’t you know pie is the Original Language and it was shattered into all other languages… this is why it’s so complex… morphology is some word magic
a lot of ppl don't realize this but PIE was literally spoken by the hyperboreans
saw somebody today on Twitter, the Something App, calling The New Yorker a "jan misali core newspaper" due to their diaeresis policy. which didn't seem quite true but made me wonder what a jan misali core newspaper would actually be
I have completely lost track of what my reputation is on other websites, I have no idea what calling something a "jan misali core newspaper" is meant to imply
Sometimes a girl will make a noise.
ahh the ever-iconic duo of cis people and their rabbid desire to out their trans friends intimate details to try to relate to you the moment they learn you're trans
ember is a lovely name. I'm so glad your friend chose to change theirs to it recently. you did not need to give me their deadname to make your point
Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games for the Nintendo 3DS contains music that was seemingly originally composed for Club Penguin: Game Day, a Wii game that was released two years prior. In this post, unused music found in the Club Penguin game plays first, followed by a recording of the Mario & Sonic game.
It is speculated that it was composed by Yutaka Minobe, who is credited both on Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games and on other games made by Artoon, the developers of Club Penguin: Game Day.
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In France if you suffer from hair loss as a teenage girl and cannot afford a real hair wig the school will try and force you to go to class bald. The school will make you buy a chemotherapy turban, you will buy two different so that the school can choose which one they prefer and you will prove that they are chemotherapy turban and not hijab but once you wear it they will change their mind and say it looks too much like a hijab and insist on you going bald or buying a real hair wig that you cannot afford.
If your doctor makes multiple documents confirming that you suffer from alopecia because of stress and the medicine you have to take for your epilepsy and that wearing a bonnet or something is recommended for your mental health as you’re not ready to go out bald in high school as a teenage girl, instead of admitting they are wrong the school will accuse the doctor of lying and report him to the Ordre des Médecins (equivalent of the General Medical council). Your doctor will find himself asking you for a document stating that you are not Muslim in order to defend himself and prove that no he wasn’t colluding with you so you could wear a substitute for hijab.
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In France if you are a North African nurse at a public hospital and wear a fabric surgical cap they will try to make you remove it because apparently it’s a hidden hijab. They will accuse you of going against secularism and when you’ll argue that they are discriminating you by assuming you’re Muslim for a surgical cap on your head they will change their angle and claim that you should wear nothing on your hair because you wear the same surgical cap in multiple bedroom which is unhygienic apparently (which is a bullshit argument cause you wear the same scrub/uniform in different bedrooms as well). They will go as far as claiming that disposable scrub caps (you know the thin papery ones?) are not okay to wear in a hospital even if you change it regularly. And then they will fire you for a lack of hygiene because you wear a surgical cap.
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All of that will be done in the name of secularism and women’s right despite having nothing do with either quite the opposite.
The teenage girl’s story is also not just about racism and Islamophobia it’s also about ableism as the girl is convinced that the real reason the school is trying to push her out is because she had an epilepsy crisis in class and nobody knew what to do and the school nurse was absent. It could have ended badly had her best friend not known what to do to help. Apparently it was bad enough to cancel class for the rest of the day and the teacher was shocked to the point of ending on sick leave.
