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Goaty

@im-a-goat-in-disguise / im-a-goat-in-disguise.tumblr.com

!!!!BLANK/BOT BLOGS BLOCKED ON SIGHT!!!!!!!!! It me, goat. he/him. supportive of LGBTQIA+ but straight and cis myself. bri'ish, unfortunately. BUT over 6ft, so there's that. always open to ask and submissions. ----------------------------------------------------- if I get something wrong in a post don't be afraid to correct me!!! please!!! and if you want me to tag something just ask!! Minors can be here but use your eyes at your own discretion

i trust y'all got this. If you can't sign, reblog. Spread the word.

the worst part of getting into new media is when youre at the stage where youre completely obsessed with it but you cant go through the tags or seek out anything about it bc youre not fuckiny done yet

Very interesting that the name and identity of the ICE agent who shot Renee Good has not been publicized but her name, identity and life are being picked apart by Republicans on social media. Who the fuck is that guy? How long has he been an agent? Does he have a history of escalating to violence immediately? What is his misconduct history? He is a sack of shit regardless, by virtue of being an ICE agent but I don’t understand (I do understand) why he gets privacy and her and her family do not.

The train could literally have a dommy mommy next to me saying "This isn't your stop. you don't need to look up or react" every 5 seconds but I would STILL take a peek out the window when the train starts slowing down for the station I KNOW isn't mine. It's an unstoppable biological phenomen.

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

Humans the only species to have gone to the moon on purpose

Only species to go to the highest point on earth on purpose

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

Humans the only species to have gone to the moon on purpose

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

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catgirldick

all in a days work! *passes out*

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catgirl-bimbo

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

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catgirlvoid

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

dude my house

This is the best addition everyone go home

Luigi Mangione related tags/searches have been BANNED

These are the only banned tags/searches I can find so far out of 50+ but it's still five too many. Everything else is currently not being censored.

If you use any of these tags in your post your post won't show up under any search or any tag. The only way to see that post is to either follow you and see it on the dashboard or be on your blog and see it there directly.

Nothing warrants this censorship. People are not using these tags to condone violence.

If you tell a yankee "its never okay to kill people for the US no matter how poor you are" you can trigger secret dialogue that makes you understand why Malcolm X hated liberals the way he did

it's actually impressive how after almost 3 months this post just keeps catching yankees who are dying to show you what their secret dialogue is

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