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APPROACH ME BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNEES

@jacklyn-or-jack-hollows

Writer, dancer, lover, and father(?) He/Him preferably but I use she/her on a good day Call me Jack or Jacklyn(Lyn is reserved for Charles & Abby) I LOVE ANIMAL CROSSING
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I'm Jack, Jacques, or Jacklyn (or Lynn if I'm feeling extra fem)

So this is my intro post!

I'm 20.

Two of my greatest friends are @thusfurthernotice and @shottothethroatnneckwound

Awesome friend group indeed ^

edit: ^ they turned me fucking gay <333

Fun facts about me ig:

I'm genderfluid!

I'm polyromantic

I'm ALSO polyam <3

I use "<3" alot, but it's mostly platonic so dw

I am a caregiver! Once of my partners is a little and sfw agere so I take care of them <3 (love you kiddo)

They/Them pronouns most of the time unless I tell you specifically to use It/Its or He/Him and She/Her at that time or neopronouns but they're not exactly my thing y'know?

I have dyslexia! If I roleplay or anything, I actually have to get a friend to type out what I'm saying. Which is why(I love writing) when ever I do write a fic or some kind of prompt, I either do text to speech or I co-write

I'm in a LOT of fandoms. My most prominent atm is Glee, SDV, Date Everything, and various musicals.

My favorite song? :

And I'll take fic requests-and occasionally drawings with them-

(closed for rn until I make my list of fandoms cuz im like lazy)

My DNI:?

Doesn't exist! Because with the person I am, you already know who I don't want to interact with me. And if you do, or I don't support the kind of person you are, I'll just block you

Goodbye!

nyooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm
#Spotify#My favorite song mentioned chat#Pinned intro#intro post#introductory post#blog intro#all about me ig
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some-apples-deactivated20260102
Anonymous asked:

What do your partners want the baby name to be?

some-apples-deactivated20260102 answered:

samantha/samuel is what they have agreed upon but my mother stands with me on charlie/charles/charlotte

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bro if i see more baby posts up here im gonna cry

LIKE YES IK YOUR PREGNANT

I WAS THE ONE WHO DID IT

cheesus crisp

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WAIT WHAT?????????????

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?

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"i was the one who did it" I FORGOT THAT PPL HAD TO ACTUALLY DO THAT

CALL ME A BABY I HAVE HORRIBLE MEMORY AND LOWK WANTED TO FORGET

PRETEND I SAID NOTHING😭😭😭😭

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thats real though

i forget i was the one who did it sometimes

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some-apples-deactivated20260102 asked:

do @/robynwheee

formally know as @/audreywheee haha

oh and i was @/shottotheneckthroatwound haha

we're back

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asgores-truck-offical answered:

you have to tag them, pussy

otherwise they wont have someone to haunt from the afterlife

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some-apples-deactivated20260102

aw fuckles

okay fine @robynwheee

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fucking bitch

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some-apples-deactivated20260102

haha

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🖕

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be nice to your pregnant father robyn

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b-b-but he ran me over with a TRUCK. A TRUCK!!!!!! IM A MINOR HE CANT BE DOING THAT

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fair enough

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some-apples-deactivated20260102 asked:

do @/robynwheee

formally know as @/audreywheee haha

oh and i was @/shottotheneckthroatwound haha

we're back

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asgores-truck-offical answered:

you have to tag them, pussy

otherwise they wont have someone to haunt from the afterlife

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some-apples-deactivated20260102

aw fuckles

okay fine @robynwheee

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fucking bitch

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some-apples-deactivated20260102

haha

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🖕

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be nice to your pregnant father robyn

#never smth i thought id say
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rotten-strawberry-bakery
Haiiiii!! 🍩 Help out a struggling bakery??

We’re Lemony and we LIVE to write oneshots, but… uh… only like 3–4 humans are actually interacting with our posts 😭. The rest of you are just… lurking. 😜

So, if you like baked goods AND stories, please help a desperate little bakery out!! 🥐💛

✨ Boost? @shottothethroatnneckwound @audreywheee @jacklyn-or-jack-hollows (hey chat it's me @ineedtheiceberg aka the-last-dinner-party-girl)

DM to be added or removed from the list. We promise not to throw cupcakes at you (maybe). 🧁

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awww i'm late

WELL HELLO

also what charles said in the reblogs

i dont have enough followers or moots to do much good :(

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lisap1xel asked:

I swallowed an ant that was in my juice box

GIF by r0samil0

You're the last person to turn to and yap

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jacklyn-or-jack-hollows answered:

this has been here for four days I'm sorry lmfao

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I forgor 😺

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bro my husband is on crack what do I do

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WHAT

/silly

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bro how am I gonna be in the stripped club straight up jorking it and by it haha let's jus say my. peanits, anymore??

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You won't, Saint Just exploded your balls 😺

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oh yeah happy borfday ball-crusher

carter and abby both really like history my bookshelf isn't even mine anymore bro 💔

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History is. Peak

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NOOO BBG

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bonk a wonk bonk bonk

get bonked

GIF by techs-stitches
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MY HUSBAND 💏💏💏 NO DON'T BONK MY HUSBAND

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tell him not to take my balls 😒

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He gave you your balls back sighhhhhhhhhhhh

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on second thought I don't want them.

putting em in resin and making a necklace instead

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Use them as stress balls

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best way to deal with my anxiety

actually I think that's like illegal to a certain law or smth, can't have your balls out in the middle of public

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Aw man I wanted to have my non existent balls out ☹️

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yeah I think you can just like go to another country or something, have em out there

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Is the stripped club a country

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prolly

i know they be straight up jorking it there

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lisap1xel asked:

I swallowed an ant that was in my juice box

GIF by r0samil0

You're the last person to turn to and yap

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jacklyn-or-jack-hollows answered:

this has been here for four days I'm sorry lmfao

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I forgor 😺

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bro my husband is on crack what do I do

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WHAT

/silly

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bro how am I gonna be in the stripped club straight up jorking it and by it haha let's jus say my. peanits, anymore??

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You won't, Saint Just exploded your balls 😺

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oh yeah happy borfday ball-crusher

carter and abby both really like history my bookshelf isn't even mine anymore bro 💔

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History is. Peak

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NOOO BBG

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bonk a wonk bonk bonk

get bonked

GIF by techs-stitches
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MY HUSBAND 💏💏💏 NO DON'T BONK MY HUSBAND

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tell him not to take my balls 😒

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He gave you your balls back sighhhhhhhhhhhh

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on second thought I don't want them.

putting em in resin and making a necklace instead

Avatar

Use them as stress balls

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best way to deal with my anxiety

actually I think that's like illegal to a certain law or smth, can't have your balls out in the middle of public

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Aw man I wanted to have my non existent balls out ☹️

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yeah I think you can just like go to another country or something, have em out there

#from bazinga to bazingo haha#<- fucking yes#what am i doing#<- who knows honestly#this is tumblr#we're just all existing

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