curse of one billion people when you didnt have time to get ur headphones but thought it would be fine

strongly considering just leaving omfl

you’re all canon url scum

this is coming from a person who gets excited whenever someone mentions apple juice

dead 

oh and like you havent

Sometimes i eat baby food because it is cheap and nourishing

Homestuck is weird bc if you just read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia, it’s overly complicated and makes no sense. But if you read Homestuck from the beginning, it boils you like a frog. You don't even really notice how increasingly convoluted the plot is getting. Several Acts in and youre saying shit like “The doomed-timeline Dave that post-retcon Jade dated is a different version of the Dave that fused with an alien catgirl” like it's the most reasonable thing in the world

People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:

I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money

Me and mom learned new English word.

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

Fuck it. Kikuri real.

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

yum

Serket City.