What do we think about this??

jinx you forgot the final update, how could you /j

What do we think about this??

ITS FUCKING REAL???

The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit: Hotbox Variation

god the comments section is creasing me

There’s something really interesting that I’ve been thinking about ink fighting style.

First of all yes, we know that ink will avoid physical battles as much as they can, trying to talk first or even make deals and truces, but then what would he do if it is inevitable??

After seeing the prism collection merch for the 7574837 time I saw something really obvious but that I haven’t seen drawn or use anywhere. Ink seems to have attack blasters and friendly blasters.

We have NEVER seen ink canonically fight physically whit any one, the closest would be the super short ambush that Underswap papyrus does to them in that old comic, but even then ink doesn’t fight back, just teases him while using one leg to keep a distance, but never kicks or does anything. Sooo the only image we have is this amazing art of the prism merch (this collection is heaven on earth for ink theorist you guys have no idea, all my theories come from there is kinda ridiculous) .

Those blasters are really different uh? More like snakes than dragons, more like ASIAN dragons than European dragons uh? Even whit the details of the long snout and slim horns that go behind, not up, not even mentioning the long body and sharp way bigger frontal fangs (imagine a bite, ouch) We see that they have some kind of shining black ink ready to shoot at inks orders.

But something even more interesting is that ink seems to have to create them manually, not like other blasters that just appear magically whit the iconic sound effect, if this is true, the pictures seems to show ink creating a line of this snake blasters whit they’re gaze always on the target, they’re already hurt (just barely, some scratches in the clothes) sooo this paints the picture of a situations where ink tried to talk first, failed, got attack and made this battle tactic rapidly as self defense, but whats is EVEN more interesting is that he isn’t shooting at all, the blasters behind are ready and loaded, why not just give the order? I think they’re are still giving the opponent a chance, “go on pal, i dare you” kinda chance.

In contrast, LOOK AT THIS CUTIEEESSSSS

While they have sharp horns i can’t help but notice that they’re fangs are rounded and have a kind smile compared to “the snake ones”, come on, look at that big smile and tongue, no thoughts, just puppy aura, also they seem super chill, most of the time if they’re not smiling like dummies they’re taking naps or resting (like it seems in the examples) I don’t believe in the slightest that they have been in a fight EVER. And also have never been seen whit some kind of paint or blast on their mouths, so maybe they even can’t shout power, who knows.

Aaand about bromieee I don’t really know, they’re in the illustration of the battle, but it doesn’t look like a weapon and more a tool, i have mixed feelings whit ink using broomie to hurt, I think they would go like “is for creating, not destroying “ kinda, but again who knows, and also battles whit broomie are super cool and creative so mmh please tell me what you think!

Here some drawings of the sillies, I hope this is true because it would be awesome to have blasters sub-species or something like that :D

Ink and the Prism merch art belongs to @comyet ⭐️

i love when people on the internet get denied stuff and you find the most innovative minds of the generation dedicated to making goddamn sure other people get what they want come hell or high water

Okay but I get this. All of you worms who have things blocked on your wifi or whatever and have IbisPaint this is how you do it

Open IbisPaint go to a canvas (any canvas, or make. a new one)

Select the font tool (if you don’t know what or where that is, press the tool icon (normally a paint brush or eraser) and press the T button

From there you should be able to create a text box (writing is not important…). Find the font button and add a new font. I can’t remember what it’s called but you’ll know when you see it

It’ll automatically search for you “free fonts.” Do not follow this. Your app is misdirecting you. Instead search up whatever it is you’re looking for in the search bar, and that should work

Knowledge should not be trapped behind bars, bend and break them until you can grasp it

i saw someone say nobody needs to know what a .txt file is anymore. what the fuck is the world coming to

unironically i think we need to bring back computer labs because APPARENTLY some people WERENT taught basic computer literacy and internet safety in school

things about computers/the internet i think kids should be formally taught in schools because theyre important to know and the amount of soon to be grown adults i know who know NOTHING about any of these is quite frankly almost all of them (and resources to learn if you dont know these things, because its never to late to get better with computers)

as an additional note: things i think everyone should know on computers and the internet but schools may bit hesitant to teach about for whatever moral/legal standards schools pretend to operate on

ok one last addition! if you want to take it one level higher, i think learning the very basics of at least one programming language is good for people. it makes computers less scary and it makes you feel very cool, and a lot of people get discouraged about it because it seems overly complicated and hard to learn outside a formal classroom setting, so heres some resources for learning the very basics of python (because i consider it the easiest language to learn and knowing one language will make it easier to learn others)

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

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how is everyone feeling today

alrighty. lets get this bread

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Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

My boyfriend glanced at my phone from like five feet away and went “oh you looking at the standard model” like SIR why can you recognize this equation by shape

Because he's a wizard. Weren't you paying attention?

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."