this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good

girl get a girp on yourself there are literally hot chocolate lol

Your forgot the important part where your EVIL

all tumblr users are ontologically evil

lets! go! per! verts! clap! clap! clapclapclap!

The fighting perverts

sen so ry pleasure

haiku of despair

[guy who denies that fantasy media can ever be political] You don't get it. The soul curse that was inflicted upon the Gorks when they tore down the Wizard Tower and the Cleric Tower permanently tainted all of them, so now it's morally righteous to kill every single one of them forever. In-universe it's completely justified.

She would have loved you.

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.

Touching all the objects in a store and thinking about someone eventually taking them home like lolllll i touched ur frying pan. trolled

dusknoir and celebi ask grovyle, but grovyle has to ask himself

following this trend on twt

“men can’t be oppressed” -> men of colour

“white men can’t be oppressed” -> gay men

“heterosexual men can’t be oppressed” -> trans men

“cis-het men can’t be oppressed” -> intersex men

“perisex men can’t be oppressed” -> disabled men

“able-bodied men can’t be oppressed” -> neurodivergent men

“cis-het perisex white able-bodied neurotypical men can’t be oppressed” -> buddy let me tell you about wealth and class and homelessness and immigrants and minority languages and cultures and being a child and being an elderly person and and and

we can keep doing this all day but the reality of the world is that very few people don’t face any kind of oppression at all and everyone exists in a complicated, intersecting web where they have privileges over some people in some contexts and some others are have privilege over them in other contexts. no one individual is incapable of enacting oppression and if you think that about yourself you need to go away and interrogate that belief.

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

We don't need to raise this one because it can read novels.

Goodreads users will really make lists about anything. Who's ready for uncle literature ‼️

How many people have you lived with in your life (meaning, sharing place of residence, especially cooking areas, living areas, and/or bathrooms).

Group homes count, family counts, everyone in an apartment counts, not everyone in the entire apartment building counts.