i DON’T have the answers actually. But have you met the carpenter from Nazareth?

I’m curious what’s most common here

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

alright that’s enough january let’s wrap this month up

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

"I asked chat GPT" "I asked grok" Well, I asked Eugene Meltsner, and now he won't shut up.

pulling you closer by our red string of fate so i can bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bi

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

me and the besties going to build a bear

powerful mental image, had to get it out

I felt bad for Beth. Had to include her.

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

an angel called tinnitus is speaking to me

what's xhe saying?

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

The sun and moon. [Dandelions]

No googling, curious about something