2025 lunar psychosis wrapped

u were diminished by the waning moon 107 times!

u were emboldened by the waxing moon 87 times!

u spent 53.9% of the year in lunar synchronization. that puts u in the top 95% of terrestrial conduits!

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

This meeting could have been a series of desperate pleas as we had rough hatesex in the office bathroom.

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

i just heard the sentence “if you tell your chatbot more than your spouse, that could be considered micro cheating” and i’m supposed to take monogamy seriously?

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

A pleasure to have in the labyrinth

January 13, 2025 - lol Scott Adams died. Good riddance to a libertarian sack of shit.

Wow, I guess that libertarian healthcare plan of begging the president on twitter to help you get the medicine you need didnt work out so well

if ur a powerful witch occultist mystic healer siren master manifestor then why are u selling a course 🤨