Being completely oblivious to celebrity culture and social media trends is so freeing 10 out 10 would recommend

thank you so much adblockers. thank you. I love you. thank you so much

spiritual successor to my email post

ok this too

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

Laundry chapstick :(

there's a comedian who I love whose name is Josh Johnson. because his comedy isn't JUST comedy. I sit down to watch one of his videos and I know he's about to change the way I view something. like he did a video talking about Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl half time performance where he said,

"art can save your life, art can absolutely save your life. I believe it from the bottom of my heart. but believe me when I tell you entertainment will never be your salvation. art can save your life, but entertainment–by and large is escapism. and no one has ever escaped their chains by forgetting they were there. so you, you cannot, when I tell you, you will not be saved through entertainment alone."

anyway. I just think about that a lot. you can watch the entire video here. and I strongly recommend you do.

I have no new horse art, buttttt here is a lil compilation of a couple depicting the northern demonic horses I came up with and that are very dear to my heart!

my fav genre of fanfic is "ship i have not ever considered but the author is insane abt it in a way that intrigues me immensely"

takes you by the hand. please please please if you're stuck on your WIP or you can't figure out how to progress the scene PLEASE skip ahead. skip a few lines ahead. skip until the next Thing you can think of happens. skip to it skip to it skip to it. you may uncover what you were missing in the midst of your next scenes and you may discover that just transitioning straight to Next Part works flawlessly. skip it. don't sink. skip.

if you're stuck writing something, it's a good practice to ask "okay, why am I stuck? what am I stuck on?" because sometimes the answer is "i don't know what happens next", to which you choose a direction and commit to the bit, and sometimes the answer is "i don't want to write the beginning", to which the answer is even simpler: don't write the beginning

no lie this is how I’ve written the best and longest fics. Went from painful jagged 1k chapters to blinking and finding myself 5k deep on something *I THE WRITER* enjoy reading later. Get stuck? Skip ahead. Write the next bit. Fill it in on the next read. Or don’t! Who the fuck cares!!!!

Two seemingly contradictory beliefs that we actually must strive to hold simultaneously:

You don't need to be a doormat, but also don't get comfortable slamming the door when you have the resources to extend a hand instead.

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror