being an adult is just like. oh shit toothpaste is expensive. oh shit popcorn is expensive. oh shit cat food is expensive. oh shit gas is expensive. oh shit water is expensive. oh shi

please be patient with me im from the 1900s
tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live
btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you
Wonderful girl. Either I’m gonna kill her, or I’m beginning to like her.
driving on the highway with the windows down singing to 2000s pop punk will heal you I promise
new one
Going to merge with these two
Reblog if you love bread or hate the United States military industrial complex
i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score


