idk man

introducing a new holiday its called everyone give LR a kiss and the date is every day forever

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

theres NONE left. i drinked it all stimboard 🌱

To my fellow white people: this is not about it being an annoying way to "censor" the word and that isn't how it caught on or what it was for. Writing "ahh" instead of "ass" became a meme because it's supposed to sound like a "black guy accent."

Except, critically, at bedtime.

Ravings and urges get miscoded over time. Let’s say you’re thirsty, and you live in a strawberry field. Strawberries contain some water and a bunch of sugar so, over time, you may start to crave strawberries when you are thirsty because you get a reward and some relief in shorter time from the need starting than the trek to the stream. This can happen for every need: sleep, food, whatever.

Trevor Noah has a great tip, that when he craves ice cream at night he breaks it down into parts: I want something cold, I want something sweet. He drinks a glass of cold water then waits to see if he still has the ice cream craving. Usually he doesn’t.

So listening to your body isn’t “follow every urge” but “decompose the urge to discover the underlying need.”

If you always feel like getting cozy in bed you may be: cold, dehydrated, and/or malnourished (maybe a need for high calories that are bioaccessible…not processed).

If you do not feel tired at bedtime you may: need to eat dinner earlier because your body is still digesting, need to exercise or go outside more during the day, get the fuck off your screen for an hour so your brain can enter sleep mode.

Hope this helps someone.

P.S. notice i said nothing about neurodivergence. Not that it’s not a likelihood but the over-pathologization of behaviors prevents us from taking simple actions to improve our wellbeing. Also, these tips are pretty accessible and applicable to most brain variations.

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

Lowkey he is hot as fuck

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

The notes get 0 stars in reading comprehension

i am cringe but i am not free 💔 im cringe and extremely self conscious

I can see people’s auras but I don’t believe in that stuff so I just ignore it

i had self esteem for like 3 minutes once

we've got a life to love living.

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

sigh…i came all the way to sephora but i don’t know which brands are asexual friendly….i have to hurry jugheads birthday is today…wish someone would help me out

Hi Sister Archie! James Charles here, might I suggest Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara?

I just want to say I reblogged this post several years ago and once someone dug it up to make a callout for me for being aphobic and people have gotten anons calling me aphobic ever since. Because of the asexual sephora post.

just look at these fluffy motherfuckers. i want ten of them

a lot of you really need to internalize that acting avoidant isn't cute at all and that it will cost you experiences and life outcomes if you don't change course

the tags on this post make me feel like a combination scolding mother respected therapist