me and my friend saw this on tik tok and i really wanted to try... she hasn't done hers yet but i wanted somewhere to post mine 😽

if a man can chug an entire water bottle in one go, you know he gives head like a champ

playing footsie on the first date.... i'm gonna marry you

just watched a man climb a tree, bare hands and no shoes. might be the hottest thing i've ever witnessed.

shooting my shot by commenting "big fan of this"

sing to me white boy

dominant older women i need you

hairy sweaty man i need you bad

genuinely how do i become normal

call me a dog the way i'm slobbing on that bone

pet play but i bite too hard so you have to put me down

god gave me megan knees, thighs of steel, and a fat ass for a reason

pet play but we get in the car and i'm super excited because you said we're going to the park and i love the park and you brought treats but then you drive past the park and i can see the hospital and you drop me off at the doctor and im mad at you

im going to get him (flirting)