every ad: hey, im a candid, friendly, conventionally attractive young adult. money is hard right now! have you heard of gambling?
"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.
this is genuinely breathtaking lmao
Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"
#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)
Oh my god
Found the orginal thread and lost it at this
reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026
there’s regular me and then there’s what the algorithm thinks i’m into
Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird
It's so important that I have a book to read at all times.
Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.
N-C-L-E-C-T-A” 👀😂😂😂