rlly embarrassing when ppl act like topping/bottoming has any bearing on anything beyond how you like to fuck. grow up

you’re like, inches away from asking who’s the man and who’s the woman lol

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

SAPPHICS: I AM CONDUCTING RESEARCH!!! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR SIGNATURE FRAGRANCES ARE!

Please rb/comment and include the name of the brand and fragrance, along with any of your sub identities (ex, lesbian, bi, nonbinary, trans, femme, butch, stud, etc!). You can say more than 1 perfume but try to keep it under 3 please!

Imagine being most well known for The Princess Bride and fucking Saw 2004

Well. I can't exactly fault you for it

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

the comments have me in tears

@rogue-bard

It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)

every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)

im not really worried about aging because im only going to become hotter and more insane the older i get

I know the allure of negativity and losing all hope is so strong but you can't! That's what those fuckers want! You have to be radically hopeful, out of spite god damnit

i get so gay off that dr pepper

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

I am a regular guy. I can enter a space. I am a regular guy. I can enter a room. I am a regular guy. I can do that transaction. I am a regular guy. I know how to answer the phone. I am a regular guy. I know what sleep is. I am a regular guy. I know how to wake up. I am a regular guy. I know how to move through space. I am a regular guy. I know what it means to be me.

male loneliness leads to evil but female loneliness leads to rpf

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

i am so about walking around museums and holding hands