me, married for not even two months: idk all of a sudden I think that pining after someone with no end in sight just doesn’t sound that romantic. weird

me, happily ensconced in the security of my wedding vows: you guys I just had the wildest epiphany! what if love wasn’t a dream in your head, but instead a mutual partnership? like, what if it was requited??? crazy to say, but I think that would be better

#taylor in tloas

Sometimes I’m talking to a child like hey I’m not mad. I’m not even disappointed really. Your classmates however are going to beat you with sticks if we don’t do something about this.

Listen I know you like clicking the pen. I even have clicked a pen myself once or twice. However.

Brotherhood of The Orb

Snail bomb?

...........I don't get it???

Help???????

The snail sees that the bomb has an hour left and is running in a panic because it is slow.

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

green tea = yellow bile

mocha = blood

lemonade = phlegm

vodka = black bile

missing scene

Bruce and his nephews after a long day of babysitting <3

dont piss off a person whose main fuel is spite or whatever sun tzu said

Taylor Swift (2006) is such a weird little time capsule because it was written before overprotectiveness took over, when parents were still letting their teens and tweens be out and about doing shit IRL. she’s in a chevy truck that had a tendency of getting stuck on back roads at night. she’s underneath the stars in the field behind your yard listening to the crickets sing. she’s slamming the screen door sneaking out late tapping on your window. she’s decidedly not in her bedroom crashing out about something she saw on social media.

"Love these early images of Henry in the suit — he’s literally hope personified. Shot on my old Nikon D3. 💙"

– Zack Snyder via Instagram 🥰

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In the writings of the Church Fathers, a lack of feeling —insensitivity toward the suffering of others— is considered typical of paganism. In contrast to this attitude, the Christian faith holds up the God who suffers with men, and thereby draws us into his “com-passion.” The Mater Dolorosa, the mother whose heart is pierced by a sword, is an iconic image of this fundamental attitude of Christian faith.

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

THE BEAR 4.02 "Soubise"