Pinned
Tired of your SAD BORING life? Done being a pathetic waste of space? Desire fame, fortune, power, or knowledge? One little handshake can change your life! You're not getting any younger slick! You sit around slowly dying along with all your hopes and dreams. Aren't you sick of waiting yet? Don't you want to be remembered as someone? Invite some excitment into your life! Let me into your mind
"BUT BILL" You ask "How do I contact you so you can grace me with your presence?" GLAD YOU ASKED! I'm not picky!!
- Copy Fordsy's method! Eassy peasy! Just a little satanic circle and a bit of chanting! (DON'T CHEAP OUT ON THE CANDLES! MY FAVORITE SCENT IS LAVENDER)
- Dial 333 on the Fun Phone
- A spirit board
- Burning a letter. It has to be written in blood!
- I can also be reached by an ordinary pay phone if you simply dial the entierty of pi. It's not that hard to remeber! the final digit is 2!
- A summoning circle! Get about 10 people stand in a circle and chant "BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA!" as LOUD AS YOU CAN! Works best in historical places with lots of structure and rules!
- Visit your mom!
Join me now and be apart of the best party in the multiverse when the time comes!
Out of character below the cut


