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YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

@kingofmadness-billcipher

Tired of your SAD BORING life? Done being a pathetic waste of space? Desire fame, fortune, power, or knowledge? One little handshake can change your life! You're not getting any younger slick! You sit around slowly dying along with all your hopes and dreams. Aren't you sick of waiting yet? Don't you want to be remembered as someone? Invite some excitment into your life! Let me into your mind

"BUT BILL" You ask "How do I contact you so you can grace me with your presence?" GLAD YOU ASKED! I'm not picky!!

  1. Copy Fordsy's method! Eassy peasy! Just a little satanic circle and a bit of chanting! (DON'T CHEAP OUT ON THE CANDLES! MY FAVORITE SCENT IS LAVENDER)
  2. Dial 333 on the Fun Phone
  3. A spirit board
  4. Burning a letter. It has to be written in blood!
  5. I can also be reached by an ordinary pay phone if you simply dial the entierty of pi. It's not that hard to remeber! the final digit is 2!
  6. A summoning circle! Get about 10 people stand in a circle and chant "BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA!" as LOUD AS YOU CAN! Works best in historical places with lots of structure and rules!
  7. Visit your mom!

Join me now and be apart of the best party in the multiverse when the time comes!

Out of character below the cut

Anonymous asked:

(Their arm hurts. It's sudden, and Scape can't find solid ground. They're hit with a sudden feeling of something being wrong. It's like they've been stung all over. They recongise the sensation as Chaos, and logically, they know they've been pulled into the Nightmare Realm somehow, but they're panicking, thrashing around, trying to break free.)

LET ME GO!

(They hiss through their teeth. Useless, this is all useless and they know that but they try anyway, ignoring their exhaustion.)

[Bill giggles. Right now he is huge. They're dragged higher up until his eye is centered on them. A finger pokes them.] WOW!! YOU ARE FIESTY FOR SOMETHING SO SMALL!

[The hand lets go and they fall into Bills palm. He tosses away a fishing rod with a hand on the end of the line. Everything is a bit to him.] I NEED TO SHOW YOU OFF TO THE GANG!! YOU HAVE THAT CHARM FACTOR THAT HUMANS GO CRAZY OVER AND PUTS THEM IN A PROTECTIVE MOOD!! THEY'LL HATE THAT HAHAHAHAHAHA

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(Their heart is hammering in their ribcage, so small, feeble and weak. Scape flinches when a giant finger pokes them, sending a rattling feeling through their body. Ow ow ow ow. They open their mouth to say something else but suddenly they're falling down

down

down

until they crash onto a surface, letting out a quiet 'oof!' as all the air is sucked out of their lungs from the impact. Scape gasps for air pathetically, their breathing unsteady. They want to curl up and die, render themselves unusable out of spite, but they don't have the energy, they used all of it for... Dipper.

stars, they all must be worried sick! right? They miss Scape, right? They're going to be rescued this time, RIGHT?

Maybe they just need to wait things out.)

'SHOW OFF'? I'm not a TOY!

(They know what he'll say to that, probably something along the lines of 'oh but you are my toy pinetree!' Or whatever.

Wait what did he mean by that last bit. Protective???? They can protect themselves!!! ... Right now doesn't count though, this is different!!)

I NEVER CALLED YOU A TOY! THAT WAS ALLLLLL YOU PINETREE!! IF YOU ASKED ME I WOULD SAY YOU'RE [Bill taps under his eye] A PET!! YOU ARE TOO INTRESTING OFF THE STRINGS TO BE A PUPPET ANDDDD [he smiles with his eye] TOO USELESS TO BE A TOOL

I NEED TO SHOW YOU OFF TO MY SON WHEN HE STOPS HAVING MOOD SWINGS!

(Ugh. Way off. They need to get back on their game, they've become rusty and complacent, hanging out with the- OW. Scape winces at a sudden burst of pain. What was that. ... Huh. ..Weird, that they'd get a toothache now. Guess they forgot to brush their teeth or something.

They shudder at the word 'pet', then again at the term.. Puppet. Thank the stars for their.. interestingness, they suppose. They don't want to live through that again.)

..... you have a son? I thought you fumbled every entity you ever dated.

...... [Bill closes his palm. He squeezes it shut. stopping before he can squash them] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE A MOUTHY ONE!!! BOLD!! I LIKE IT!!

I WONDER HOW MUCH PRESSURE IT WOULD TAKE TO CRUSH YOU LITTLE THINGS!! DO YOU THINK IT WOULD MAKE A NEAT SOUND???

MAYBE I WILL SNATCH YOUR SOUL INTO THE MINDSCAPE RIGHT BEFORE YOU KICK THE BUCKET. WE CAN WATCH THE FESTIVITIES THAT WILL COME AFTER YOU DIE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DO YOU THINK SHOOTING STAR WOULD CRY SEEING YOUR MANGELED CORPSE?? SHE HAS A QUICK REPLACEMENT FOR YOU SHE SHOULD STOP BEING GREEDY

(Scape freezes when Bill's palm starts to close in on them, temporarily pausing in their efforts to try and rub the toothache away. They slam both hands out, as if they could stop Bill from squishing them completely somehow. ... They can't die like that, but.. They don't like the idea of losing this body.

They crinkle their nose at the crushing comment (they've heard plenty of sounds like that and while they get easier to hear they wouldn't call it NEAT. Then again, it's Bill.) before going back to attempting to make the toothache go away by rubbing their face. .... ugh, it's not working. It's just getting worse.

But then they're completely distracted as Bill starts spewing threats. They're trying their best to not laugh. MINDSCAPE? HA. Sure, they don't really feel like being stuck back there but it's not the hell it used to be anymore. They don't like the idea of Mabel being upset, but.. She won't be, they're not sure they can die. At least, normally, anyway. And why would she have a replacement?- No, how would she have a replacement? There's not another Scape running around!

They don't say anything, just smile at Bill, unbothered. This feels great, actually. They're kinda having fun pissing him off- Ow. Ow ow ow ow. There's that stupid toothache flaring up again. It's actually starting to really irritate them, especially with Bill's yapping.)

THIS IS USUALLY THE PART PEOPLE START BAWLING AND BEGGING FOR MERCY! [Bill opens his hand. He jabs Scape with a finger again] ITS NO FUN IF YOU DONT PLAY YOUR PART

[Bill rolls his eye. He throws Scape into the air. Below them is too dark to see anything besides the shadows of various monsters and glowing red eyes.] YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO GET BORED OF YOU PINETREE. MY FRIENDS OVER THERE ARE A LOT LESS FRIENDLY!! [Scape remains suspended in the air]

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(Their arm hurts. It's sudden, and Scape can't find solid ground. They're hit with a sudden feeling of something being wrong. It's like they've been stung all over. They recongise the sensation as Chaos, and logically, they know they've been pulled into the Nightmare Realm somehow, but they're panicking, thrashing around, trying to break free.)

LET ME GO!

(They hiss through their teeth. Useless, this is all useless and they know that but they try anyway, ignoring their exhaustion.)

[Bill giggles. Right now he is huge. They're dragged higher up until his eye is centered on them. A finger pokes them.] WOW!! YOU ARE FIESTY FOR SOMETHING SO SMALL!

[The hand lets go and they fall into Bills palm. He tosses away a fishing rod with a hand on the end of the line. Everything is a bit to him.] I NEED TO SHOW YOU OFF TO THE GANG!! YOU HAVE THAT CHARM FACTOR THAT HUMANS GO CRAZY OVER AND PUTS THEM IN A PROTECTIVE MOOD!! THEY'LL HATE THAT HAHAHAHAHAHA

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(Their heart is hammering in their ribcage, so small, feeble and weak. Scape flinches when a giant finger pokes them, sending a rattling feeling through their body. Ow ow ow ow. They open their mouth to say something else but suddenly they're falling down

down

down

until they crash onto a surface, letting out a quiet 'oof!' as all the air is sucked out of their lungs from the impact. Scape gasps for air pathetically, their breathing unsteady. They want to curl up and die, render themselves unusable out of spite, but they don't have the energy, they used all of it for... Dipper.

stars, they all must be worried sick! right? They miss Scape, right? They're going to be rescued this time, RIGHT?

Maybe they just need to wait things out.)

'SHOW OFF'? I'm not a TOY!

(They know what he'll say to that, probably something along the lines of 'oh but you are my toy pinetree!' Or whatever.

Wait what did he mean by that last bit. Protective???? They can protect themselves!!! ... Right now doesn't count though, this is different!!)

I NEVER CALLED YOU A TOY! THAT WAS ALLLLLL YOU PINETREE!! IF YOU ASKED ME I WOULD SAY YOU'RE [Bill taps under his eye] A PET!! YOU ARE TOO INTRESTING OFF THE STRINGS TO BE A PUPPET ANDDDD [he smiles with his eye] TOO USELESS TO BE A TOOL

I NEED TO SHOW YOU OFF TO MY SON WHEN HE STOPS HAVING MOOD SWINGS!

(Ugh. Way off. They need to get back on their game, they've become rusty and complacent, hanging out with the- OW. Scape winces at a sudden burst of pain. What was that. ... Huh. ..Weird, that they'd get a toothache now. Guess they forgot to brush their teeth or something.

They shudder at the word 'pet', then again at the term.. Puppet. Thank the stars for their.. interestingness, they suppose. They don't want to live through that again.)

..... you have a son? I thought you fumbled every entity you ever dated.

...... [Bill closes his palm. He squeezes it shut. stopping before he can squash them] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE A MOUTHY ONE!!! BOLD!! I LIKE IT!!

I WONDER HOW MUCH PRESSURE IT WOULD TAKE TO CRUSH YOU LITTLE THINGS!! DO YOU THINK IT WOULD MAKE A NEAT SOUND???

MAYBE I WILL SNATCH YOUR SOUL INTO THE MINDSCAPE RIGHT BEFORE YOU KICK THE BUCKET. WE CAN WATCH THE FESTIVITIES THAT WILL COME AFTER YOU DIE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DO YOU THINK SHOOTING STAR WOULD CRY SEEING YOUR MANGELED CORPSE?? SHE HAS A QUICK REPLACEMENT FOR YOU SHE SHOULD STOP BEING GREEDY

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(Their arm hurts. It's sudden, and Scape can't find solid ground. They're hit with a sudden feeling of something being wrong. It's like they've been stung all over. They recongise the sensation as Chaos, and logically, they know they've been pulled into the Nightmare Realm somehow, but they're panicking, thrashing around, trying to break free.)

LET ME GO!

(They hiss through their teeth. Useless, this is all useless and they know that but they try anyway, ignoring their exhaustion.)

[Bill giggles. Right now he is huge. They're dragged higher up until his eye is centered on them. A finger pokes them.] WOW!! YOU ARE FIESTY FOR SOMETHING SO SMALL!

[The hand lets go and they fall into Bills palm. He tosses away a fishing rod with a hand on the end of the line. Everything is a bit to him.] I NEED TO SHOW YOU OFF TO THE GANG!! YOU HAVE THAT CHARM FACTOR THAT HUMANS GO CRAZY OVER AND PUTS THEM IN A PROTECTIVE MOOD!! THEY'LL HATE THAT HAHAHAHAHAHA

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(Their heart is hammering in their ribcage, so small, feeble and weak. Scape flinches when a giant finger pokes them, sending a rattling feeling through their body. Ow ow ow ow. They open their mouth to say something else but suddenly they're falling down

down

down

until they crash onto a surface, letting out a quiet 'oof!' as all the air is sucked out of their lungs from the impact. Scape gasps for air pathetically, their breathing unsteady. They want to curl up and die, render themselves unusable out of spite, but they don't have the energy, they used all of it for... Dipper.

stars, they all must be worried sick! right? They miss Scape, right? They're going to be rescued this time, RIGHT?

Maybe they just need to wait things out.)

'SHOW OFF'? I'm not a TOY!

(They know what he'll say to that, probably something along the lines of 'oh but you are my toy pinetree!' Or whatever.

Wait what did he mean by that last bit. Protective???? They can protect themselves!!! ... Right now doesn't count though, this is different!!)

I NEVER CALLED YOU A TOY! THAT WAS ALLLLLL YOU PINETREE!! IF YOU ASKED ME I WOULD SAY YOU'RE [Bill taps under his eye] A PET!! YOU ARE TOO INTRESTING OFF THE STRINGS TO BE A PUPPET ANDDDD [he smiles with his eye] TOO USELESS TO BE A TOOL

I NEED TO SHOW YOU OFF TO MY SON WHEN HE STOPS HAVING MOOD SWINGS!

Anonymous asked:

(Their arm hurts. It's sudden, and Scape can't find solid ground. They're hit with a sudden feeling of something being wrong. It's like they've been stung all over. They recongise the sensation as Chaos, and logically, they know they've been pulled into the Nightmare Realm somehow, but they're panicking, thrashing around, trying to break free.)

LET ME GO!

(They hiss through their teeth. Useless, this is all useless and they know that but they try anyway, ignoring their exhaustion.)

[Bill giggles. Right now he is huge. They're dragged higher up until his eye is centered on them. A finger pokes them.] WOW!! YOU ARE FIESTY FOR SOMETHING SO SMALL!

[The hand lets go and they fall into Bills palm. He tosses away a fishing rod with a hand on the end of the line. Everything is a bit to him.] I NEED TO SHOW YOU OFF TO THE GANG!! YOU HAVE THAT CHARM FACTOR THAT HUMANS GO CRAZY OVER AND PUTS THEM IN A PROTECTIVE MOOD!! THEY'LL HATE THAT HAHAHAHAHAHA

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(Scape's been disappearing from the Shack more and more, off doing who knows what. With these increased absences, theres been talk of mayhem being caused around town, and anyone who witnesses these events' claiming dizziness and confusion. There's no clear way to claim it's Scape causing these disturbances, but the timing is definitely suspicious.

But this time, Scape has left the Shack for an entirely innocent reason- To clear their head. They.. They don't know how to feel about their recent encounter with the Twins, and.. Theres other things on their mind as well.

They're angry. They're so so angry, but they don't know at who.

They shudder. Oh. Scape's cold. They forgot a jacket. It'd never crossed their mind, even in this weather. ..Well, they can't go back, they're already way out here at the lake.

Scape shifts their gaze up from the ground, and looks to their side. They focus, summoning a wordless intent into their fingertips, and weave a simple tunnel from one area of space to another, imagining themselves stitching a hole connecting those two places together.

With a swirling portal coming to life at their command, they stick their arm through to what should be their spot in the attic, and grab a small brown winter coat they probably stole.

They pull it through and shrug it over their shoulders, and dispell the portal with a snap.)

[STANLEY has been feeling...off, lately.]
[its probably obvious, with how often hes visited this lake. especially so deep into the cold seasons, it seems worrying.]
[but..its not exactly like he can help it.]
[whenever he stares into those depths, he feels a wave of...calm, wash over him. to ge enveloped on all sides by the depths, to feel part of it. he used to feel afraid at the very thought of going that deep down, but now he almost cant stop thinking about it.]
[he had, at first, chocked it up to due to being out at sea so much, but now...]
[STANLEY is sitting at the docks when SCAPE appears, staring down into the murky depths of the lake.]
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(They finally notice Stan, and blink a few times in confusion. What.. What is Sailor doing here? Same reason as them, possibly?

Cautiously, they step towards him. Still so curious.. Scape supposes it's a part of their nature. Maybe one day, if they're lucky, it'll kill them.)

.. What are you doing?

(It's cold, and harsh. Almost detatched- But Stan might know better. After all, if they're asking, they probably care.)

[STAN jerks up, head snapping to look at SCAPE]
"oh..hey, kiddo. didnt— ah, didnt see you there."
[he sighs, wincing as he stands. god, his knees are getting bad.]

(For a moment, they consider repeating their question. Maybe Sailor didn't hear.)

.. Just staring at the water, then? What were you thinking about?

(Clean and concise. Waste no time nor feeling on him. Leave no opening.)

"oh, ahah, yeaah. thats.."
[he trails off as he looks back at the water, but snaps back to reality soon enough.]
"..what i was doin'. not really thinking of much, though."

(The small, empty frown on Scape's face deepened into something etched with.. Concern?

What was with Sailor? He's been odd lately, and they haven't paid much attention to it, too busy hiding from everyone. Too busy in their own little world. ... Stars, having a body hasn't helped them at all. It hasn't fixed anything. )

What's up with you?

"..its nothin' kid. whats up with you?"

It's nothing? Then you won't mind if i just rip it out of you.

(They barely had to think to speak those words. It came to them fully formed, charged with venom despite their cold, flat tone.

It was cruel of them to say it. They know this. But the words had crawled up their throat unbidden, driven by the anger curled up in their heart.

Despite the threat, they don't move. Somehow, that makes it worse. Maybe they don't even need to.)

[STANLEY stares at him.]
[..thats...an expression he hasnt made in a while. certainly not directed at SCAPE. ever.]
[I dont even know how to describe it. the emotions. its just. a blank face.]

(Scape tilts their head, as if gauging his reaction, searching for an inch of emotion, while barely reflecting any in their own expression.

Actually, no. On a closer look, they seem.. Tired. ..Apathetic might be a closer word.)

What? Suprised?

(They can't even muster a grin to complete the look. Oh, well. This might be convincing enough anyway.)

.. I thought you knew I was a monster, and was just taking the risk anyway.

[STANLEY frowns. huh.]
"..dont say that. dont— dont you ever say that about my great nibling."
[he reaches out, putting a hand on their shoulder.]
"I dont want you saying stuff like that, kid. callin' yourself a monster or— or threatenin' to rip information outta people's heads— atleast you just seemed..."
[yeah. not. not a fun experience to have information taken out of your head. cough cough. dreamscaperers. cough cougj]

(Their eyes widen a little, a glimmer of emotion on their face. Great nibling? .. Is that them? Are they family? ... Something in their expression breaks, and their eyes water against their will. Family, they're family!

But they freeze at the touch, snapping them out of it. Scape tries to shrug off Sailor's hand with a sweep of their own, frowning.)

Why not? (They hate how their voice breaks. It makes Scape feel so small. Like they're tweleve again.) It's the truth. I'm a horrible person, and I could hurt you, if I wanted.

(Scape shudders. No, no, no! This is too vunerable. Too much. They need to talk about something, anything else.)

..Why'd you react like that, when I said I could force information out of you? You seem so unfazed whenever I say anything else.

[he lets his hand be swept away, frowning. he hates that tone. its better than the other, but its not one— neither of them— he'd like to hear coming from family. family.]
"and yet, you aint. that tells me enough."
[he looks away at the second question, his brow furrowing.]
"...just not got good experience with stuff like that. and I hadnt expected it."
[he hadnt expected ANY of this to be happening, really. he had been so caught up in the deep..]

(.. But they aren't. .... Stars DAMN IT! They really do care, don't they? Even if Scape is so angry at them, even if it feels unfair... They care. They.. Love them? He thinks so.

...And it's not going away, either, despite all of their attempts. They just won't leave. And of course Scape doesn't want to run away- They haven't been cared for like this in years!! ...They hoped it'd be easier if they were hated.)

... I'm going to, eventually. I always ruin everything. (They have to eventually. It's their only hope of getting out of this alive.)

Oh. Right- The.. Bill getting into your memories thing. I'd.. Forgotten. (They're frowning, but this time it's not defensive, just.. Sad?) It's been so long. Ha.. I remember helping Stardust prepare the ritual he needed to do almost every time so he doesn't mess it up on the first try.

"bullshit. excuse my french."
[..dude.]
[he tilts his head to the side.]
"...how long have you been doin' that kind of stuff?"
[..worry. thats worry. concern. in his voice.]

.. You're excused, (They answer, smiling weakly. It seems as though they're on the verge of tears. If they're going to stay, there's no point in wallowing in their own misery. Might as well joke. Have fun while they can. Because they know this is going to end one way or another.)

Oh. I.. I don't know. (Scape can always find out. They just have the think about it. But when their mind latches onto it, something makes their focus slide away, like a part of them doesn't want to hear the answer. ..They're tired.)

I should know, surely I kept count..? .... No, I can't remember. I guess you could ask Author, he might know. He.. He revived my body after all, he probably knows how.. old.. it was.

[STANLEY smiles back, soft. still worried, but the smile is an improvement.]
[though, when he hears the last bits, he frowns a bit. thats..worrying. very worrying. atleast, to STANLEY.]
"..oh. right, yeah. I can..ask him that."
"..so, whats been going on, kiddo?"

(The fact that they couldn't remember how long it's been probably doesn't mean anything.)

I don't know, (Scape answers. This isn't exactly the truth, but it's not a lie. They just.. Don't know how to put it into words?) .. I'm hungry, I guess.

(Hungry sums it up quite nicely, actually! Hungry for safety. Hungry for affection. Hungry for what could have been. So hungry that they want to steal from others, taint their foodsource so someone else knows their hurt. Their starvation, their deprivation of what they deserved.

Scape suffered just as any Dipper did- More so, even! And yet! Hahaahahaaa, oh, cruel Universe be, to snatch it all away, and LOCK THEM IN A COLD BLAND HALL BETWEEN REALMS!

And now Scape is stretched thin. They don't belong in this body anymore. Too human, too weak! This disgusting putrid form that bleeds itself sick, organs doomed to failure, already rotting themselves down to a carcass. This vessel has a set expiration date and the clock can only keep ticking-

.. A pang, but not an audible growl. Ah. They really are hungry.)

..Both as a metaphor and for real. I need to eat something. Guess I forgot. (Again. But they certainly won't admit that to Stan. Speaking of, they should probably come up with an excuse.) I- I mean, it's pretty easy to! Considering I have to eat twice. (... Horrible save.)

"...that it, bud?"
[..he seems to buy it enough.]
"tell you what. I can get you to greasys right now, and we can get you some pancakes. hows that sound?"

Yeah,, sure. Sounds fine.

(Not what they had meant, but... They'll take it. Scape doesn't know how any of them would react. Maybe it's better this way. The less they tell, the better.)

What about you, though?

(But, hypocrite that they are, they're still curious.)

[he pauses.]
"...I oughta be fine. ive been just..."
[he looks back at the lake.]
"..yearnin' for the sea a bit too often, I suppose."

'Yearning' makes it sound like the sea's your love affair.

(Scape manages to joke, though it falls a little flat with the strained undertone. They suppose the nickname Sailor is rather fitting with an outlook like that.)

.... You're just as bad about telling people things as I am. Worse, arguably.

[he just smiles, and ruffles their hair.]
"hey, now, that wouldnt be too far off!"
[what does that mean. stan. stan—]
"and— hey, wait a minute, im good at telling people things! in very convoluted, complicated ways! my mind is like..a poets."
[sure. 'like a poet's'.]
[aand hes. kinda. walking off the docks]

(Not too far off? What does that even mean-? NEVERMIND, THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

They follow after Sailor like a duckling, matching his steps almost musically, as if it's a game.)

You're weird, old man.

(They almost say 'My Stan wasn't like this', but choose to bite their tongue instead. Talking about their family feels like sticking a bunch of burning needles in their mouth.)

[he laughs.]
"tell me something I dont know, kiddo!"
[he says that like its a compliment.]
[its not long before they get to the STNLYMBL. did...right. yeah. he obviously drove here.]

(Despite their best efforts, they crack a small, genuine smile at the response that followed his laughter.

To be honest, they'd thought they'd kinda hate being around him. The memories they have of Stan are.. Well-meaning, but not always pleasant.

Ah. Right. The car. They hadn't really thought about how Sailor got out here. It'd probably just be easier to let him drive. Portals and teleporting are easy, but Stan has to get the car back to the Shack anyway.

.. Maybe they'll mention it later.

always stalling

Scape quietly opens the passenger door, and sits down. They struggle to get their seatbelt on—Stupid human machines—But after a few seconds it's on and they're hugging their knees.)

[STAN gets in just as SCAPE figures out the seat belt, putting his own on and starting up the car.]
[he seemed to have noticed the smile on SCAPEs face, because he looks oddly smug(he must've looked back.)]
[...his driving is just as reckless as ever. that much becomes apparent as they drive down to GREASY's diner.]

(Sailor being smug is annoying as ever, though. At least that hasn't changed.

The rocking of the car is familar, even if discordant. Scape has to fight back a yawn, squirming a little in their seat so they don't get comfortable enough to start drifting off.

Scape glances out the window, gazing out onto the town. They'd been in the outskirts, causing mischief to fill their stomach, but never this close to the centre of town. Mainly to avoid being spotted. They're scared, scared of being recongized as Other. ....And at being seen at the scene of a crime, but what Pines hasn't done a little arson?)

"you holding up alright, there, squirt?" [STANLEY asks, glancing over at him before swerving(yet AGAIN) to avoid what looks to be— what, another gnome?? those fuckers are everywhere today!!] "moses—"

YES. FOCUS ON THE ROAD. (Scape snaps back, seeming shocked awake by the sudden swerve and rather panicked by the idea of Stan crashing. They hate cars- practically a death wish. A shame they're so necessary to daily life and travel.) My vessel can snap like a twig if you crash this thing!

"Im focusing! im Focusing so well on the road, you dont know what youre talking about!—"
[thankfully, its not long before they arrive at the diner.]
[STANLEY walks inside, taking a booth near one of the windows.]
[inside, theres chatter all around. People laughing softly, soft murmurs and pleasant conversation, and—]
[thats. Pacifica northwest. PACIFICA NORTHWEST is working at greasy's diner. shes taking another person's order, but. thats HER. though shes certainly more alternative than what her parents would normally allow. the raccoon tails are a nice look, style-wise.]
[theres just something...off about her face, though. you cant place it.]

(Scape tries their best to keep their head low. They quietly tuck themselves into the booth after Stan, wide eyes locked on the table, half not there. ... This feels sickeningly familar. It's like they're Dipper again, like they're Stardust again. Same as it ever was, nothing's changed! They don't know how to feel about it but panic!!

They blink a few times. Their head is swimming, and their gaze darts around the room, looking for something ground them. Something different, something different..

... Is that Pacifica?

Surely their mind is playing tricks. They rub their eyes, and blink a few times. ... Still there. Huh. Okay. Sure. Maybe this is what always happens? They never stick around after Stardust leaves.)

[She doesnt seem to have noticed the two of them, yet, taking an elderly couple's order with a smile. she seems...happier, actually. something must've happened to her parents. or. this is the only place shes allowed to express herself. or— whatever. yeah.]
[STANLEY is looking at the menu, but he peeks over at SCAPE every now and then.]
"..youuu gonna order?"
[worry, again.]

(Scape hopes it's the first option. Those two rich pricks were nothing but a waste of space in their opinion.

Sailor's voice snaps them out of their thoughts.)

... Yeah! I just... I can't choose.

[ongong]
"theres always the pancakes, those have gotten better." [STANLEY suggests.]
[..is. okay, his phone is buzzing.]

Yeah, sure. Pancakes are fine.

(Stars, this is awkward!! Haha... Just.. Talk about something. Is- Is Stan's phone buzzing?)

Um.. Your phone?

"huh? oh, yeah, it does that sometimes. its weird."
[hes set it on the table, so its. kind of annoying.]
[how bad is he with technology??— oh, someones coming over to take their order.]

(Scape doesn't seem to notice whoever's approaching, and instead they glance down at the phone, wrinkling their nose at it distastefully.)

Stars- It probably means someone texted you or is trying to call you. If you're not going to answer it, could you at least shut it up?

"yeah, i can get to it after we order— yeah, we'd like some pancakes—"
[it. keeps. buzzing.]
[after the food is ordered, STAN FINALLY picks up his phone to look and see whats goinf on with it.]
"eh..kid, how do I answer calls?"
[oh my stars.]

(Scape full-on glares at Stan, their eyes wide with indescribable fury. HE DOESN'T BLINDING KNOW?!!

They grit their teeth, hissing-) Give me that! (As they snatch the phone out of Stan's grasp.

They answer the call, finger quickly tapping the button. And like a switch has been flipped, they're wearing a fake, placating smile.)

Hello~?

"WELL DAMN—"
"scape?! scape, are you with stanley?"
[oh! its STANFORD. he sounds...off. almost panicked— though clearly trying to keep calm.]
[theres noises in the background, and a voice that sounds familiar yet so, so different. like someone speaking through a wet cough. though, that could be because you cant hear them clearly.]

Yes, Author~! Why?

(The way they address Ford is.. different to how they've responded to Stan. It's almost musical, how they speak.

And despite their clear answers, their sing-song tone gives the impression they're dancing around the point, contrasting their bluntness from earlier.)

If you want to speak to him, I can give him the phone! ... I really think you should have some other form of communication, though. He couldn't even figure out how to answer this call~!

"please give him the phone, its rather urge— dipper, NO!—"
[STANLEY reaches over to take the phone, and he looks.. pale. worried.]
"sixer, whats wrong with the kid?! ford??"
"everything's fine! things are under control—"
"AAAAA—"
"—maybe not as much as we had hoped— yes, go get him more painkillers!—"
"PAINKILLERS?!"

(At first, Scape looks a little (albeit childishly) annoyed—or maybe hurt?—by Ford's response, but when they hear the panic in Stan's voice and the screaming emitting from the phone's speaker, it evaporates, replaced by a strange fear.

They blinding hate how much they care. It feels like their chest is collapsing, like their heart is being slowly crushed!!

.. Keep it together, Scape.

They carefully fix their expression. Eyes stern, give nothing away. Mouth thin. Relax, release the tension in their body. Breathe in, breathe out.

Fake it 'till you make it~!)

Where are they, at the moment?

"we are at the shack, in the attic. dipper hasnt been particularly well lately, and this has been the worst ive seen it get..hell, even mabel—"
"SIXER."
[STANFORD sighs. its shaky.]
"we— we need you back at the shack. both of you, preferably."
[the screaming starts getting distant. STANFORD is, more than likely, walking away.]
"ive got soos and mabel trying to calm him down and help him out, but I cant imagine he'd be thinking straight right now."
[STANLEY stands up. it doesnt seem like he wants to wait for pancakes.]

(.. Okay. They're at the Shack, not actively in danger. Stardust is in pain.... ..Okay. Noted. This is managable.

Scape doesn't get up. In fact, they motion for Stan to sit back down.)

Sit down, Sailor. Take a breath. We don't need to rush to the car. We can take the pancakes to go, but we're not wasting food.

.. Stardust will be fine, if you just remain calm.

"WHAT?!"
"of course he will be fine! we just have to figure out a way to slow the—"
[aaand FORD is mumbling. cant hear you, buddy.]
"scape, what do you MEAN he'll be 'fine'?! what are—"
[regardless, he sits.]

(Scape breathes in contentedly- Ah, that aroma! It's better than the pancakes on the way, that smell of worry and fear and outrage, boiling in the air.

It swirls around Stan, and their mouth nearly waters. .. They don't want to feed from Stan, but.. It's right there, and they'll need the energy if they're planning to heal Stardust.

It crackles in the air as they slide out of their vessel, freeing an arm from it and poking into the cold of the Mindscape to twirl the emotion into something tangible. It sticks to them like sugar, and they coax it away from Stan, slowly absorbing the energy of the emotion, stealing it from him entirely. Once it's gone, their arm slips back into their vessel.

Stan might feel a little dazed or confused- But they feel much better now.)

Don't worry, (They hum, the energy settling in their stomach, leaving them feeling a lot more genuinely calm.) I can heal Stardust. Just be patient, Sailor.

[indeed, he does feel a tad woozy. but..]
"you can heal him?"
[the phone has gone silent.]

If he's injured, yes! I'm a bit rusty, though. Haven't had to heal Stardust since... hm.

(When was the last time they did that anyway? Back when they still guided him, surely?)

Magic is something you need to fine-tune regularly, so I can't guarantee anything when i haven't practiced in a while.. But I should be able to help a little.

[STAN'S head falls to the table, and a muffled 'thank FUCK' escapes him.]
"you can help all the way from over at GREASY's?" [FORD asks]

(Scape snickers.)

Oh, no, absolutely not! I have to be in the same room as him. Asking me to apply healing magic from a distance is like asking a person off the street to do surgery. But we'll take a portal to the Shack after I get my pancakes.

"okay. so we're still panicking until we get there."
"STANLEY."
"ITS A COMPLETELY REASONABLE REACTION— WHAT EVEN HAPPENED??"
[people are lookinh...— oh! the pancakes are here.]

(Stars, Sailor needs to be quiet. Maybe, if.. If they feed from him again, he'll be calmer...? Even if they haven't fed from someone twice in such quick sucession, it's worth a try.....

Scape starts eating their pancakes with one hand, while letting the other limply hang at their side so they can reach into the Mindscape again. Feeding their body and their soul at once, ha!

This time, they rip Stan's panic from him instead of letting it come to them, and crush it in their fist to absorb it faster. As they do so, they pause slightly in eating to watch Stan's reaction.

Then, when their hand returns to their vessel, they go back to eating the pancakes.)

[STANFORD had been describing what was going down— something to do with magic from the zodiac building up in the body, blah blah blah— when STANLEY felt all panic LEAVE his body. like, all at once.]
[it confuses him, setting him on edge. how...?]
[he looks at SCAPE]
"..did you just...?"

(Uh oh. Scape breathes in and out quietly, careful to not let their mouth pinch or their eyes widen. They look up fully from their pancakes, mimicking Stan's confused expression.)

Is everything alright, Sailor?

(Their mouth doesn't twitch when they speak, but they do seem tense.

Ah.. their acting has become so rusty. They suppose they don't usually do serious acting, more the overdramatic kind.)

"..stanford, we'll be home soon."
"alright? is everythi—"
[STANLEY hangs up. huh. guess he figured out how.]
[hes just..looking at SCAPE.]
"..did you..eat, my panic? my— that emotion?"

(...Yeah, they really need to brush up on their acting.)

I did say I needed to eat twice, did I not~?

(Scape replies somewhat smoothly, aside from the small tremor of fear in their voice.

They finish with their pancakes, and leave their plate there as they get up to leave, doing their best not to look the part of the cornered animal as much as they feel the part.)

"is— is that what you meant?!"
[he stands(he hadnt even eaten..), putting some money on the table.]
"scape, just tell me straight what that was, if— if itll have any sort of weird side effect– what in the sam hell?—"

I never said what I meant. But yes.

(Scape rushes out the door, beginning to explain a bit more as they walk.)

Magic comes at a price- Energy. Most of the time magic takes that energy through what you've eaten. But since I started practicing in the Mindscape, I had no way of getting that energy. It slowly tore me apart, and left me with a constant feeling of being.. Hungry. Eventually I realised I could absorb someone's emotions through the Mindscape, and it just.. Became like second nature. It was as easy as floating. Or, breathing, for you.

(Now they were in the parking lot of Greasy's Diner, and they were beginning to weave a portal to the Shack livingroom.)

You'll be fine. Just a bit dazed. .. I may have took a little too much, but in theory, it's impossible for me to hurt you permanently this way. ... I.. I didn't want to feed from you, but I needed it. And you were making a scene.

(The portal snaps open, like someone's tugging on the thread of the fabric of reality.)

I didn't want to tell you for this reason! You're freaking out! It's. Fine.

"I wouldnt freak out nearly as much if you told me before!—"
[he sighs.]
"i...right. we'll talk about that later. figure something out that works— this portal leads to the shack?"

(Scape doesn’t want to talk about it at all, but.. Whatever.)

Fine. ..Yes, living room. Go on, then, don’t keep Stardust waiting~!

(They gesture to the portal, as if to go ‘you first’, a blatantly false smile pinched into their features.)

[STANLEY WILL be having a talk with them about this, later, whether they want to or not.]
[he steps through the portal, and IMMEDIATELY you can hear shouting from upstairs.]

(Scape steps in through the portal after him, and with a snap of their fingers the portal sinches itself shut.

They let out an exhausted sigh at the sound emitting from upstairs. Do they really want to do this? Work themselves to the brink for people who will one day leave them behind too?

They’re too involved now, it’d be weird for them to back out. And it’d probably lead to another… Conversation. One they don’t want to have or think about.

Get up there, Scape.

They stand up straight, and bee-line for the stairs. Stars, there’s probably blood everywhere in the attic. They’re going to hate that smell.)

[STANLEY hurries up with them.]
[when they get up there, its...certainly a scene.]
[theres something that, at first glance, looks like some mutated deer, but— nope. yeah, nope. thats DIPPER. and he looks AWFUL, and sounds just as awful, too.]
[theres hardly any blood, really, but some parts of his skin look close enough to ripping that it looks like there might be some, soon.]
[MABEL is trying to talk to him, but shes pacing and panicking and somethings clearly wrong with HER as WELL, but she doesnt seem to be in nearly as much pain as DIPPER.]
[STANFORD looks pale, and SOOS is holding a bunch of bottles, trying to see which ones are painkillers. I get the feeling he just grabbed whatever he could in a hurry and ran.]

(Oh stars. What the fuck happened? Scape's never seen anything like this before. They glance over to Stan, eyes wide, worried yet questioning. WHAT'S GOING ON?! First Sailor's acting weird, now something's happened to Stardust.. What the fuck has Scape gotten themselves into? They've seen weird things, horrible things, and yet nothing quite like this. It shocks them, but not enough. This is so blinding off-script.

But there's no 'script' they can follow anymore. This isn't the same. The thought is comforting and disturbing all at once- To think, there is more to another dimension's Gravity Falls than one single summer! Once the thought was too much for them to bear.

It's okay. They can work with this. They need to clear out the room—too crowded—it's practically begging for things to esclate this way, and there's no way Stardust wants to see his (their?) family panicking around him.

But first, is Comet injured? She also seems.. Wrong, somehow, but they can't really put a finger on it. They tug on her sweater sleeve to get her attention.)

are you hurt as well?

(Stars, they sound so.. small.)

[she shakes her head, looking at them.]
"no, i— its just dipper. just him."
[stars, she sounds HORRIFIED.]
"grunkle ford told us he was seeing some changes within certain people, even warned us about it, but—"
[STANLEY's got a hand on her and SCAPE's shoulders. like he can help comfort right now.]
[..atleast hes trying?]
"..I just wish he'd calm down enough for us to help him."

What do you mean, 'some changes'? This- This is- (Scape feels their face scrunch up as they struggle to finish their sentence. They settle for not finishing it at all as they reach up to rub their face with both hands, expressing their.. Well, exasperation is really the only way to describe it, but something about it is more tense than frustrated.

...Okay. It's good, that no one else is hurt. This is managable. They're just going to have to ignore.. The... Everything about this situation for now. Even though they REALLY want to STRANGLE Author for not mentioning anything before.

They shrug off Stan, beelining for Soos and straight up ignoring Author. Scape's gaze flicks across the mini pill bottle collection, and within a few seconds they point out a bottle that works and hold out their hand, as if to say "give them to me, I'll handle it".

It's when they're doing this that they shudder, a wave of discomfort settling over them. A tinge of something familiar and burnt reaches their nose, and they find themselves nervously glancing behind them. ...What was that?

..Don't think about it right now, Scape. You have a job to do.)

[SOOS hands them the bottle without second thought.]
"uh, dude, I dont know if thats gonna hell much. hes been like this for hours."
[STANLEY has went off to have a chat with FORD, and MABEL sticks behind, watching.]
[DIPPER is..]
[..huh.]
[hes..calming down. not much, but...certainly enough for them to be able to help."

Hours? stars, what happened to communication? Couldn't Author call sooner? (Scape snaps back as they fuss over the bottle, forcing the cap off.) ... Do you have some water so he can swallow these better?

(It's fine. They don't really need Stardust to be calm, they need him to be still. Scape'll hold him down, if they have to. It won't be pretty, though.)

And while you're at it, can you clear the room? I need to be able to focus.

(Stars, they kind of sound like a doctor, now that they think about it. ...They suppose, there's a kind of shared experience of irritation in the act of trying to heal someone.)

[judging by how upset STANLEY sounds outside of the room, he shares the same sentiment.]
"well, to be fair, he did run off into the woods and attack a man—"
[MABEL with the water! she hands it to SCAPE, before leading SOOS out of the room.]
[DIPPER, right now, is staring at SCAPE. its..unsettling, to say the least.]

(WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. HE WHAT. WHAT? Scape stares at the door where Soos and Mabel exited, clutching a glass of water in one hand and the pills in the other. It took all of their strength not to shatter the glass in their hand in shock.

.... Huh! They didn't know Stardust was capable of something like that! Well, of course he's capable of it, they've probably done something similar- It's just a bit jarring to hear.

Praying to the Universe that he's not mad at them right now, Scape takes a step forward, smiling, albeit slightly uneasily. Their gaze is mostly on the parts of his skin that look like they're going to split open. ....They feel cold(steel against flesh, a sickening slice and snap as blood and sinew pours forth. A body slumps listlessly to the floor).)

... Hey, Stardust~! You're in quite a pickle, hm?

(As they get closer, their gaze zeros in on his expression, trying to disern how he feels. ...... Though, in spite of themselves, they let out a little snerk. ...... Why does he Look Like That. It's ridiculous up close.)

Well, at least your head hasn't gotten any bigger, (They tease, fighting the urge to smile as they hover awkwardly around his head.) ... I've um. Never given someone severely injured pills before. Are you good enough to take them on your own or do I have to put them in myself?

[DIPPER opens his mouth, closes it, then opens his mouth again. its like its hard for him to speak, at the moment(which would definitely make sense because good LORD that is a change.)]
"..fine.. on—"
[he coughs, trying to cover his mouth but he just succeeds in hitting his nose.]
[man. those are some SHARP teeth. and his voice definitely sounds wrong. jesus.]

(For a moment, their expression deepens into a frown as Stardust struggles to speak. Stars, he sounds wrong, and they hate it. But they quickly fix their expression into a placid smile, and leave the pills and the glass on the ground.)

Good. Just swallow these, and I can get to work.

(Scape pauses for a moment at the flash of sharp teeth as Stardust coughs. ...Hm. .....Fascinating. They wonder how much of his anatomy has been changed that isn't visible at a first glance. How are his organs looking? ....Is it bad they kind of want to see his insides now?)

[DIPPER nods, and grabs for the pills and cup. he looks like hes in pain every time he moves, but hes calm, regardless. calm enough to let them help.]
[it takes a minute for him to figure out where his face is NOW, but he eventually swallows the water and pills.]

(Okay. Everything is going well. ….Too well? Scape honestly thought they’d have to hold him down. This is.. weird. They’ll worry about it later, for now they’re just glad they don’t have to waste any energy holding Stardust in place.

After the pills have been swallowed, Scape searches for a vein by pressing gently along Stardust’s neck until they feel the pulse. Ah- there it is. Sending a small speck of magic through the skin, they begin to map Stardust’s circulatory system, keeping their eyes closed as they imagine it as a constellation of distant glittering stars, connected by strings of light. They desperately want to map the organs as well, to see if there are any new ones or ones that have been altered, but.. They should probably refrain from keeping a string of magic inside Stardust’s body for too long- They have no idea if it could hurt him in this state.

Humming quietly, they lure the speck of magic back out, and merge that string of energy into a bigger spell. They can’t force Stardust’s body to change back, but they can repair this new form, and help it grow properly.

With the shape of Stardust’s circulatory system in their mind, they begin to feed energy into his bloodstream, redirecting that energy into the muscle and skin cells around where Stardust’s form has been stretched thin, almost ready to burst.)

Is there anywhere it hurts the most? (They mumble through their work, fingers conducting invisible movements.)

[DIPPER looks a bit dazed, but he points to his head.]
[I would sure HOPE it hurt the most. it got stretched OUT]

.. Yes, that’s probably the most worrying-looking part. I should definitely hope it hurts.

(After they’ve tended to the rest of the body, they focus on the head. They shudder to think of how Stardust’s skull is looking right now. In fact, how about they fix that first? They directly ping the bone of Stardust’s skull, signaling it to start producing slightly more calcium to adjust for the size. Then, they once again work on the flesh and the skin around the head, evening it out.

After that, they let a good chunk of their magic dissolve, feeling their strength slowly drain as they wilt, almost stumbling before steeling themselves, sitting up straight. They use their remaining magic to switch on the part of Stardust’s brain that releases pain-numbing hormones. That’s the best they can do besides just cutting off Stardust’s pain receptors temporarily, which could be risky.

That’s all they can do. Nothing’s really fixed, Stardust’s still stuck in this distorted form. And even now they don’t feel half as refreshed as they did anymore. Stars. They’ve done so little and already they feel so drained.

it’s almost like they’re helpless

he’s helpless. He watched quietly as a body slams to the floor, no longer hovering in the air. It’s split in two, and the top half is highly delirious and bleeding out but still somewhat alive.

“Stardust, Stardust it’s going to be okay i can fix this i can fix this i can fix you you’ll be okay just talk to me!”

The body tries to respond and instead coughs up blood, bubbling up out of the mouth as it leaks from everywhere, staining damp workhouse floors. He only made it worse!! Fast he needs to be fast

His spectral hand quietly slips into the body’s, giving him an anchor. He’s already drained and starving but it doesn’t stop him from using his anchor in the real world to try and stitch the body together. Blue glowing strings messily tie the top half to the bottom. He pushes further, trying to meld them together again, but instead flesh starts to bloom and grow out of the thin space between the two halves.

muffled, gargling screams fill his ears. What is he doing wrong? WHY CAN’T HE FIX IT?-

….Scape’s shaking. They need to calm down.)

[DIPPER's skull feels like its pounding. its taking everything in him not to scream out in agony— he clenches his jaw, because biting his lip would mean no more lips at ALL. hes been made aware of the rather sharp teeth in his mouth since his mind had started to clear.]
[he doesnt know why his head is so clear NOW when it had been screaming just a bit ago. voices— he thinks thats what they were— invading his head like roots in a pipe system. like they were trying to tell him to go back out to those woods and—]
[it was like that with the man. the woods didnt like him at ALL. and DIPPER knew— somehow, he KNEW— that man was something nasty. something that needed to get out.]
[someone peeks into the room.]
"..scape? dipper?"

[MABEL..she's still worried. of course she would be. thats just who she is.]

(Scape, almost all of their energy having been put into giving Dipper- Stardust's body the energy and material it needs to start mending itself, collapses onto the floor, sitting down in a slumped position.

They notice him clench his jaw. He's still in pain, it wasnt enough, wasn't enough- Scape feels the instinct to try harder, to force it to stop hurting, but.. They know that never goes well. Stardust'll have to heal on his own.

Scape breathes in and out harshly, and a little too quickly. It's not perfect but it's fine so why are they freaking out? MAYBE ITS THAT FLASHBACK YOU HAD JUST NOW GENIUS

...they're tired. A part of them wants to seek warmth and curl up beneath Dipper like a small freezing animal.

But they dread making anything worse, so they settle for laying down near him, gently clawing at the wooden planks.

They stir at the sound of someone opening the door and Mabel- Comet's voice.)

.. I'm done, it's okay to come in now. ,,We just have to wait for the rest of his body to heal itself.

(Scape sounds exhausted, and they don't bother covering it up with a cheerful tone. They've used up far too much of their energy, and now for some reason they're panicking? Ugh.)

[MABEL nods, concern visible on her face as she moves closer to the both of them, sitting next to SCAPE.]
"...are you both okay?"

(Scape bobs their head, before realising that's probably not enough of an answer.)

Yeah. Stardust.. just needs time to heal, and.. i'm just .... tired..

[she nods, frowning.]
"..took a lot out of you?"

(Scape rolls over so they're on their back, so they can look up at her and Dipper.)

..yeah. ... it took too much.. i need to eat. ..stars, im starving.

(They stare at Mabel for a moment in silence. .. would her emotion be enough to keep them going?)

... could you do something for me?

[she nods.]
"of course! what do you need me to do?"

(Oh stars how do they explain this..?)

um.. so, my soul and my body aren't really... connected.. anymore and i create magic by using energy from my soul. since my soul and my body don't.. share energy anymore.. i have to 'eat' to give energy to my soul, as well... normally, you can't directly give energy to the soul, but in the Mindscape i discovered i could eat using emotions as a food source...! ..... i didnt tell anyone because i thought youd hate me..??

(They scrunch up their face a little, like they're afraid to see her reaction.)

so im asking for food, i guess?

"scape..."
[ough. oughgfhhgh scapeee😭😭😭]
"we would never hate you for something like that! thats like— thats like thinking we'd hate you if you asked for a burger! of course you can eat my emotions, dipstick!"
"I just, uh. wont be all emotion-less-y, right?"
[DIPPER. I heard that tiny laugh. REST.]

(A pair of wide cat-like eyes stare up at her, pupils almost completely circular.)

really? you mean it? (despite themselves, they smile, and pull themselves up and hug Mabel tight, clamping around her.) thank you, sis.

(They don't seem to realise what they've said, because in their slightly delirious state they skip right to processing the nickname 'dipstick', qnd feel themselves stiffen, and they pull away.)

... thank you. um.. no, you won't be emotionless. just a little dazed for a bit. it gets worse the more i eat, though, so i dont wanna eat too much from one person in a single sitting.

[MABEL is frozen from the hug, eyes wide and just. STARING at SCAPE. not in a shocked, bothered way, but moreso a 'oh my god did that just happen?? chat did that just happen oh my god we win these. we win these WE WIN THE—']
[DIPPER's mouth has dropped open. but nobody is looking at that.]
"...right! right, yes, yeah! then you can eat my emotions! get stronger, and all that!" [MABEL is smiling right about now. shes...WOW.]
['sis'...]

(Scape just blinks at Mabel's shocked expression. What, did they say something...?? Whatever, they can barely think right now.)

Mhm! ..thank you, again. i'll try and be quick.

(Newly confident with permission, Scape reaches into the Mindscape and picks around at Mabel's emotions.. Why is she so happy right now? .....Maybe it's because they were honest with her. They'll have to think about that later.

They yank harshly on the emotions swirling around her, not caring for what they get as they hungrily absorb it like water to a sponge.

Ah.. That feels a lot better. Their mind is even starting to clear.)

[Laugher leaks into the room and from a rift torn from air a long slender hand pokes through. A eye is visible in the mess of colors. The expression on it is pure glee.] I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING STRANGE LURKING!!

[The hand curls around Scapes arm. An iorn grip. Strength it should not hold. It jerks them through the rift]

Anonymous asked:

Bill how do you feel about communism?

I THINK WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE IN PLACE IS SO MUCH FUNNIER!! I LOVE WATCHING PEOPLE SUFFER ANDDDD MANIPULATION IS MUCH MUCH EASIER LIKE THIS!!! BUTTT MY FAVORITE IS DICTATORSHIPS!!!

HAHAHAHA SHARING IS CARING UNTIL HUMANS REALIZE THEY HAVE TO ACTUALLY GIVE UP THEIR STUFF! AHAAHAA ITS SO FUNNY TO WATCH THEM UPHOLD A SOCIETY THAT BENEFITS THEM JUST SO THEY HAVE A BETTER STANDING THAN OTHERS WHEN EVERYONE COULD BE EQUAL

Anonymous asked:

Rockabye Billy Please don't you cry It's not your fault You have that strange eye Stay safe with Mommy You'll never fall And we'll always love you Sharp angles and all

[It sounds different. nothing like it used to. When she sang it.]

[Bill sits quiet. His memory always fails him. The harder he tries to grasp at it the worse the Static gets. His mind goes blank but broken pieces of the past still find a way to sneak in.]

.....

[Bill slaps himself] HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SHOULD JOIN THE SHAGGS!!! WHO IS DOWN TO THROW A PARTY AND GET TRASHED??? I KNOW KEYHOLE ISSS

LOTTIE AND I ARE ONLY FRIENDS.

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[Bill is gagging] WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THAT THING

ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW ANGRY WILL YOU BE IF I SING THE K-I-S-S SONG

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THEY ARE GOOD TO ME, AND PROVIDE PLEASANT COMPANY.

I HAVE NEVER KISSED THEM.

..... I NEVER SAID YOU DID WOWWWWWWWW THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ADMISSON OF GUILT

WHO KNEW THE AXOLOTL WOULD STOOP SOOOO LOW!!! I SHOULD TELL EVERYONE

Anonymous asked:

*a small rift opens nearby and a man steps through it. he has long hair that is pitch black and looks almost like it would have an inky texture and an odd looking birthmark over his right eye that looks almost like a star or a clawmark*

hello!!!!! … … Paul … ? … this hat is certainly an improvement, i suppose …

PAUL??? NO THE NAMES BILL!!! BILL CIPHER [Bill tips his hat]

AND YOU ARE SAWYER!! [Bill floats upside down in front of him] I SEE GREAT THINGS IN YOUR FUTURE!!! I THINK THAT LITTLE BETRAYAL IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO YOU!!!

Anonymous asked:

THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL FAR FROM THE TREE!!! I SEE YOUR SHREK REFRENCES

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I KNOW YOU ARE JUST DYING TO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS WITH YOUR FAMILY ♡

my family are the people i call my friends, and im already spending plenty of time with them.

"my family are the people i call my friends" [Bill mocks them] STANFORD WOULD HAVE A MELT DOWN IF YOU SAID THAT TO HIM!!! REPLACE THE "ARE" WITH "IS" SUGAR PIE HAHAHAHA

YOUR FAMILY IS ME AND THE GANG BUT YOU ARE TOO BLIND TO SEE THAT!!! FRIENDSHIP IS ANOTHER FORM OF MANIPULATION. MUTUAL MANIPULATION!!! WOOOO!!! YOU GO INTO IT LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. Maybe you are looking to stop the overwhelming sense of loneliness that eats at you even when you are in a room filled with people ORRR SOMETHING LAME LIKE THAT AHAHHAHAHAHA

[WILHELM is mocking him right back, opening and closing their hand like its talking while he talks. or smth]
"whats it gonna take to get you to realize I dont want to spend Christmas with you? after what you just did? and— really, gonna pick on the guy whos probably still got BRAIN DAMAGE about his grammar? really?"
[they dont. they dont havw brain damage anymore. mostly. probably. its hard to tell with this one.]

[Bill laughs. He boops their hand to give it googly eyes]

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE YOU WANT TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME

[Bill stares at them silently.] If you pet me into your head I can fix it kid THATS MY ENTIRE SCHICK

"one, never, two, no."
[yeah they uh. they know he has their SOUL.]

SO YOU ADMIT YOU WANT TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME YOU ARE JUST STUBBORN

Your funeral

"thats quite literally NOT what I was saying, and you know it. and I think you ALSO know that you have something of mine. something i want back."

How badly do you want it back kid?

[they glare at him.]
"...we'll talk about this outside."

[Bill pops into existence on their shoulder] lead the way!!

[they flick him off and storm outside]

RUDE

[Bill floats outside]

"I want my soul back. no deals, no contracts— no 'me joining you' bullshit. you had someone steal from me— its bad business taking something from someone and making them pay for it back."

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE SALES MAN IF YOU THINK THATS BAD BUISNESS

IT IS ALL ABOUT SUPPLY AND DEMAND!! IF IT'S ONE OF A KIND OR HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE IN THE HEART THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE THE OWNER WILL PAY A PRETTY PENNY!!! What I have is ONE OF A KIND!!

If you don't want to buy it back I can keep it nice and safe for you!! Ah, but safety comes at a price too HOPE YOU ARE NOT A CHEAP SKATE

[they stare at him for a long time. a good looong while.]
"..break it, then. if you wont give it back, or if safety's gonna come at a cost, then spare us this pitiful back and forth and break it."

.....

HAHAHAHAHA YOU!

You are really funny. THIS IS SERIOUS KID! Do you think I care if you die??? IF IT IS NOT BY MY SIDE THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO EXIST!!!

"you do care if I die, though."
[they reach out, grabbing one of his hands. tight.]
"you care so, so much about me, dont you, bill?"

[Bill looks at them. Then the hand. His color begins to fade into a blue. He tears his hand from theirs]

I ONLY CARE ABOUT MYSELF

SORRY IF YOU WERE HOPING FOR MORE KID HAHAHAHAHA

"you wanted to use me, at first. right? having death in your side to ensure everything went smoothly when weirdmageddon rolled around?"
"but..SOMEWHERE along the way, you started caring about me. like i was your actual child. thats why you became so obsessive, isnt it? even going so far as to steal my soul? making all those comments about how 'the apple doesnt fall far from the tree'?"
[..somethings wrong with their surroundings.]

.... YOU ACT LIKE THAT HAS CHANGED! THE ONLY THING DIFFERENT NOW IS YOU KNOW MY REAL MOTIVATIONS AND I FINALLY HAVE LEVERAGE

[He did. He does. Everytime he looks at them he sees a piece of himself. A piece of his lost home.] You lost your family it was an easy tactic!!! I worked to fill that void YOU WANT ME TO CARE ABOUT YOU SO BAD THIS IS PATHETIC!! I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT IF YOU JOIN ME WHY ARE YOU SO STUBBORN???

"you think I want YOU to care about ME?"
[they take a step closer. the area around them seems to blur, almost.]
"bill, i have not joined you because you have the worst thought process I've ever seen. you see something you want and you get tunnel vision, you never stop and think."
"why would freedom want to be chained to a group it doesnt want to join? why would death want to be owned? you say I have no reason to exist if I am not by your side and yet I am of a concept that has existed long before you were a thought. you cant exist without me."

I BET YOU WANT BRAGGING RIGHTS!!! WANT TO BE THE LITTLE HERO WHO HELPS THE VILLAIN SEE THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS AND START CARING AGAIN. SORRY HONEY BUT I KILLED OFF THAT PATHETIC PART OF MYSELF AGESSS AGO!!! I LIKE CAUSING PAIN AND MISERY

And you! YOU ARE NOT A EXCEPTION!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL HURT YOU TOO WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT

[Bill takes notice this time. He looks around at the blurring. Confused] I SEE SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO ME AND I FIGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO CLAIM IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!!! Call i tunnel vision if you want but I call it PASSION

I AM NOT CHAINING YOU TO ANYTHING!!!! YOU ARE LOCKING YOURSELF UP! YOUR IN A CAGE YOU BUILT YOURSELF OUT OF THE STUPID MORALS OTHERS TRICKED YOU INTO ADOPTING. JOINING ME WOULD BE SETTING YOURSELF FREE!!! TRUE FREEDOM!! I CAN LIBERATE YOU

.... if you have no part in my life then I HAVE NO REASON TO KEEP YOU ALIVE FAIR AND SIMPLE!!! I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS TO A GOD OF YOUR STATUS WHEN THEY LOSE THEIR SOUL FOR GOOD

"then do it."
[theyre grinning.]
"test it."

.... [Bill grabs them] I WILL!!!

I WILL DO IT

WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO SMUG

"why are you stalling?"

[Bill shoves them away. He snatches the hat off his head and pulls the soul out] YOU ARE AN IDIOT

[Bill's hand trembles while he holds it. He's angry. He's scared.] WILHELM JOIN ME THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

[they stare at the soul, then at BILL. the soul pulses, dark blue swirling and its light bouncing off anything it can. the soul is cold, calm.]
[and wilhelm just..shakes their head.]
"im not joining you, ⧖⍽⍋⍋."

[Bill flashes red. He doesn't understand why this isn't working. He lets anger consume and smashes it against the ground. If they do not care why should he. He is not going to be mocked like this] whoops

[nothing happens for a few minutes.]
[literally NOTHING.]
[time seems to stretch on, until their eye constricts. it forms a pupil similar to BILL's, and who knew their eyes were so blue?]
[a substance starts to leak out of their mouth, like liquid static, or an oil spill, and its not even a few seconds later before they drop.]
[the world seems nonexistent around them both, and they try to speak, but it comes out garbled and wrong. so, so wrong.]
"⨕φ— φƎƎƎφ— ⧖— ⫘Ǝ⫘—"

[Bill stares at the soul detached. Static rings in his mind. He didn't]

[Bill looks back at Wilhlem. They look more like him when their pupils are like that. He tries to laugh but it comes out dry.] hA you GOT me WOW GOOD ONE KID

[The static gets louder. He can't think. He stares at them his eye large. This isn't real. He wipes his hands off. It feels like they're covered in blood.]

[Bill grows cold. His hands shake. He appears directly in front of Wilhelm.] I'm here [his voice cracks. Screams of souls long gone scream at him. He touches them gently wiping away the blood. His panic leads to his hand catching fire.] I'm here. I can fix it! It's okay

[WILHELM just shakes their head, which probably makes things WORSE.]
[jesus, theres a lot of blood. and it doesnt look like its going to stop at any point.]
[their mouth opens. long, wet gasps escape their throat, them desperately trying to suck in air, but all that manages to do is fill their lungs with whats already in their mouth.]
[and then they go quiet.]
[still.]

Kid [Bill's hands grip onto them. Claws dig in. He yanks them up some] KID you need to [they're too quiet. Theres blood. There's blood on him. Everything feels too familiar. He yanks his hands back like they touched a hot pan. His mind tries to suppress it. Everything. Memories burn at the front of his mind.]

[The screams in his head get louder. His vision swims and he grabs the pieces of the soul. His hands are useless. Shaky. Sticky from blood. Fire stuck to the tips. He's the one screaming. Everything is too quiet. He watches them spit up blood on loop as he tries to piece the soul back together]

[its rotten work. the pieces he pick up are dull, lifeless. they look more like glass than anything— souls shouldnt look like that, right?]
[souls dont look like that.]
[WILHELMs body looks...empty, somehow. not like, the soul has left the body empty, i mean like a costume being taken off kind of empty. a puppet without its strings kind of empty.]
[everything around them is dark. are they even in gravity falls, anymore? what is this place? and whats that..]
[..sound..]

[Wheres the color. He scours the ground. He stops. Where are they??]

[Bill looks away from the glass to Wilhelm. He giggles fighting tears. The body. He can't do anything. They are not coming back. They are gone.]

[Bill's color glitches. He wants out of here. His eye will not look away from the lifeless form on the ground. He lost another puppet. That is what happened.]

[Bill hits his head. The static is too loud to listen to the sound. Everything is too loud and too quiet]

[theres something in the distance. something in the dark. something you can just oh-so-fainly make out amongst the fog— is there really any fog?]
[its..a triangle. yellow. with a blue crack in it.]
[it seems to be just...hanging there. suspended in the air.]

[Bill floats. Staring. He does not look back at the body. He stares at the shape.] Kid?

[Bill feels hallow and on the verge of a breakdown. It is conflicting. Hope squeezes between the gaps. He stares at the shape. He is scared of getting close and breaking it them again]

[it blinks. and then it twists, turning upside down, and—]
[theres something more in here than just— theres something more connected to that shape than just— what the fuck, why is it so hard to see??]
"you do care."
[what. the. fuck.]

[Bill tries to follow the part connected. He snaps to cover his hand in fire. He tries to make the space brighter]

[Bill is frozen in place] YOU [anger. Relief. The embers of regret. It all collapses in on him. He tries grab them]

[Grabbing them is harder than it looks, and whatever he does manage to grab is warm. a contrast to the soul.]
"convincing, was it?"
[its near impossible to brighten up. WHEREVER they are.]
"you care."

[Bill's claws dig into them. He holds onto them. His grip crushing. He looks panicked]

You tricked ME

"and you missed me."
[he can feel somwthing large— like a hand?— pressing into his side, kinda. it feels wrong. all this feels wrong. what did they—?]

.... [Bill's eye snaps to his side. His grip on Wilhelm tightens] do you have a death wish

"do you know who youre talking to?" [they deadpan.]
[why. arent. they. dead.]

I DESTORYED YOUR SOUL

Where are we

"...we're somewhere."
[WILHELM looks around.]
"you almost killed me."

Helpful.

YOU TOLD ME TO!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT

"and you are the one who took what was mine in the first place."
[ohhh that. doesnt sound too happy. yeesh. uh.]
"if anything, its yours."

IF YOU WOULD JOIN ME NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

[hes grabbed.]
"DONT blame ME for not wanting to be a HENCHMANIAC!"
[then hes. let go.]

STOP LYING TO YOURSELF!!! YOU WERE MADE FOR THIS!

You want to join me you are just being a wimp

"no, what I want—"
[the rest of them becomes visible, and. honestly, I wish they hadnt. thats...disturbing to the naked eye.]
"is to live my life how I want it. theres no 'what I was made for' bullshit, theres no 'being a wimp'—"
[a hand slams next to BILL, and it looks like theyre sitting up.]

"theres just me, living my life, how I want it, without people telling me what I should and shouldnt be. isnt THAT what you stand for, BILL? Freedom to be WHATEVER you want to be— to be the freak you always knew you were? isn't this HYPOCRITICAL of you?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA REALITY IS AN ILLUSION KID

I'M PROUD OF YOU [Bill boops them] LIVING THE LIFE YOU WANT IS WHAT IM ALL ABOUT!!! FREEDOM? HAHAHA NOTHING MATTERS SO TAKING WHAT YOU WANT TAKING CONTROL TO GIVE YOURSELF THE LIFE YOU WANT IS THE ONLY REAL FREEDOM THERE IS!!!

BUT THAT'S THE KICKER KID!!!! FREEDOM CAN COME AT THE COST OF ANOTHER PERSONS PERSONAL FREEDOM. IF I WANT TO BE COMPLETELY FREE TO DO WHAT I WANT I NEED SIXER DEAD OR UNDER MY THUMB. I AM NOT GOING TO BE HELD DOWN BY MORALS OR BACK BY PEOPLE [Bill stares at them. That goes for Wilhelm too. He will not say it directly] YOU CAN FIGHT ME ALL YOU WANT BUT I WILL NOT ACCEPT NO FOR AN ANSWER. YOU AND ME ARE CUT FROM THE SAME CLOTH!! I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU

[that wasnt the right answer, BILL.]
"oh, bill..."
[their expression shifts.]
"thats not what I wanted to hear."
[that really, really wasnt the right answer.]
[because in the next few moments, after he finishes speaking, he can only feel himself fall.]
[wind rushes past him as gravity forces him down, the dark somehow getting darker.]
[and darker.]
[and darker.]

[Bill claws at the air. The nothingness. To stop it. He can float. He can fly. Why is he falling.]

[The darkness feels suffocating. The wind rushing past is his only solace. Bill ignites his hand]

[around him is nothing.]
[theres nothing. absolute darkness.]
[you can hear a heart pounding, and at some point you may not be able to tell if its yours, or someone elses. if you even have a heart.]
[eventually, that wind you find all that solace in stops. and youre left suspended in the air.]
[theres something underneath you.]

[Bill looks around. Nothing. His heart rate increases rapidly. He can't see. He can't see! He needs to get out of here. He hates it here.]

.... [Bill giggles. Laughter is soothing. He tries to grab what's beneath him] Wilhelm

[whats beneath him isnt wilhelm.]
[whats beneath him is a statue of...well, him.]
[underneath it, the label reads 'he was the worst'.]

[The anger is wiped from him. He is quiet. Which way is out. He looks around. This can not be all there is]

[Bill starts to laugh. Wilhelm would not kill him. They are a big Softie at heart.] WOW HILARIOUS KID

DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID ENOUGH TO FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS A SECOND TIME?? [Bill looks at them staute. He growls at it] DO YOU THINK I WOULD DIE THIS EASILY

[slowly, the statue starts to crumble. aging ten years in the span of a second, then twenty in the span of two. it crumbles until theres nothing left but dust.]
"what was it you said, earlier? 'freedom can come at the cost of another person's personal freedom'?"
[what are they doing, exactly?]

[Bill watches from afar as it ages. Something yells at him that it is important. Important enough to save. He hurriedly takes hold of it as it crumbles into a fine dust.]

IS THAT WHAT THIS IS???? YOU WANT TO TEACH ME A LESSON? cute. DO YOU WANT FOR ME TO SAY IM WRONG? IS THAT THE MAGICAL KEY TO GETTING OUT OUT OF THIS

"what i want—"
[something grabs his arm.]
"is my freedom."
[it burns.]

[Bill starts giggling.] YOU WOULD BE FREE IF YOU JUST JOINED ME [He tries to pull his arm away.]

[it doesnt budge.]
"SOMETIMES FREEDOM COMES AT THE COST OF OTHERS PERSONAL FREEDOMS!"
[thats his voice. thats BILL's voice.]

[It dawns on him that they could be trying o trap him here. Where is here? Bill laughs. It is higher in pitch] DO YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP ME HERE???

"do you think you can pressure me into joining you?"

Yeah eventually

[judging by the crushing weight BILL can now feel, I'd say that was the wrong answer.]

[Bill smiles with his eye] I WAS JOKINGG you're too smart for that YEAH

[Bill twists his arm.] I THINK IM READY TO GIVE UP THE OL' PEER PRESSURING AND LET YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE HOW YOU WANT

[their grip just gets harder.]
"thats not good enough this time, bill."

[Bill's teeth poke out. He scowls.] WHAT DO YOU WANT A LITTLE SONG AND DANCE??

[He tears his arm off. It flips him off] STOP BEING DRAMATIC I WAS GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK

"you attempted to steal the god of DEATH'S SOUL and use it as LEVERAGE over him to PRESSURE him into JOINING your little GROUP."
[the arm is thrown back at him. directly at his eye]
"what i WANT is for you to stop having that...mindset of yours. where everything is fleeting."
"you care about me, that much is obvious, but simply 'caring' about me isnt enough for me when you go around and do this."

WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO SPEAKS IN THE THIRD PERSON? I WAS USING IT TO GIVE YOU THAT LAST ITTY BITTY LITTLE NUDGE BUTTTT YOU GOT ME HAHAHAHAHA I GUESS YOU HID THE REAL ONE. WHO HAS IT?? THE AXOLOTL??? HARVEY?? ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS??

[Bill eats it. It grows back where it is supposed to be. He dead pans] YOU'RE JUST MAD I'M RIGHT!!! NO EVERYONE CAN NOT BE AN OPTIMIST!! SORRY NOT SORRY. BUTTT IF YOU STICK WITH MY MINDSET YOU WOULD BE SO MUCH HAPPIER! I MEAN IT!!!!! Nothing matters so take your life into your own hands and do whatever you want!!!

CARE IS A STRONG WORD

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