blog that creates hypothetical people

he falls from a short distance and shatters

She eats with her left hand when the meal is a right-handed meal

she constructed a labyrinth in herself because she was the only one she could trust to make it as flawless as possible so that if she could escape it this would prove it was possible to escape anything and she would know once and for all that the world was a safe place

Little doggie who greets people she doesn't like with the words; "something less polite than hello"

Girl who is sings "ten drunk cigarettes" with the cadence of a caroler

The visage of a single mouth with many different voices puppeting it

not long after posting "nobody gets me" on her tumblr blog, the dumb & gay emo boy got rickrolled by her roommate who shouted "GOT YOU" from the other room.

there will always be more of her

ykno the guy who's always annoying you with all the plans and projects he comes up with, all these things he says he wants to do--yeah that one--well so like you know how he's stopped telling you about the things he wanted to do a few days ago and he's been doing lot less lately? well, we've received confirmation that by the end of tomorrow, he will cease all action entirely.

she is embarassed about her stink

guy who gets drafted

guy who only drinks draft

draft punk

information scientists whose reasoning isnt more or less circular

guy who feels it anytime he receives an email