best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition

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So just so we're all clear ICE straight up murdered that woman in broad daylight and the government is calling HER the terrorist

So just so we're all clear ICE straight up murdered Renee Nicole Good in broad daylight and the government is calling HER the terrorist

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969.........

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

post's haunted.

Investing at 3 notes

Investing at 0 notes *grins like a goober*

I am healing from a major surgery right now and my phone stylus doesn't work with this phone properly for drawing. Yet I am compelled to draw Caster's weird little defeated scoot.

(By the way, I am unable to work this month due to said surgery with a lot of time to draw, so if you want to commission me, now is a great time!)

me: i should get to put my coworker in a saw trap where he has to jump through hoops or risk getting his penis bitten off by piranhas

the humble mutual: ❤️

Thekla and Marina Shafir. Hear my Himejoshi radio wave….. sexually menace Mina Shirakawa more

feels suggestive.

jumble of paws

See the fun thing about periodic password expiration policies is that they're not only bad because if you change people's passwords constantly, they will use bad practices to remember their passwords but ALSO unless a password is compromised, changing it really does nothing to make it more secure. If it is compromised, you want it changed ASAP, not in the next 30-365 days! Actual worthless policy.

best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.