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who would prepare for peace take up the sword

@karmicbias / karmicbias.tumblr.com

Fandom Old (I'm 40 💀) she/they Currently Locked Tomb, OFMD, Ghost, tMG, and some other nonsense. Taking refuge from the outside for a bit.
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By Your Righteous Hand

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Rain/Swiss

Contains: finger sucking, hand worship, blowjobs, soft dom Rain and Swiss's oral fixation. (This one is a ride, y'all.)

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He’s across the room in a handful of strides, palming himself through his pants as he watches Rain’s fingers tease those strings. Swiss can see the strength in them, the deftness, the skill, and his body heats with memories of how they look around his cock. How they feel when Rain curls them inside him, how his thighs quiver with it every time. How they feel between his lips.

Swiss should be embarrassed by the fact that he’s already panting, but shame is overrated.

“I forget how weak this makes you,” Rain says, low and teasing. And it’s true – Swiss is not a weak ghoul, but for this? Well. “Kneel for me.”

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I blame this idea entirely on @sodo-emeritus, who started this whole hand kink thing in the first place.

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

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Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating

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Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

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*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead

Their reunion is highly emotional

Rick, whilst swordfighting:  My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.

Gomez: What. A. Woman.

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

TDF day -1: results

Here's all the yarns I made! From left to right (/bottom up):

1 - Finnsheep/Alpaca roving 100g/390m. I bought this last year at a tiny spinnery. It's a lovely natural colour - light brown/beige with reddish undertones

The fibre mix was something I never had before and I was a bit sceptical at first because Alpaca and I have never been friends but spinning this was lovely. I just love making woollen yarns. It's unbelievably soft and fluffy, but still has structure and a bit of a rustic feel to it. Hard to describe, I wish y'all could touch it.

2 - Polwarth combed top "summer solstice", fractal spin, 390m/100g

3 - Polwarth combed top "autumn equinox", 420m/100g. This yarn is my favourite 💚

4 - Polwarth combed top "spring equinox", 460m/100g

5 - Corriedale combed top, undyed, 390m/120g - this had surprisingly short staple length for a combed top and for Corriedale. I find that's often the case for naturally coloured wool. This was my least favourite to spin.

The Polwarth is all from @littlebirdinagarden's mystery boxes from last year. All in all I spun about 2030m, which is not bad but less than I know I can do in 3 weeks. I had to go away with my nephew during week 2; I took a drop spindle and I did spin every day, but my output with one of these is ridiculous. Hence, the somewhat mediocre result.

However, I did manage to reach my goals - spin the Polwarth and spin every day - so I'm still happy with the outcome! My first completed TDF. The secret is having fun things to work on.

I regret* to inform you that I took all this beautiful yarn and made something very silly

*lie

Now you might ask. When are you ever going to wear a biblically accurate tunic thing? To which I reply. Must clothing be wearable. Is it not enough for it to be fun to make and have eye motifs.

Pattern: Pavlin by Natalia Moreva

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The fucking geese are flying over honking, "Old bitches!" so I think they want to hear about Nihil's ghouls (I'm so creative, aren't I :3)

So these guys were the original, they're the big boys. They stood up to Nihil, they defended themselves, they were all gay for each other (bro mo), and they are the reason Sister hates ghouls. Coz what do you mean not everyone's gonna like your old ass husband?

There's a quiet one, he doesn't really stand up for himself with Nihil and Sister but they others are all over him, they like their air ghouls.

There's one that's constantly getting into fights with Nihil and Sister, the fire ghouls tend to show more traits of being a Wrath ghoul than others.

The water and earth ghoul just do their thing. They're pretty chill with Sister and Nihil but they do put the two into their place.

And we have the quint. He's British, like a heavy Liverpool accent, think of The Beatles. It's kinda funny when he shouts at Nihil and Sister coz it's just, "Oi, 'ho ya pickin' on. We're olda"

Thank @anotherbananasong for their recent ghoul post. My internal monologue now has the accent...

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2 boyfriends seeing how many of their fingers they can fit inside you at the same time

CORRECTION: 2 boyfriends PAPAS seeing how many of their fingers they can fit inside you at the same time

Friend, with how competitive Cardi seems to be this sounds like a recipe for 4 fists inside of you. They will turn you into a muppet.

If this exceptionally feral performance of Mummy Dust is anything to go by... Yeah.

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