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My Fast Food Leyley post got reblogged by a White Supremacist. I blocked their ass so fast and reported them, but we'll see if Tumblr does anything.
But as a reminder, besides being pro-shipping, this account is run by a pansexual woman who is:
PRO-LGBTQ+
PRO-ANTIFA
PRO-PoC
PRO-DIVERSITY
PRO-SCIENCE
If any of that bothers you, please feel free to visit Mrs. Ashley Graves and file a formal complaint.
I think Ashley would enjoy Andrew taking her on a date to the Menards lights section
I had to Google what Menards was because I don't think there's any in the NYC area, but yeah, I can see that.
Especially if it's a very Gothic looking chandelier, like something Morticia Addams would get railed by Gomez under. (Ashley strongly thinks of Morticia and Gomez as Couples Goals).
So my brother from another mother @soltender once again did a fan dub of one of my Incorrect Quotes but tweaked it a bit and honestly? I like his ending better.
🩷: Okay, but let's say you couldn't bring yourself to be turned. Then what do you do? Would you bash my brains in? Blow my skull off with a shotgun? Oooh, maybe go all Evil Dead and hack me up with a chainsaw?
💚: Honestly? I'd probably just keep you chained in the basement and toss you random scraps of meat from victims I could get my hands on.
🩷: Awww! You would keep me as your pet-zombie-wife? That is the sweetest thing!
[CHOMP]
🩷: Secondhand smoke can give you cancer, right? Because of all the chemicals in it?
💚: That's what they say, yeah.
🩷: Then those same chemicals are in your body because of your cigarettes, so that means I could get throat cancer from your cum! So I'm not swallowing anymore till you stop smoking!
💚: That's not how that works, dumbass.
🩷: Hey, I know you wanted a ham and cheese omelette for breakfast but I couldn't find my whisk so I mixed everything up using my vibrator instead.
💚: 'Hey Andew, how was breakfast?' they'll ask, 'Oh, fine', I'll say, 'I ate a delicious Ham, Cheese and Pussy Omelette'.
🩷: Heh, you want a side of gash-browns with that?
💚: You're not helping!
outta curiosity, have you played the demo for Willows: A Dream of Shadows? The TCOAAL inspired game by the same group who did Andy and Renee?
Sadly, not yet. Between my work schedule being hectic and some IRL family drama that I'm not going to get into here, I've rarely had time to relax and play anything. It's on my To Do list once things settle down.
🩷: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrewwww! Guess whaaaaat?
💚: You're going to finally cut back on the insane amounts of WildCherry ToxiCola you drink?
🩷: Pffftt, fucking hardly. No, guess again!
💚: You've overcome your irrational hatred of black olives?
🩷: Andrew!
💚: I give up. What is it?
🩷: I finally remembered the password for my old high school email account!
💚: Wait, seriously?
🩷: Yep! 'LvngDedGrrl666' lives again!
Idea: Lilith gets an Australian Bf and the main way he gets Ashley to like him is by teaching her the different ways Australians use the word Cunt.
Bf: So, calling someone a Good Cunt is clearly good. But, so is calling them a Funny Cunt, Sick Cunt, and Mad Cunt.
🩷:Right.
Bf: But, to insult someone, you gotta call 'em, Dumb Cunt, Dog Cunt, and Shit Cunt.
🩷: *Taking notes, while nodding.* I see...
Oh man, an Australian boyfriend would be perfect for her, especially if she's anything like her Mom and Dad and loves to bite and scratch.
Lewdie youre from nyc. I need to know…
Is it a sin to put ranch on pizza?
Or do you approve?
I wouldn't do it, though I would judge you severely if we were hanging out, Anon. It would at least be edible with the ranch, so it's not like it's Chicago style which is just uncooked dough and sauce.
Pizza Anon, I wish to let you know that I was reminded last night about Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza, so unless you're just straight up dipping your pizza in a cup of ranch dressing, you should be okay.
Lewdie youre from nyc. I need to know…
Is it a sin to put ranch on pizza?
Or do you approve?
I wouldn't do it, though I would judge you severely if we were hanging out, Anon. It would at least be edible with the ranch, so it's not like it's Chicago style which is just uncooked dough and sauce.
