i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

Louder for those in the back.

if i told you that 911 abc just had a bisexual swinger sex montage to nine inch nails you probably wouldn’t believe me. and yet

And it was surprisingly the perfect choice.

Ryan Guzman | "9-1-1" Cast: The Puppy Interview

How does he manage to look sexy and soft at the same time? Throw a puppy (or three) at him.

Oliver Stark | "9-1-1" Cast: The Puppy Interview

This was clearly his happy place. And so it should be.

OLIVER STARK The 9-1-1 Puppy Interview

Freaking adorable. How to win my heart in one easy lesson: be kind and cute with animals.

Honestly wild that Rose has her hands under Shane’s shirt, feeling up his chest, while they’re dancing together at the club. In front of Ilya, no less! Disrespectful, is what it is. Those are his titties! The ones he’s been squeezing like they’re stress balls since he’s been old enough to call himself a man. Ilya’s not over here letting random people nuzzle his crotch where Shane can see, is he? Because there are some things you just don’t do. It’s called decorum, Hollander, look it up.

I mean, Shane may as well tattoo ‘Property of Ilya Rozanov’ on his tits.

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert

This was me on NYE trying to explain to a bunch of straight married couples that it was a well-crafted show about a beautiful love match that yes, happened to have a lot of spicy gay sex scenes.

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This makes me so angry. Why can’t people just live and let live? Why does the world contain people that do things like this to hurt and manipulate?

I'm still stuck on Shane losing his virginity. I am such a sucker for depictions of the "first time" - its so easy for it to go wrong. You open yourself up, you're supremely vulnerable, and when it's not met with openness, and reassurance, and reciprocation - when there's any notion you're not on the same page, it opens the floodgates for shame and guilt and doubt to rush in. And you don't get to do it again. You can have better sex in future, but the first time isn't re-doable. It sticks with you.

SO, when Ilya is SO OBSCENELY CONSIDERATE - taking responsibility, making everything simple, making sure Shane knows that he has everything under control?

Shane is so vulnerable in that situation. Everything about what they're doing is a secret. There is no one he would feel able to tell if he had any doubts, or if anything went wrong. And Ilya knows that. Ilya is the more experienced one, he knows what he's doing, he knows this is a big deal for Shane. He could have been awful, selfish, and Shane probably would have gone along with it anyway, not knowing if he'd ever get the chance again. He has no frame of reference, really. But no. Ilya calibrates everything for Shane's experience and comfort level. Ilya respects his wish not to do it in the hotel with Scott next door. He waits, patiently. And when they finally get to it, he's so reassuring, obsessively checking in, making sure he's not only not in pain, but actively enjoying himself. He doesn't let himself come until after he knows Shane already has.

I think even his suggestion they do it at Shane's place is deliberate to make Shane feel more comfortable, so Shane doesn't have to worry about getting home afterwards. It's so. Thoughtful.

If I had to have a checklist of "what I wish everyone could experience when they have sex for the first time", it would tick every box.

This sums up my attitude toward your first time having sex beautifully. It almost brings tears to my eyes. The fact this wonderful show portrayed all this the way they did on top of being a well-crafted queer love story is chef’s kiss.

Heated rivalry really said come for the hot sex but stay for the impeccable acting, deep emotional connection and beautiful filming

The creators really put so much care and attention into making the audience feel every moment of the characters’ journeys.

#jensen you are literally a disney princess

9-1-1 Outfit Appreciation: Eddie's Sunday Wednesday Best 9-1-1, S09E05

This outfit was too hot to be wasted on church. Imagine walking up behind him to take communion and suddenly seeing that ass in those pants. 🤭

1. Fraser/Ray K.

My Top 100 Ships of All Time:

Ships that still hit me as hard as the first time, to whom I will always come back, even decades later, because their interaction actually is one big reason for me to relive the media they are in. Those are the ones on this list. It was a tough, because I know pretty much everything, thank you very much. We have finally reached the very top of this list My absolute favorite ship of all time. Most of you young folks may not know that one, but it was one of the greatest things that ever happend in television.

You never forget you first love. Or Ship. Because there are red ships and green ships, but there is no ship like partnership. So "Due South" may very well be the first example of queer baiting in television. Not originally, mind you. But when the show came back after being cancelled with Season 3 and a new Ray Paul Gross had discovered fanzines and slash fanfiction and took over more active duties behind the scenes for the following two seasons. And well it's safe to say he made them do it all on purpose. And like ... not in a subtle way. However here is the thing about "Due South": It wasn't actually queer baiting, because the show ended with Fraser and Ray K. dog-sliding away in the sun-set together (literally!) to look for the hand of Franklin - which they actual did, but which also was a metaphor of course. So we got our happy ending, turns out that had been the story all along, it wasn't just jokes and hints - hand holding, buddy breathing, discussions about attractiveness (more than once). comparing partnership to marriage, jealousy, insecurity, all those stories that were actually about something else, even all the yelling and fighting, the break up and getting back together, the "I love you"s and the learning to compromise had been all along what we thought it was. Sure things like the Ray Wars were probably made worse by that, but narratives aren't about the fandom, even if fans like to think they are. They are about the story that is told. In the first two seasons of "Due South" Benton Fraser found a family in Chicago through Ray Vecchio, who was his brother from another mother, in the last two seasons of "Due South" Benton Fraser and Ray Kowalski found a partner in Chicago, who would always be their partner - in every way. Which is a brave story to tell in a police show in the 90s.

"Do you find me attractive?"

"Very much so, yes."

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"All right. Ray, my friend, I'm going to endanger your life in a wildly bizarre way. Step back. Follow me."

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"You ever feel like you don't know who you are? Like if you weren't around somebody, or that somebody wasn't around you, that you wouldn't be you? Or at least not the you that you think ya are? You ever...you ever feel like that?"

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"There's red ships and green ships, but there's no ship like partnership."

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"And as for Ray, or should I say Stanley Kowalski, Sergeant Frobisher geared us up with tack and tallow, and, led by Diefenbaker, we set off, Ray and I, on an adventure. And when we looked below, he saluted. And off we went to find the hand of Franklin. Reaching for the Beaufort Sea. And if we do find his hand... The reaching out one... We'll let you know."

I think this was my first queer ship and I am very happy with that fact.

Oliver Stark as Evan “Buck” Buckley 9-1-1, S09E01 - Eat The Rich

Ugh. Another season of OStark being ridiculously pretty on screen. Cuteness aggression in 3, 2, 1...

never forget and never forgive the people who voted for him

The bigotry, narcissism, plus complete and utter lack of ethics is bad enough but the fact that he's so useless whenever he opens his mouth and his cult still support him makes the whole damn thing even worse.

"How do people who don't drink or smoke get through a shit day" babe have you heard of ao3

I figure there are worse addictions.

The most genius thing about Mr. Darcy's first proposal to Elizabeth Bennet, IMO, is that you can totally see how he would believe it to be romantic and well received, even though he says the most monumentally stupid and hurtful stuff. Because Darcy is not actually stupid, nor is he actually bad, and Jane Austen had to come up with a way for him to propose in an awful way that was still believable. She nailed it.

Like, if you think about it, the idea of "this marriage is a bonkers idea that will make everyone I know upset but I don't care at all because I love you so much and cannot live without you and fuck everything else" is incredibly romantic and flattering. Who doesn't want to be wanted that badly? You can actually understand why Darcy thinks it's a good idea to say this out loud.

But the great thing about this sentiment is that it's simultaneously incredibly insulting. Who wants to hear that getting married to them would be bonkers? It makes you feel less-than, a feeling which the high and mighty Darcy has zero experience with and doubtless no conception of. It would be impossible to put himself into Elizabeth's shoes in this situation. Which again, makes it believable that he would say such stupid stuff to her in this proposal, even though he's an intelligent guy.

I'm just in awe of Jane Austen at creating a proposal that is simultaneously deliciously romantic and monumentally idiotic and horrible at the same time. It's pretty much the worst possible way to propose, a total train wreck, and yet you can buy Darcy believing it to be a smart way to propose. I love it.