you are an irreparably damaged individual and no one will ever feel safe around you. do not speak to me. if you ever tag another of my posts with a white boy from a prestige TV drama i will call the police.

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

when people say "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" they are specifically justifying my cocaine habit. they are telling me personally that I can continue to use blow without guilt. you still deserve to die for buying tampons

2025 lets all internalize "its my fault for not taking enough stimulants"

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him

I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.

Really good

from what we can tell "full movie online free" seems to be some kind of 21st century prayer

*presses firmly on your posting organ*