I congratulate myself for finishing a fic, I go to post it, and then, the insurmountable hurdle:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

FOUND IT

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

the horse and his boy (1954) - c.s. lewis

"horses have no morals"

my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ

god. god

RHEA SEEHORN wins BEST ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES at the 83rd Golden Globe Awards (January 11, 2025)

one of the things about me is that i am not actually that functional

i have a lot of affection for ghosts because they basically want one of two things: attention, or for you to leave their house as soon as possible. both relatable and respectable goals. and they're already dead so what are you going to do about it.

they invented a new kind of jerking off called groping your bruises and whimpering

In Evilworld the other two McElroys perished in a tragic video game accident and Travis does a podcast that’s just called Me

a lot of you see trans women as trans people who happen to be women, instead of women who happen to be trans

Marching my men in a bouncy fashion behind enemy lines and we disappear behind a large hill and reemerge with stolen tanks and heavy artillery on top of our heads like ants carrying away a picnic basket and various fruits and sandwiches

WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING

Every time I see some variant of this headline going around I think we also need to address the additional important fact that in the first movie they did together after the whole Beatles incident they wrote in a kiss between their characters and Ridley Scott cut it because it was "too distracting".

I extremely extremely do not go here but I just wanted to confirm the kiss story was real and um

it was not just a kiss they were also improvising d/s humiliation kink shit. incredible.