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my humor 2016

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

Si hombre pero que dise tu

NEW GODSLAVE ⚡️⚡️ NEW PAGE⚡️⚡️ Today: Everybody outta the pool!!

GODSLAVE is about a girl tricked into working for an Egyptian God, and subsequently finding herself in the middle of a Pantheon Family Feud! 

If you like Monster Fights and Modern Era Gods vs Mortals ✨read from the beginning here✨

This morning I had like the lesbian equivalent of that part from the Brian David Gilbert cooking video about getting called Boss haha

christmas movie where a city girl falls for a cowboy but they're both horny lesbians

You know how kids are supposed to be exposed to some level of dirt and grime as they grow up so their immune systems can learn what's a deadly disease and what just causes some slight irritation? And if a kid grows up in a too clean environment they're likely to develop severe allergies or a hyper immune disorder?

I think the over sanitation of the internet is doing similar things to people's psyche.

No that ship with an age gap isn't the same as pedophilia, you're just having the moral equivalent to hay-fever.

The best shot of the year

Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it's not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she's a badass billiards pro

I'm gonna be honest as fuck. black and brown people end up as victims of systemic violence within the US on a wider scale that is deplorable forever since this country's conception, especially with black Americans. and I will be honest, white liberals and leftists will see this violence, get rightfully upset, but move on. but when another white person is wrongfully murdered and tried by the system those same people will focus more outrage towards that. "they will target all of us now" is a statement made out of privilege if you don't consider the lives of black and brown people as equal.

anything to wake up people but it's just sad that my so called "allies" are realizing how dire this violence is when it only begins to affect **THEIR** lives.

the average experience of a black American is facing racial trauma since Early childhood then and there. you will learn that people who supposedly have your back don't actually fucking care unless they are thrown to the wolves as well, despite you being thrown to the pack as early as being in your parents womb.

1. I never said I was making this about myself I'm just widely upset that people, white allies to be exact, seem to care more/hit their breaking point more about systemic injustices and murders when it only happens to people like them meanwhile people like me and other poc have been facing injustices for centuries and the whole "this can happen to you or any bystander" pisses me off because those Mexican/Haitian/indigenous people kidnapped by ICE were bystanders too, but they never meet the same outrage.

I'm upset that a queer woman was murdered by this fascistic country don't get me wrong, but it's telling now this is the thing that wakes up non racialized allies and not the atrocities occuring for the *longest time*. this isn't about me. it's about the people within my community and adjacent to it living in fear.

2. also nice random fatphobia + antiblackness combo at the end. I've always experienced racialized violence/microagressions in this country btw so you should keys without the e man.

if your take away from what I said is that nobody should mourn for this woman because I loveeee being selfish and not "it shouldn't have to take a white person getting murdered violently for people to take poc seriously" than you're a lost cause man.

I love that people who dislike me are having their antiblackness goop leak out because it's hard to keep up the liberal persona through all the cracks

it's kind of a shame that mob psycho 100 was released before these talks of 'main character energy' and 'npc behavior' really started to take hold in an annoying way. 'i am the protagonist of the world' no you're not you're the protagonist of your own life just like everybody else is. bitch.

showing these panels to everyone

Felt like doing a new meet-the-artist for 2026 💚

i need to kill this man

this man is profiting off of a harassment campaign perpetuated against my friend. I'm hoping to god she doesn't kill herself over this and he's sending fucking sassy gifs about it. delete your fucking internet accounts NOW

I hear that it's bad for content creators if a video gets reported a lot

Kofi too. That’s also pretty simple to report.