can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

if anyone is wondering how this happened:

its what she likes to do

Hey Barenaked Ladies' singer Steven Page, do you remember Otis' dad's name from the movie Barnyard?

Sentenced to couch as he won't stop climbing the play pen

normally when there's a new trend I simply let it pass me by and feel enriched for not succumbing to peer pressure to purchase an object I don't need. but I will admit with my whole chest that I was wrong about air fryers they are exactly as useful as everyone was acting like they were a few years ago.

like so much of the freezer foods that were previously inedible due to pathetic sogginess are suddenly banger and all of the freezer foods i was already willing to eat cook faster and taste better. It Just Works

I find it so insane when women don’t leave their bfs for raising their voices at them like immediately if a man is raising his voice at you you need to beat the hell out of him rob him and then throw him into a river like the fuck

cats can never just lay down they have to stand there on your pancreas

does anybody wanna play toys tomorrow. let's play toys ^_^ (HUGE EYEBAGS UNDER MY EYES)

every time someone claims terfism is about hating men i remember the heterosexual radfem who bragged about how she has her husband scope out women's restrooms to make sure there are no trans women in there before she'll use it and the notes were full of terfs defending her

or the multiple terfs I've seen defend notoriously misogynistic men like ben shapiro, dave chapelle, ricky gervais, etc

it has never been about hating men.

Anita Huffington. Persephone, 1999. Pink alabaster with granite

go forth my cross stitch

be careful becauise if you are so cruel to me then you will not recieve a sweetie token

the cats are gonna keep trying until they evolve to a point that they’re actually able to consume plastic. and then global pollution will be over

Alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win today

absolution