UMM okay um okay HUGE SHOUT-OUT to @polmin and her recent HOT AND BEAUTIFUL art of these two dorks. I loved the idea and the pose she used and just wanted to draw them like that too т_т Polmin THANKS FOR THE FOOD 🙏

yes Vox boom indeed

also I’d like to thank season 2 for giving us randomly beefed up Vox

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

NEW SACREDY CATS VID SO I DRW THEM AGAIN

OpeanAI & Sam Altman need to be held accountable for this.

Multtiple people have been killed by ChatGPT, at least 16. We need to do something about this.

abusive parents if they weren't lying: I'm doing this for your own bad

literally. we all have the same set of parents

these are old but I turned left sooooo

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didn’t deserve

D3rlord loves using his knowledge against or for Avery. For example, responding to the thoughts Avery is having, (using it to tease him) doing something for Avery that he was going to do eventually, etc. Which would lead me to my other hc that his love language is acts of service. (While Averys is also acts of service & physical touch)

... the worst bit is I know several people this could be, especially given the 'in Australia' clarification

If you know them then there's a chance I might know some of them and that thought will keep me up at night.

This wasn’t the guy who we all know who used to spray his jeans with Mortein and then light himself on fire, was it?

He used to sit at the back of the bus, cup his hand, spray deodorant into it, then open it and light it on fire with a lighter in one fell swoop to try and impress girls.

He had to stop because the bus company begged our school to tell him to stop bc of legal liability. His hands never actually got damaged after doing it for about a year.

I reached out to my old friend in question here, because I've been thinking about him all day.

I do not know what "the amulet" is. I have no idea what "the amulet" is referring to.

I instantly remembered when he said that.

While we were all at the local park doing legal things that teenagers would do back in the late 2000s, my friend here found a rock at our old smoke spot that was unusually smooth and flat. He liked it so much that he took it to the woodwork classrooms at school, drilled a hole in it, and hung it on a necklace.

When we asked why he weanwearing this dinky-ass pebble on his neck, he claimed it prevented him from ever getting food-related illnesses: wouldn't get food poisoning, couldn't over-eat, was able to ingest anything (prior to him finding The Amulet, a few of us used to play a game called "Devil's Piss" where we would take turns shoving random food bits into a bottle of coke, and the first person to take a sip would get two dollars from the other players).

When we all asked him for the proof that this rock is magical—because nobody believed him, obviously—he said to meet him behind the History block at lunch, where he said he would drink two litres (or half a gallon) of milk in one go and not puke.

We met him there, and about ten of us all watched him down a whole bottle of strawberry milk in two or three breaths.

He didn't puke.

He jumped up and down and punched his stomach to prove it.

He still didn't puke.

I'm so glad I'm alive.

At the crossroads, don’t turn left

well yes!

I’m sorry, you don’t know WHY??

this tag is too glorious not to include

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

scrolled through the tags and saw that a lot of people weren’t blessed enough to see the edits

here it is, in all its Glory

this kills me every single time

I was procrastinating, so I made a gifset instead.

tiny pogging ferret pictures, for you

You aren't the Chosen One. The prophecy doesn't even get going for another few generations. But you aren't just going to let some upstart conqueror trample your tulip garden just because the Fates say you can't beat him.