Hi! I’m Merlin. Sometimes I make art, which is on my #myart tag. I’ve got a couple of OCs, but I don’t usually post about my plots for them. If you want to see my main ones, #sotp is the tag to look for. You can also see @jonathanstimsthesotp .

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NO bald. NO nuance.

"OP you forgot –" stickers will be awarded for CREATIVITY, but you guys don't get a button.

#god damn y'all ROBBED my BOY#who on this list has the stamina of a high level cultivator. a service kink visible from space. and a hundred extra holes to fuck. NOT XY!#xue yang? you think xue yang's a generous lover?#i love him but lbr he is theee most selfish masochist.#all that being said. the correct answer here is Wen Ning. @henshengs incredible and slightly unhinged propaganda for su she (and his hundred sexy, sexy holes) 

#guy who doesn’t think other people are real is good in bed???? No. @lansplaining with accurate anti-propaganda for Our Winner Xue Yang 

#this is a grave misunderstanding of the term 'body count' @hydrofelicity HELP. 

#this is giving me a chuckle. XY is absolutely guaranteed dogshit in bed#give literally every single one of his points to su she. @travelingneuritis with additional su she propaganda

Personal ranking:

Lan Qiren: repressed turbovirgin who would probably faint if he saw a nipple and is still hung up on the girl who pulled his pigtails in ninth grade. 0/10 nothing is happening here

Sect Leader Yao: misogynist middle aged dad. he can fuck but it won't be good. 1/10

Wen Ruohan: he's got that cultivator stamina, definitely fucks, and is very hot in every version of canon, but he's a wannabe emperor, he's not going to be a considerate lover. 2/10

Xue Yang: as has been pointed out, he doesn't think other people are real and is unlikely to care about your pleasure, and he also thinks SSC is for pussies. but if choking a goth twink is your dream and you don't prioritize survival you might have a great night. 3/10?

Jin Zixuan: he'll probably cry and be excruciatingly awkward the whole time especially if you hit on his mommy issues. but he'll put the effort in and be a gentleman, unless he doesn't like you and is only doing this out of obligation, in which case it'll be miserable. 5/10

Mo Xuanyu: I have to admit he's also likely to be a virgin but he's definitely fantasized about everything and would be thrilled to try it out. 5.5/10

Su She: 10/10 if you're Jin Guangyao. 7/10 otherwise because he's keeping his shirt on and thinking about Jin Guangyao while you do it, but he's competitive enough he'd still want to make sure he did a good job.

Wen Zhuliu: yeah he probably fucks like a machine. 8/10

Wen Ning: medical training, knows his anatomy, Good Boy who's eager to please, undead superstrength, will make sure you stay hydrated and bring you snacks afterward. 12/10 definitely best lay.

Flawless analysis EXCEPT: Lan Qiren. You did my man dirty. LISTEN. He may be a virgin and he may lack passion but he is STUDIOUS and he is DUTIFUL. Which means! 1) Unlike that fuckboi Wen Ruohan, he would consider it his duty to please his partner in bed, and 2) the moment he even considered sexual congress he would immediately go to the forbidden section of the Lan library for treatises on how to do it right.

Would he approach said treatises with grim determination? Yeah probably. Would he develop a goddamn exercise regimen for his tongue and practice it religiously? Hell yes.

This man is getting at minimum a 5/10 for technical skills alone. Maybe more. He's determined.

I reluctantly have to admit you have a point. He also genetically has that dog in him.

Tipu’s Tiger, a life-size, working mechanical organ. That happens to be shaped like a tiger eating a man. When cranked, you can hear the tiger growling happily as the man wails in agony. The  tiger automaton was made for Tipu Sultan, ruler of Mysore in South India from 1782-1799.

EVERYONE PLEASE READ LOOT BY TANIA JAMES!! She’s Indian American and grew up in the great city of Louisville, Kentucky (LOUISVILLE REPRESENTATIVE LETS GO) and her book is a historical fiction about a young boy, Abbas, working as an apprentice woodcarver under the tutelage of Lucien du Leze. The entire book is about this one automaton. Again, historical FICTION but an incredible read. Sorry I just love this book wanted to promote it rq

you tell a skinny person that fat people get bodyshamed and they conjure up this fantasy world where everybody around them is an eighteenth century vaguely european grandmother telling them they need to put some meat on their bones or they won't survive the winter

the duo of all time

dean is canonically grumpycuddly in the mornings and idk what to do with this information

perhaps I will make another glass sandwich. anyone else care to share one?

silly watercolor sketches +

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!!!

My room is so fucking cold my pussy just broke off and shattered

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

Tipu’s Tiger, a life-size, working mechanical organ. That happens to be shaped like a tiger eating a man. When cranked, you can hear the tiger growling happily as the man wails in agony. The  tiger automaton was made for Tipu Sultan, ruler of Mysore in South India from 1782-1799.

EVERYONE PLEASE READ LOOT BY TANIA JAMES!! She’s Indian American and grew up in the great city of Louisville, Kentucky (LOUISVILLE REPRESENTATIVE LETS GO) and her book is a historical fiction about a young boy, Abbas, working as an apprentice woodcarver under the tutelage of Lucien du Leze. The entire book is about this one automaton. Again, historical FICTION but an incredible read. Sorry I just love this book wanted to promote it rq

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I will add the resource Big Beautiful Boycott as a way of checking businesses to avoid that is not an app

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Also: people who spell it Amerikkka do so to draw attention to the systematic racist this country was founded on and that still runs through its veins. It's literally not a nazi dog whistle. It's the opposite

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Welp, not gonna wait for them to nuke the image too.

[Image ID: Airy from Bravely Default, with her hands on her hips. A speech bubble leading to her head reads "I am a transgender woman! This statement is the express opinion of both myself and Square Enix Holdings Co., Ltd. and should be considered part of the official canon." End ID.]