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Hamburger Verkehrsverbund

@hvv-official

Welcome to this totally (un)official page. (it/its) (es/ihr)

Hey there! :)

Welcome to the unofficial account of the Hamburger Verkehrsverbund (Hamburg Transport Association).

Things to expect: Posts about (or involving) trains, buses and other transit related stuff, some informative, others more shitpost-ish

Most of the posts will be in English, some in German (with the occasional English translation)

I am a trans leftist who likes trains.

This blog is not run by the HVV or in any relation to it. All use of the name and logo is entirely satirical.

And to the city of Hamburg: Bring trams back. Please?

the real reason trains were invented was to connect beautiful transgender women to each other so that they can [details expunged] and [information redacted]. which is literally so cutes <3

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I am so glad I got this video out! And to think it was delayed by food poisoning! Anyways, go watch me talk about why north German public transit crumbled during the recent snowstorm!

btw, everyone, go follow Tales from the S-Bahn here or on youtube, tiktok or a bunch of other socials! She makes amazing videos about trains, trams and stuff here in hamburg and the rest of germany (at least mostly)

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I am so glad I got this video out! And to think it was delayed by food poisoning! Anyways, go watch me talk about why north German public transit crumbled during the recent snowstorm!

Just watched your video, glad you're back to life

6 hours from Stade to Hbf??? that's longer than it took my partner and i to get to berlin that day – i'm still baffled how well that went (ersatzverkehr from U2 Steinfurther Allee to Schwerin and the Regio from there).

Although we had a bunch of issues going back the next morning, having to sit on the train in Stendal for an hour before it could go and then being stuck in Uelzen for another hour due to the tracks not yet being cleared and tested. Apparently, they had lots of issues with snow being blown onto the tracks by the wind.

still worth it for spontaneously going to a fun party thing – it was a bit of an adventure from the start, and i'm so happy (and baffled) it worked, especially when hearing how terrible the situation was for many who wanted to get somewhere on public transit

London transport inspired names for transfems

  • Victoria
  • Angel
  • Barking
  • Abbey (Wood)
  • Maida Vale
  • Crystal (Palace)
  • Mary (short for Marylebone)
  • Erith
  • Alexandra (Park)
  • Seven Sist- gets so hard i pass out

Hamburg version

  • Emilie (-nstraße)
  • Schlump
  • Agathe (-nburg)
  • Veddel
  • (St.) Pauli
  • Berne (almost like Bernie Wagenblast)
  • Altona
  • Hammah
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ey deutschlandticket so gut

einfach mal eben ohne plan zu nem event nach berlin fahren, kost' ja nix

und gerade ist der sev auch irgendwie zuverlässiger als bahnen (wtf)

Rückreise war abenteuerlicher als hin, aber irgendwie ist dann doch was gefahren (2x ne Stunde an irgendwelchen bahnhöfen warten wegen schneewehen, aber dann gings weiter)

lassen sie mich bett, ich bin durch

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