Bayonetta 2 tbh.

@hoenngarbage / hoenngarbage.tumblr.com

Chris, He/Him, 31 Canada

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Don't get a man get an old sugar daddy with a turbulent relationship with his family so he leaves his vast fortunes to you when he dies under mysterious circumstances

*smokes a long cigarette in a silk robe* Wow... He left me his ENTIRE fortune...? How.... Queer.

I had too much coffee and now I'm scared I'll never be good enough for romantic love

#and i don't even want a man

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I felt hot here idk I'm gay

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THE STEPFORD WIVES (1975)

Director: Bryan Forbes Cinematography: Owen Roizman

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The answer to the male loneliness epidemic is so obviously passionate gay sex

#had to reblog from the original because i'm tired of you cuddling bitches

Can someone post something interesting!!! Where are all the interesting posts

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Gabrielle Union at the Savoy Magazine Launch Party (2001)

I guess the main character from heated rivalry is from ott*wa so now my American mates are telling me all about it. Brother I am friends with you so I can forget I live here 😭

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Grace Jones by Chris Cunningham, 08'

A never eeeeenddddiiing midniiiight cuuuuuuuuummmmmmm!!!

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Just along for the ride. 🫥

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I’ve triangulated the coordinates……..the call is coming from inside this pussy

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Purple goddess.

Grimes - REALiTi

oh no a gun..

#I have this gif saved on my phone and my pc

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speed limit 30? that fine, my car only ever goes a single one at a time anyway😁👍

Charlotte what does this mean?

I Dont Need That Many

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does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

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im gonna be real with you hotboyproblems it scares me somuch

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