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L: When I get top surgery
Light: What
L: Iโll miss sprinkling sugar with my tits
Light: Excuse me
L: Itโs efficient. Gravity does half the work.
Light: You are the literal worst.
L: And yet, here you are, still watching me bake.
Light: Iโm filing a formal complaint against you.
L: Noted. Iโll sprinkle sugar on that too.
S-SIN EATERS ?! ;; MELLODRAMTTIC !!
Sin Eaters;; a person who consumes a ritual meal in order to spiritually take on the sins the deceased.
wc: 6707
warnings: cannibalism, stalking, religious themes, religious manipulation, sexual content (not explicit), drugs, alcohol, dark content in general, no happy ending I donโt like those. Writer Mello, non death note au but i did take some things from canon, incel matt (slighlty) but hes a degenerate, made up backstory, kiss canon goodbye because fanon is more fun.
na: vaguely inspired by killing stalking (so sorry..not really) and that one show called You (never finished it). also on ao3 i would really really appreciate some feedback on this, literally any comment will be greatly enjoyed.
THANKS FOR LETTING ME BETA-READ! >< EVERY MELLODRAMATTIC READ THIS ITS SO GOOD
Beyond: "I have some ~Birthday cake~ for you."
L, very suspicious but hopeful: "Oh?"
Beyond: *moons him* ๐
L: "You sick freak. You lied to me. How do you live with yourself?"
i love this. u fuckin win halloween or wtv
I think it'd be do funny if Sayu met L, absolutely adored him, and decided to start dressing in a more alt/emo fashion. Why is this funny, you may ask?
Your evil boyfriend is corrupting your little sister, and that's nothing you can do to stop him. This is the happiest Sayu has ever been.
Sayu: Hi, Lightโs weird friend! :D
L: stares from a crouch like a Victorian gargoyle
Sayu: โฆYouโre cool.
Light: He's not cool. Stop that.
Sayu: Iโm gonna start wearing eyeliner. Huge, black wings. Maybe spikes?
Light: No.
L: very softly, conspiratorially Fishnets are also an option.
Sayu: :O OMG
Light: STOP TALKING TO HER.
Sayu: Iโm renaming myselfโฆ NIGHTSHADOW.
Light: You absolutely are not.
L: I approve.
Light: I canโt believe this.
L: leans in, murmurs Your entire family is defecting to my side.
L, walking into the grocery store again: hello, Light-kun.
Light: โฆyouโve been here six times today.
L: yes. I require sustenance.
Light: then buy everything at once!
L: that would be suspicious.
Light: suspicious to who?
L: me.
(L picks up a single apple and stares directly at him for eleven uninterrupted seconds.)
Near, over text: how many items are left on your list?
L: nine.
Near: youโre terrorizing a retail employee.
L: incorrect. Iโm narrowing down suspects.
Near: by emotionally ruining one guy with fruit?
L: efficiency is an art.
Imagine there isn't even a case and L just has a crush on a fucking grocery store cashier and is making it everyone else's problem
Lol it reminds me of a post I made at my old job like a year ago so I took a picture of the important bit which is this
GOD I LOVE THIS UPDATE TO IT OMG. I imagine L would be going in that store so many times pretending to be working on a case. Near is helping, but L seems to take Near for a fool, because Near totally knows what's going on and is waiting to see how long it takes for L to realize Near knows that L just has a crush on this employee and is making up reasons to go back in the store, working up courage to try to actually start a conversation with him. Meanwhile, Near is getting annoyed and feels kinda bad for Light and the other employees.
Mello works at the store too and comes home and says "What's all this I hear about a weird customer bothering my coworker? He said there was a total freak who came into the store like ten times getting individual items. You guys have any idea what that's about? Because I only know three total freaks who fit that description, and one of them is currently institutionalized. The other two are in this room. Anyone care to explain?"
Near would adamantly claim he discouraged L from doing this. Mello would say "I don't really care for Light, but you're really pissing him off."
L would play stupid and say "Is that his name? It's none of his business what I do in the store."
Lololol in accordance with protocol Light asks if L would like a bag for 25 cents during checkout and he says yes every time until finally he's got like 3 items left on his list and Light doesn't bother to ask and L goes, for data for the case not because he likes seeing Light frustrated, "oh I actually don't want a bag for this one"
It's at this point that Light has two options: jump the counter, or go on break much earlier than his manager wants him to in order to scream in the walk-in fridge by the loading bay
Conveniently for us Mello happens to work in the loading bay
I COME BACK TO TUMBLR AND YALL ARE WRITING THE BACKBONES OF AN ENTIRE FIC IN NOTES I LIVE FOR THIS
Light: Do youโฆ want a bag for that?
L: No. Iโll carry it.
Light, internally:
(Of course. Of course he doesnโt want a bag this time. Why would he? He probably enjoys pissing me off. He thrives on it. A man who drinks sugar sludge for breakfast and crouches like a malformed gargoyleโof course he wants to walk home clutching a single onionโ)
(Heโs doing this on purpose. Heโs testing me. Heโs seeing how far he can push me before Iโ)
L, meanwhile, is staring at Light. Completely serene.
(What a beautiful vanilla man. Perfectly repressed. Like a crรจme brรปlรฉe with a hairline crack.)
Lightโs hand twitches.
(I will end him.)
L shifts the onion to his other hand. "Have a pleasant evening, Light."
(I will END HIM.)
L: Near, did you find anything relevant in the case files?
Near: I did, but firstโdid you know vending machines kill more people every year than sharks? anyway, I was looking through the surveillance logsโ
Light: โฆwhat?
Near: โand it reminded me of this dream I had about a shark in a vending machine. it was sad, actually. I think it wanted freedom.
L: Nearโ
Near: freedom is relative, though. like, do ants feel free?
Light: What does this have to do with Kiraโ
Near: maybe Kiraโs like an ant.
L: โฆ
Light: โฆ
Near: oh also I found a fingerprint that matches the Yotsuba files.
L, walking into the grocery store again: hello, Light-kun.
Light: โฆyouโve been here six times today.
L: yes. I require sustenance.
Light: then buy everything at once!
L: that would be suspicious.
Light: suspicious to who?
L: me.
(L picks up a single apple and stares directly at him for eleven uninterrupted seconds.)
Near, over text: how many items are left on your list?
L: nine.
Near: youโre terrorizing a retail employee.
L: incorrect. Iโm narrowing down suspects.
Near: by emotionally ruining one guy with fruit?
L: efficiency is an art.
Hi! This is not a submission, but I saw your post about games and I've had this idea for tag game for a while but I'm too shy to start it, and I think it fits your blog:
The first one starts a story (can be either original or a fanfic) and tag some people that they know are writers (and in the fandom if it's a fanfic); the next one continues the story and tag more people, etc (they should check to continue from the last part so it doesn't branch out).
In the end you have a whole story by a lot of people.
The chilly and hard wind howled in the darkness of the night, offering a breath of fresh air in the quite warm darkness of the last few days of summer. An unusually foggy figure walked through the now asleep village, a trail of small imprints following her steps appearing from nowhere if not thin air; some big and heavy, some small and light; but strangest of them all was the mask the woman wore over her face.
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I probably will tag some more, I'm going through all the writers and cool peole I have
Dear moots, look at this chaos
The mask curled over her ears, strings worn from wear, threads hanging loose and falling over her jaw in untidy waves. She splayed her fingers over her cheeks as if to press it in further.
And then she turned to face it.
Moon peeling its eye upon the villageโ illuminating them bothโshe gazed upon the withering fog in all its wraithlike glory. It halted its pursuit and opened its gaping maw to speak.
"You shouldn't have buried me here."
Link the art or writing in question and tag someone to keep it going too!
mine's probably story of another us by 5sos my beloved
i love 5sos<3. and thank you !!
mine is crying lightning by arctic monkeys, inspired by my lawlight fic Symposium!
the song itself fits so well and its lyrics are written exactly how i write ><
KLN LOVES 5SOS REAL NO CLICKBAIT??? NO WAY WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG
HELP HEHE YES NO CLICKBAIT
where do i even start !! i 'grew up' on earlier 5sos songs so i'm a lil more acquainted with those (although i am patiently waiting for the new album, kudos to ur fan username)
lover of mine, she looks so perfect, teeth, youngblood, heartbreak girl, amnesia, not ok, me myself and i, killer queen,
all of them basically :')))) theyre all so 2017 sunset nostalgia coded. such euphoria<3
Link the art or writing in question and tag someone to keep it going too!
mine's probably story of another us by 5sos my beloved
i love 5sos<3. and thank you !!
mine is crying lightning by arctic monkeys, inspired by my lawlight fic Symposium!
the song itself fits so well and its lyrics are written exactly how i write ><
