every time i log back on to twitter it’s another deluge of tweets about how mack is a statistical anomaly… love

me: there's actually very good data behind pulling the goalie, and the statistics support pulling them even earlier than most nhl coaches do

me when my goalie gets pulled: my coach is to stupid to live and shouldbe shot

this game can’t hurt me because vegas doesn’t exist

really cute post-win sharks photo

im hiring an etsy witch expeditiously against the wicked vegas knights. trust they will be dealt with

"a knight to forget for the sharks" kms .

vegas set fire to my village and spat on my cow

theres an evil aura vgk carries that attacks and takes over the sharks whimsy every time they play against eachother

i hope vegas explodes i hope the sphere crushes all of them

was so blinded by a wondrous 3 game win streak I forgot these are, in fact, the san jose sharks... shrockey of doom and despair

MOTHERFUCKER

experiencing sharks hockey……….

empty net I said oh.

we are low key washed asf