Attention everyone!!!

Now it's time for my story. If you ever want to get a girlfriend/boyfriend and don't know how to go about it, I suggest one thing: learn to play the guitar.Recently I met a guy who plays the electric guitar (he's wonderful, I love him) and my DELULU friend started listing the advantages of having a husband like that. I guarantee success folks🎸🎸🎸

Guys... I am still trying to talk with him..(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

( not a love player)

so... he has a girlfriend pookies, there is no happy end...

Sometimes I think about the fact that animals just watched human race inventing new things. Like, what do birds think about when they see a car? Are cats just like "I guess our slave owner is talking to some mystical force trapped in this plastic box, whatever"

okay, now my question is why we don't follow the example of animals in certain areas. The satin bird should become an example to all men. To attract the attention of its partner, this little guy builds a gazebo out of twigs and decorates the entrance with his own feathers. HE DOES IT TO PICK UP A CHICK, AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BUY YOUR WOMAN A FLOWER

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

Reblog with your fave Tom Hiddleston gif

That smile gets me every time. 🥰🥰

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

I was actually valedictorian in high school and during middle school I used to have high school lacrosse coaches ask my parents where I'd be going for high school because of my talent as a goalie

I often forget this stuff myself, I forget that I am capable. I'm no longer playing lacrosse nor getting straight a's but I don't see it as opportunity wasted, but a reminder that I am capable of great things

@gayasshitye @worldenoughntime @donuts-multifandom-hellhole @fatherfigurefusion

Thanks for the tagging, Cryo!

Anyways, I was born and raised a Muslim! Although, I'm nowhere near as devout now, as I was in the past (nowadays, I almost never pray or go to the mosque), I still readily participate in Ramadan and Eid each year and continue to follow the dietary laws (no pork products or alcohol)!

@applesauce1739 @minjeungsno1fan @deerdoeb @nemolet @finleyforevermore @caramelmochacrow @heart-viruzz @utsukurou @yukipheonix @rainbowsprinklesprincess

Hello

I’m planning to join the Air Force after I graduate and I’m very drawn to it

I have a very strong fascination with the military and I need to join

Idk very few of my followers know this, only the ones I talk to on a regular basis.

@infinite-dragon-loop @bedheadreblogs @kaeruutv @buttsauced @simon0shrimp @morrowsmotto @tchtra @sweetme4tz @f4tal-fl4w @jadesgz140 @deadgaychoirkid @cerubiaid @andapairofnastyskivvies and anyone else

uhmmmm i kinda spill my guts on here but y’all may not know im interested in architecture or becoming a child’s therapist when im older!

@antsuyaa @yabbadabbayikes @bon-thefuck-jour @bisexualbigbrain @whatthefuck1200 @quietlyartistic13 and anyone else!

That’s so cool love!

Most of y’all probably wouldn’t know I have a nose piercing, and that I know some of the weirdest, most random facts.

@bouchard00 @swagtreeengineer @cocainecoveredstrawberry @sliceoflif3 @gandagastthepsychotic @oddity123 @skepticalvoidhedgehog @whispywonderland +open tags

:O Thats so cool, Meleth!

I own 5 square feet of property in Scotland

@chimckenegg @thebrideoferik @ghostonagravestone @iwanderbecauseimlost @sylki221b-is-back @the-first-lamb-to-the-slaughter @sunnyyy-daze + open tags

that’s crazy :D

i had a time i actually enjoyed school and i was literally friends with some teachers

i’m not anymore :,)

@thisistotallynotaduck @bwsdjc @chaotic-snowflake @livelove-fangirl @eatlembasbread @iwanderbecauseimlost @thebrideoferik @aliensatemysocks @ghostonagravestone

I am the proud owner of an electric guitar 😊

@swarnim29 @archerinthevents @apple4me @jennylikejerry

I am terrible at Maths😘

@shirestrawberry144 @franksaidso

How people look at me when I tell them that I'm going to the cinema to watch lyrics videos and listen to Taylor's yapping

How do I feel when I also go to see this movie, know maximum of 20 Taylor songs and just to check the reaction of swifties and eat popcorn.

My attempt at a picrew chain

You can use this picrew!

I have no one to @ sadly, but anyone is welcome to do it.

Also 69 notes and I’ll make a Gojo duck for my art teacher who has a water bottle with at least 30 Gojo stickers on it. (I’ll post it when it’s done.)

did my best 👍 (added earrings, i dont have them holes)

no pressure tags: @tgirl-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @b0ys-will-be-bugs-right

It’s such a pretty picrew 😭 also I don’t have piercings OR wear half that shit but… it’s ok

@mean-girl-offical @belial-offical @australia-offical

yeah for the record I dont have nose or bridge piecrings (sadly,) or smoke.... but I would definitely wear that shirt..

I know what you are

please get the reference please get the reference please get the reference please get the reference

the reference to uhhh only the best movie of all time the lego batman movie?

yes basically the best movie ever yk, I watch it every time I have to stay home sick, it's tradition so I've watched it probably 20-30 times. they're so yaoi coded

(Side note: as an Australian im actually so happy that the person behind Australia offical is so relatable (they also do some picrew chains))

Idk pins so top peps

@man-offical @satan-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @azriel-is-gay @woman-offical

ok here's mine (And they are soooo yaoi coded)

( I have greeny blue eyes with brown in the middle so I can never get the right colour lol )

Some random tags ig

@man-offical @beigetiger @holyspiritoffical @lightsabersandbluecookies @shaney-ilikesydney @lovestringx @st0rm-th3-w0lf @lakeypooooo + open tags

I AM SO EXCITED TO BE IN PICREW CHAIN!!!!

MY DREAMS HAVE COMING TRUE!!

@stupid-offical @woman-offical @james-offical @the-thing-behind-you-offical @panda-of-pyromania-offical i am not caring if uou do the pucrew i just wanted uoi guys to see my picrew creation ok? guys look!!!

@the-ink-archives @walmart-the-official

Open tags!

tried to be as true to what we look like as possible!!

OK READY FOR THE WALL OF MOOTS?

@at0miccc @gooberstar @noleafclover @notionaldiscarnate @tillysmoon @srogers18 @cozyfrolics @cr7ms0n @yggdrasil-sys @d3monc4ke @ceaseless-sandwich @locally-st0ned-wolf @cautiouscas17 @cappuccinco @queer-muffin @doeeeyes @what-if-i-just-did @the-star-fox-dances @the-sun-of-endless-ash @aclumpofdirt @marsischilling @ireallyliketalldarksultrymen @sugrx @skyrages @orchardthieve @glossyphe0 @gibberish-sorcerer @kamui-kai7

+ open tags bc somehow that’s not actually all my mutuals but it’s late and im tired

@toadally-gay @randomguy0ntumbir @frooglet @gh0stwithaheart @gray2012 @justmother-in-christ @urmumsfan @ston3d-sh4rk-deactivated2025092

:o

ok wait why is this actually really accurate-- like- that is seriously me right there.... the only thing off is the hair (mines a bit longer on top rn)

@existentandexhausted @eb-or-echo HELP I CANT REMEMBER ANYONE ELSES TAGS TOT anyways open tags <3

I’d probably say this is kinda accurate to my irl appearance (couldn’t make how I want to look like in this one unfortunately :<) but there are a lot of things that still should look different but I couldn’t add

Anyways tags: @ivysbea @t0mmmy @shaney-ilikesydney @rottingpresident @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @wiretulips @therevengeofthepump-offical @theneighborhoodcryptid @starrbatz-the-fanatic + open tags bc I’m tired and can’t think of who else to tag T-T

Mhehehe

Umm @frankiefridayyy @etherealjellyfishcreature @thecoolquinnorfinley @iiiidiotnathanieliii @luckybeansy + who ever else :3

thank you for the tag :D

npt = @leo-and-the-ave @mochionthemoon @i-d0nt-kn0w-h0w-but-im-gay @candycoloredblues @professional-gru @undead-vamp @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @bunnyinakangolhat @touch3d-by-ang3ls-the2nd @thestupidestseagull @dawnt0pia + anyone else!!

Thanks for the tag!! <3

moi!

@laminated-entity @fluffyfrogfriend @floorworm @foundheaven013 @neversaymayday @littlejumpingjoan @krowturnedkid @ithoughtghostsjustfloatedaway + anyone elsee

thanks for the tag!!

This is actually really accurate to what I look like, just add some silver rings and more ear piercings and bam

@holyshit-am-i-okay @imkindasleepdeprived @thisistwicenow @mylifedependsoncoffee @aanoia and anyone else who wants to join in 🫶

ahh tysm for the tagggg <33

@bellabookworm @ieatmacbooks @aceofblades222 +open tags idk i forgot everyone's usernames rn.

hi im doing this now >:3

@sylki221b-is-back @baskabytheanglerfish @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @wisegirl42 @moonyfiles @krispykreme1997 @c0nstantlyscreaming

thx for the tagggg

@thisistotallynotaduck @bwsdjc @livelove-fangirl @chaotic-snowflake @radagastthesilly @iwanderbecauseimlost @faeriephantomoftheforest @eatlembasbread

@marinaslibrary @jennylikejerry @swarnim29 @ramen8008 @coffeeandjuice

I need this T-shirt in real life 😭😭😭

Attention everyone!!!

Now it's time for my story. If you ever want to get a girlfriend/boyfriend and don't know how to go about it, I suggest one thing: learn to play the guitar.Recently I met a guy who plays the electric guitar (he's wonderful, I love him) and my DELULU friend started listing the advantages of having a husband like that. I guarantee success folks🎸🎸🎸

Guys... I am still trying to talk with him..(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

( not a love player)