Anonymous asked:

i never play elders because i don't know what to do with them

here’s a list of things:

  • ladies who brunch
  • build a retirement home
  • create friends for them
  • elder bowling league? hell yeah
  • own an antique store
  • have a part time job
  • abandon the city and join a commune
  • pursue the hobbies you didn't have time for while raising your kids & working
  • anniversary party
  • yoga is good for the joints
  • a pint in the pub
  • change up your personal style & hair
  • retirement party
  • invite the family round for dinner
  • get a pet
  • tend to a community garden
  • volunteer
  • babysit the grandchildren
  • divorce
  • sell the house
  • boho skirts look cute on old ladies
  • wear a tin foil hat and solve the strangerville mystery
  • use your pension to travel the world
  • throw down in the club
  • family reunion
  • give them a weird cousin they've never mentioned who just showed up and wont leave
  • be care free
  • join a gym
  • take a still life art class with your pals
  • gossip and meddle
  • collect clutter and display it proudly
  • phone an old friend
  • sit on your porch in your favourite chair
  • take the grandchildren to the park
  • second marriage or even a third
  • read every book
  • divorce again
  • family secrets are fun
  • rekindle an old flame
  • people watch at a cafe
  • maybe now is the time for that gay awakening... is she your lifelong best friend or is she the love of your life?
  • get some bees
  • bake and then take them round to peoples houses, become the welcome wagon
  • little bit of drama to spice it up
  • pie at the diner every thursday
  • give them flaws

retirement gives you plenty of time & you don't have to do the same thing everyday.

the key to having fun with elders, for me anyway, is to keep the personality you gave them when they were young & add a little growth!

using the get to work prison items to decorate the university dorms

all of us on pack release day:

you know when when you were a kid and you made your mum the ugliest beaded necklace ever but she wore it anyway? that feeling of delight? same thing when people use my cc

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