Hudson at The Cut Golden Globes Brunch (via lrpeoples)
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maybe when they air the secret stranger things episode they’ll accidentally upload the wrong file from the industry folder of secret tv episodes and it’ll be the lost sherlock episode instead
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I had an idea, sorry
Is this from Muppet's Goncharov?
It is! Only the directors cut though.
Reblogged insecuregodcomplex
bless you, father
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Source: reddit.com
Very important you must watch with audio on!
Translation:
Person holding the microphone: Hello sir/ma'am! How are your clinic days passing?
Tiny kitten: mew
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propaganda on my dash
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?
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Anonymous asked:
is it weird for a 23 and 26 year old to be friends?
no. please reach out. there’s people who want to help you.
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Fuck you, City of Ur!
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Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
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That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
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Anonymous asked:
Your poll about rats (rare in my experience) reminded me of my kids' favorite memory from a trip to Baltimore. A rat scurried across the path & when we got to where it disappeared we found 2 shiny pennies. The kids dubbed it Birthday Rat and made up a song about it (O Christmas Tree tune) "O Birthday Rat, O Birthday Rat, you bring us all 2 pennies (x2) / the sight of you in Baltimore / just makes us want to come here more / O Birthday Rat, O Birthday Rat, you bring us all 2 pennies."
THIS IS SO CUTESOME I LOVE IT SO MUCH
o birthday rat, o birthday rat, you bring us all 2 pennies
Reblogged peppermintquartz
starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these
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Reblogged st-rozanov
#the little raincoat 🥹
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☀ cross stitch of a cat , which is about 1000 years old !
A textile fragment was found in Peru. It belongs to the Chimu or Chancay culture (pre-Columbian era X - XV centuries)
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