You Need Need Me

ah, er..sir? or...

*the King instinctively grabs his rifle. It's lowered, still, but he has it in case.*

please, don't come closer. s-stay back.

You Need Need Me

...oh FUCK this.

*the King fires five shots, one into each of its skulls, before running away.*

@theshadowslengthen, @remainsthatneverfaded, @insert-the-4thwall-entity, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING, AND HOW DO I GET IT OUT OF CARCOSA AND/OR KILL IT?

Oh hey it found you too

My best guess is a mutilated version of gman half life from some hl or GMOD arg of sorts.

i

genuinely don't know how to get rid of it

OOC POST

Thank you all!! Lowkey I was not expecting this blog to get like. Any interaction at all, let alone 50 likes in less than a day. I really appreciate it!! /gen

(The King is probably just sitting around like "heh oh yeah it's all coming together... I will have 50 new subjects by noon tomorrow..." (this is not canon))

Celebrate. All of you. Now. (please?🥺 just for this super cool fella)

@insert-the-4thwall-entity, @angelicallyresurrecting, @avery-themostmayo, @theshadowslengthen, @night-in-lost-carcosa, @do-not-turn-left, @thekingwhohappenstolikeyellow, @keytocarcosa, @remainsthatneverfaded

Don't usually celebrate like milestones and such, but congratulations :)

A Notice to All of his Loyal Followers

greetings! although none have happened yet, in the case of an intruder, aggressor, or any person with Ill intent towards I, or any of you, I have recently acquired and purchased 20 firearms.

Supplied to me by the gracious p###ld##x, this is aimed to intimidate anyone to not harm the King, nor his subjects.

Sincerely,

Read My Play, the King in Yellow.

ps: if im not feeling up to it i also bought brass knuckles and a "gun glove", still trying it out

psps: i just destroyed a pillar in my throne room with the gun glove, shit. gonna have to fix that

pspsps: if i am extremelY tirEd or not wiLLing tO fight, aggressors Will find themselves in nova prospeKt or in first row sEats to a live act of the hanged king, with the theater being full of people. enjoY!

KB HIQ YXFA TL JUQNXAJL. QI HLY MNRL NXPXSMNNL BZ GV LKNJLSOFKJLF. AYNHMDWXFZVEM QFQE ALCRL VB KHHUK NAUFS. MUPZ VM SLZK SPYFN, UKI ENZA JULKNGT. KV. AIN. QJLG. TL.

decipher and find out!

hint: check the bold

just did

buuuttt im gonna leave for the others find out cause

it's for the ones who dare

A Notice to All of his Loyal Followers

greetings! although none have happened yet, in the case of an intruder, aggressor, or any person with Ill intent towards I, or any of you, I have recently acquired and purchased 20 firearms.

Supplied to me by the gracious p###ld##x, this is aimed to intimidate anyone to not harm the King, nor his subjects.

Sincerely,

Read My Play, the King in Yellow.

ps: if im not feeling up to it i also bought brass knuckles and a "gun glove", still trying it out

psps: i just destroyed a pillar in my throne room with the gun glove, shit. gonna have to fix that

pspsps: if i am extremelY tirEd or not wiLLing tO fight, aggressors Will find themselves in nova prospeKt or in first row sEats to a live act of the hanged king, with the theater being full of people. enjoY!

KB HIQ YXFA TL JUQNXAJL. QI HLY MNRL NXPXSMNNL BZ GV LKNJLSOFKJLF. AYNHMDWXFZVEM QFQE ALCRL VB KHHUK NAUFS. MUPZ VM SLZK SPYFN, UKI ENZA JULKNGT. KV. AIN. QJLG. TL.

already have my own arsenal of weapons, but more to the collection, ig.

thanks!

also what's with the codes?

Yeah, glad to be at service

Let's just

Hope that this wave of illness ends.

I HEARD SCREAMING AND BANGING WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

hello!..er, insert. right? good to meet you.

the name's ######e#, i will be answering instead of the King for the time being.

..uh. somebody projected. period cramps. onto him.

good heavens... *the stranger mumbles.*

..anyways, he'll recover shortly.

YES, HI, HELLO

I HOPE HE RECOVERS

TRY GIVING HIM IBUPROFEN WHEN HE WAKES UP

I HEARD SCREAMING AND BANGING WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

..

you know what? Fuck. YOU.

step one foot in carcosa, and i PROMISE you that i will personally rip your bones from their muscles, your eyes from their sockets, and your teeth from your mouth, one-by-one, before tying you to a stake and setting the stake - including you, ablaze.

Do not come to Carcosa.

You are not, and will never be welcome.

You're capable of that? 😳

yes, yes i am. i-

..why the fuck are you blushing?

you know what? fuck this, fuck you.

*you faintly heard the sound of gates slamming. seems you won't be getting anymore responses. . .*

*also, every copy of the King in Yellow play will now burn at your touch. The King is repulsed by you.*

*..at least he left a little 'gift' behind.*

said gift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJMtNR-ke0I

I think he likes me 🤭 Giggling and twirling my moustache rn.

Hey King in Yellow, how would you feel about potentially aiding me in world domination? I'll pay you. In any way you want. Well. Almost any way. Depends what you want.

YAY GRANDKIDS SOON! GET TO IT!

How would that even work. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY MOM GO AWAY RANDOM WHITE WOMAN FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE

Watch your tone, young man!

I can't even have children. Stop asking for me to make grandkids.

i don’t even like this GodDamned FUCKASS.

I will NOT, and will NEVER be romantically attracted to him.

What in Carcosa is all this…

DO NOT LET GAME!EGGMAN KNOW OF THE EXISTENCE OF MULTIPLE KING IN YELLOWS ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

KINDLY TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING.

READ THE REBLOG STRING I DO NOT WISH TO TELL YOU GAME!EGGMAN IS A MONSTER FUCKER

???

Actually that doesn’t surprise me, have you seen how zesty he acts?

I Don't Watch Play Nor Interact With The Sonic Franchise But Yes I Do You Are Correct

Greetings, other Kings. What is currently happening? Who are we hiding from?

NO WHY ARE WE ALL HERE THIS IS THE ONE SITUATION WHERE THIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UNIDEAL

I ask again, what is happening?

EggMan Is Going To Find Us , , , , He Tried To Seduce readmyplay , , ,

Oh. Oh, My. Well, if that one attempts to seduce any of Us, can't We just... simply smite him?

Yeah But

wait

There Thou goeth. Or, if he tries to specifically seduce Thee, Thou couldst send him to Thy Pit.

Wonderful Idea ! ! ^_^ Thank You Me You Truly Are A Genius As Expected From Me HA HA HA

Okay FINE I'll be normal about you, can you just help me with evil plans or something? Need ideas.

…you know what? sure, why not?

please dont

i beg of y-

.

.

.

Another thing I suggest is to put a bounty on him

We're dealing with someone who commits war crimes on the daily.

...someone that commits what?

You heard me. As of now he has committed :

World domination

Mass murder

Mass brainwashing

Terrorism

Abuse of power

Animal cruelty

Mass poaching

Stalking

Enslavement

Mass kidnapping

Torture

Theft

Conspiracy

Incrimination

Malefic

Blackmail

Invasion

War crimes

Arson

Sabotage

Pseudocide

Destruction of property

Pollution

Unethical experimentation

Unlawful imprisonment

Attempted genocide

Attempted omnicide

Attempted universal domination

And more

Another thing I suggest is to put a bounty on him

We're dealing with someone who commits war crimes on the daily.

it's a meme reference

human internet humor is quite absurd, isn't it?

..oh.

...what other things does humanity laugh at?

i suggest looking at meme compilations or any funny video compilation.

you can find the most what we deem funny nowadays

it's a meme reference

human internet humor is quite absurd, isn't it?

They want your physical attention and genuinely be close to you. Physical embracement such as hugging and sitting on one's lap generally is platonic affection, although it can be taken as romantic at times.

Edit : sitting on one's lap is mostly romantic

no problem

im just glad that you're doing fine

tho i suggest getting something to ease the headache, like some cosmic version of ibiprofin

A Question From Your King

to all my loyal followers, it has come to my attention that many of these ‘posts’ on this ‘website’ revolve around me and d3rlord3, with one of the ‘tags’ being something called ‘d3rking’

do any of you know what does this mean?

Oh good lordd

It relates back to people being attracted to you,

People, more so users and fandoms, like to play matchmaker with their favorite characters and pair them up in various relationships, hence the online term 'ship/-s' and 'shipping'

Ever since they found out about D3rlord3's existence and story - people think that you two would be involved with each other. Romantically.

Good thing that you've made it illegal for anyone to seduce/assault you.

Edit : I've seen that you also have asked about r34

To put it lightly, rule 34 refers to a internet rule about that if it exists, there is gonna be porn made out about it.

Yeah. People in the shipping community are like that.

…

where’s the powder when i need it?

somewhere around here…give me a second.

powder as in - powdered laundry detergent

or is it something else?

are you

trying

to

blind yourself?

no, no, it’s

it’s a white powder

it makes me forget

so

either cosmic equivalent of a men-in-black thing or cosmic equivalent of cocaine/powdered drugs.

got it

cacrosa

A Question From Your King

to all my loyal followers, it has come to my attention that many of these ‘posts’ on this ‘website’ revolve around me and d3rlord3, with one of the ‘tags’ being something called ‘d3rking’

do any of you know what does this mean?

Oh good lordd

It relates back to people being attracted to you,

People, more so users and fandoms, like to play matchmaker with their favorite characters and pair them up in various relationships, hence the online term 'ship/-s' and 'shipping'

Ever since they found out about D3rlord3's existence and story - people think that you two would be involved with each other. Romantically.

Good thing that you've made it illegal for anyone to seduce/assault you.

Edit : I've seen that you also have asked about r34

To put it lightly, rule 34 refers to a internet rule about that if it exists, there is gonna be porn made out about it.

Yeah. People in the shipping community are like that.

…

where’s the powder when i need it?

somewhere around here…give me a second.

powder as in - powdered laundry detergent

or is it something else?

are you

trying

to

blind yourself?

no, no, it’s

it’s a white powder

it makes me forget

so

either cosmic equivalent of a men-in-black thing or cosmic equivalent of cocaine/powdered drugs.

got it

A Question From Your King

to all my loyal followers, it has come to my attention that many of these ‘posts’ on this ‘website’ revolve around me and d3rlord3, with one of the ‘tags’ being something called ‘d3rking’

do any of you know what does this mean?

Oh good lordd

It relates back to people being attracted to you,

People, more so users and fandoms, like to play matchmaker with their favorite characters and pair them up in various relationships, hence the online term 'ship/-s' and 'shipping'

Ever since they found out about D3rlord3's existence and story - people think that you two would be involved with each other. Romantically.

Good thing that you've made it illegal for anyone to seduce/assault you.

Edit : I've seen that you also have asked about r34

To put it lightly, rule 34 refers to a internet rule about that if it exists, there is gonna be porn made out about it.

Yeah. People in the shipping community are like that.

…

where’s the powder when i need it?

somewhere around here…give me a second.

powder as in - powdered laundry detergent

or is it something else?

are you

trying

to

blind yourself?