Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.
tbh, I’m not gonna get excited about a third hollanov book until I see Rachel post something about it ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
also, it’s crazy watching people on Twitter say all the things Rachel shouldn’t put in the book and half of the stuff has already been discussed by Shane and Ilya as things they will NOT be doing
