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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
"will die before she gets therapy"
Got therapy while dead and somehow broke everything. Sorry, not sorry. The demon in charge of torturing her for eternity regrets the decision because she's that annoying.
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LITTLE GUY SPOTTED
And he looks thrilled to be here!
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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle
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gerardpilled
sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices
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A fairy used to be able to buy a home like this for a few dozen names and a handful of interesting flowers. Now you need whole family trees of names. And even if you get it, you find put the moss roof is dying. It's pathetic this ecology we live in today
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Hate it when the Stardew Valley NPCs get mad at me for digging in their garbage. Like bitch I carry this town on my back. "Ew! Thats awful!" You know what else would be awful? The decaying shambles this town will be left in when I leave because you were all mean to me. Without me Pelican Town is nothing do not fucking test me
SURPRISE! The Princes of Pleasure and Torment releases THIS WEEK.
Remember when I was like, here is a handy graphic that says The Princes of Pleasure and Torment (Fablemere Fae #1) will be on Radish in February? Yeah, funny thing about that… I found out last week that it will actually be out on FRIDAY. As in THIS FRIDAY. Here’s a blurb that I cobbled together in a panic upon learning that the book is being published a month earlier than I expected: Shattered…
The Week In Video!
I don’t know where the week went, I will tell you that for free. It was eaten by book formatting, that’s where it went. However, I’ve struggled so hard with technology of all kinds this week. I’m pretty sure a witch did it. As a result, I don’t have Bridgerton for you all this week, and the Patreon-only uncut Buff The Vampire Slayer react is delayed due to captioning problems. We’ll get back on…
The Week In Video!
I’ve been doing a lot more over on my YouTube channel these days! If you’re not there for the Buffy Watch-Along, my react video to my first time ever watching Bridgerton, or Jealous Haters AV Club (We’re reading E.L. James’s The Missus), you’ve got catching up to do! Here are the most recent installments of those series. You’ll have to be signed in to watch most of the Bridgerton reacts, due to…
2024 Book Releases and ARC Opportunities
Hello, friends! Abigail Barnette has a busy 2024 ahead! Here’s the release schedule. It’s a doozy. February: The Princes of Pleasure and Torment (Fablemere Fae #1), exclusively on Radish (premiere date TBD) The Vampire’s Willing Captive (Fablemere #2) Kindle Vella, Ream, Patreon (premieres Feb. 13) The Ogre’s Fairytale Bride (Fablemere #1), ebook and paperback (Feb. 29) June: The Mage’s…
A Court of Jealousy and Haters: ACOTAR chapter 4 or "The Defendant Will Be Remanded Into NONSENSE."
It has come to my attention that I never reposted chapter four of the ACOTAR recaps here. While this is EXTREMELY on brand for me and my attention to detail, I simply cannot let you all miss the wonder and glory that is… ELK HORNS. Happy New Year, and may Sarah J. Maas never darken our door again in the decades to come. Continue reading Untitled
2023: The Year of Hard Things
From about December 1st on, I’ve been wondering what I could possibly write about in a year-end post. Without reflection on the past year, things feel unfinished. But I didn’t do anything. I couldn’t think of one accomplishment or achievement for the entire year. And then I was like, ah. That is mental illness trying to trick me. I actually did a lot of things in 2023. And they were hard…