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Valentino

@i-only-fuck-10s

i dont need an introduction / dont send me porn, i dont carry work home ;>

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hiii valentin-hoes~

velvette told me to make an intro post, or whatever i mean, i dont think i need one, im super famous, but she insisted so be grateful, whores

valentino, moth demon, and the one your bitch has wet dreams about. i make porn films if you didnt know that, are u fucking blind. the billboards r everywhere- yk what nevermind

some common questions ig

- yes the fluff is part of me. doesnt come off. same with the coat thats my wings. yes the laser hurt are u fucking stupid? yo no puedo con esta gente de verdad...

- not telling you my size. go watch one of my movies where i cameo if u wanna know so bad

- yes my nipple chain is real. guess what else is pierced 😏

- i only fuck 10s, if u have to ask, u dont have a chance. and vox too but hes kinda cute so wtv<3

thats it for now see ya around bitches byeeee~

also follow me rn dont make me have to repeat it 🔫

[ OOC SECTION ] Hiya, mod here. 19 he/him/any.

I do not condone, support, or in any way endorse the actions of Valentino in the show.

This is a fictional character and an important representation of what abusers often look like - charming on the outside, horrible behind closed doors.

I consider this kind of representation incredibly important and often lacking in media, depicting evil as something clear cut that anyone can see, when often it lurks in the shadows.

Please understand that none of my responses reflect my morals or who I am as a person, rather, I only want to spread this representation so as to inspire others to include characters like Valentino in their works and to hopefully help others spot the patterns that lead to people like him slip under the radar.

With all of that said, enjoy! Headcanons below.

RP threads archive. (Only the last of every thread. Asks and posts in character not included)

clickbait article that's like "MANY ARTISTS FAIL THIS SIMPLE TEST" and it's just a single line that says "draw a fat person"

highly acclaimed revolutionary artist tom of finland could not even do this

OOC: ive been practicing drawing so thought id give it a shot

Emma! she likes walking her dog in the park, she's a very outgoing extroverted person, and her favorite color is pink. Spring just started so you can see her tan lines

ⓘ Tip: If you can't draw faces, master microexpressions through body language and environmental clues.

I hope this artwork makes you as nauseous and fascinated as I was. I hope you hate it. I hope you can't stop looking at it. I hope it sticks into your mind and you're unable to forget it. And if it does any of that - that means I was successful in making it.

im gonna be so insufferable about this drawing im so proud of it

Y'all better come stare at (and fucking praise) the art because it's incredible.

exactly 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕

ⓘ Tip: If you can't draw faces, master microexpressions through body language and environmental clues.

I hope this artwork makes you as nauseous and fascinated as I was. I hope you hate it. I hope you can't stop looking at it. I hope it sticks into your mind and you're unable to forget it. And if it does any of that - that means I was successful in making it.

im gonna be so insufferable about this drawing im so proud of it

i wish i could pin more than one post

ⓘ Tip: If you can't draw faces, master microexpressions through body language and environmental clues.

I hope this artwork makes you as nauseous and fascinated as I was. I hope you hate it. I hope you can't stop looking at it. I hope it sticks into your mind and you're unable to forget it. And if it does any of that - that means I was successful in making it.

im gonna be so insufferable about this drawing im so proud of it

ⓘ Tip: If you can't draw faces, master microexpressions through body language and environmental clues.

I hope this artwork makes you as nauseous and fascinated as I was. I hope you hate it. I hope you can't stop looking at it. I hope it sticks into your mind and you're unable to forget it. And if it does any of that - that means I was successful in making it.

Cain looks right at the pimp moth and raises the mic to his lips as a thumping latin beat plays in the background.

"Valentino, putting on a show/About as real as a orgasm in one of your pornos/But does he know that we know, that everyone, even his beaux, thinks he's a brain dead ho?/Everything you do is a copy of the Sin of Lust/If you had an orginal thought you'd probably combust/Wouldn't want to be you when Asmodeus learns you've been trying to sell your "love potions " in his ring and grinds your ass to dust/Pathetically peverted poser poppin pills and potions/One ' yes ' from Alastor and you'd get a demotion/ Can't control his boyfriend or his emotions/So he Has an explosion. "

The beat changes slightly going faster and harder on the bass.

"He's a creep, on the street, in the sheets, and I'm killing this beat/Val's incomplete, so he seeks a favorite to mistreat/We've seen the receipts/ And He ain't to smart or discreet.

I'm leaving you shot up like a user, baby/Doesn't matter if you're a Overlord, you're just a loser, baby/I'm dominating this rap/There's no aftercare for these rhymes/You just got railed for the hundredth thousandth time!"

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hahaha, you wrote a song for me? how cute~

*his smile gets sharper, eyes narrowing as the song goes on, and starts slowly walking in circles around Cain, cackling at the Love Potion remark*

this is Hell, baby, get used to it 😏

*he interjects in timing, and looks at him amused when the rap ends*

adorable. you think i give a fuck? baby im the porn demon, you could only DREAM of railing me.

it's almost sad how you think i would care about your cute little rhymes. i could tear you to shreds if i wanted, but you're lucky; you entertained me. so ill let you go easy 🥰 go cry to someone else about your lack of bitches~

After a couple weeks of hanging out and reading other people's thoughts and analyses, I think the biggest surprise to me is still the fact that my first thought about Vox's sex life was "What's he into?" And then finding out everyone else is arguing about whether he tops or bottoms. Especially when the argument seems to be "canon says he's a top" vs "canon is wrong". It's a novel experience, canon having a say in characters' sex lives.

I'm not gonna ask why it matters, because I'm a shipper too. I get it. Sometimes you have a character who, for whatever reason, you only want to see in a specific role. And I know fandom has a thing about treating gay ships like stereotypical straight couples, so I can't say I'm surprised that the bottom!Vox agenda is mostly fueled by images of him looking "pathetic" (I am judging all of you for it, though).

And to be clear, this isn't about headcanons or kink projection. I could not care less what you want to do to your favorite characters, or why. Have fun. Or make yourself sad, whichever.

But I'm like. The "he's canonically a top" faction just points to the fact that he canonically tops and calls the matter closed, even though we don't know if he always tops. If there's actual analysis, it's something about gender roles and how he needs power/control too much to bottom. And the "canon is trying so hard to push him as a top" faction is subsisting purely on vibes and pictures of him being sad, shy, or embarrassed. Because apparently, a man who does not perform masculinity 24/7 cannot be a top, or dominant. Or be taken seriously.

Listen. If you're a bottom!Vox truther, your propaganda sucks. I can give you some better stuff to work with.

(This got very long, so under the cut it goes).

OOC: Yep. I see them both as switches tbh; Val would absolutely be fluid in that aspect, and I can see Vox would grow to enjoy both roles as time goes on. And absolutely Val wouldn't get with Vox if he was bad in bed. Duh.

Anonymous asked:

The roaches are back and they're currently tearing apart his closet going for the special hat.

LEAVE MY FUCKING HAT ALONE!!!!

*proceeds to crash out so hard he calls pest control, forgetting he's ALSO a bug. he is unable to access his wardrobe for 6 weeks. even after he's able to wear them again they still slightly smell regardless of how many times he washes them, and ends up having to throw it all out*

🏆 Achievement unlocked: Ragebait successful.

Anonymous asked:

Guess whose joining him in the shower? That's right, about a million roaches and they're crawling over everything and knocking over all your expensive soaps.

STOP FUCKING STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*the screech resonates all through V-Tower scaring Vox and making him teleport to the bathroom, only to find Val alone*

🏆 Achievement unlocked: Traumatize Valentino from showering in that bathroom for a month.

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