tipsy kelley having to reel it in after getting excited about sonnett

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) dir. Bill Melendez

ME NEXT ME NEXT (who said that)

for halloween i will be on tumblr

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

CAN WE MAYCHANCE NOT 😭

Perbe you should have thought about the consequences before posting a linguistic banger

Daily gratitude

Best parts of Samalamadingdong:

1. Sam Reich desperately trying to reach the touchscreen in the car, but being too short

2. Sam Reich wanting to put his feet up on the coffee table while listening to Brennan's exposition, but being too short

If I ever meet Sam Reich I'm gonna pretend I'm just a chatty stranger that doesn't have a clue who he is. complain about the weather, mention how long the line is for this sandwich shop, bring up the fact that I far prefer the classic sandwich from my locale, the italian beef. See, the italian beef offers a combination of textures and flavors that make an incredibly simple sandwich absolutely delectable and arguably a top 5 sandwich in general. the sharp vegetal flavor of giardinera, the rich umami of au jus? divine. Some people order with hot and sweet peppers, but the sweet peppers just feel like it's too much for me. Anyway, we're here in philadelphia, so I've got to do as the romans do, at least try the philly cheese, understand what all the hype is about. I'd ask him what he thinks about the philly, see if he's ever had a chance to try it, compare it to other regional delicacies like the po'boy and the banh mi. See, the po'boy and the banh mi offer an interesting cultural question of how two french colonized locales created two related yet profoundly different sandwiches. Many an essay could be written about it, and I'm certain many have already been made. I'd ask him if he had a classic sandwich growing up, maybe the chopped cheese or the lobster roll, going off his vaguely northeastern, upperclass accent. He might even say he's got a fondness for the lobster roll, but really the experience is overrated given the overall cultural focus on the sandwich leads to rampant markups and an ultimately disappointing user experience. I'd ask him if he's from Boston. He'd shake his head no, it's just a universal experience growing up in new england. Naturally, this piques my interest, and I ask him the first question that comes to mind.

Sam, where are you from?

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

Acquiring “who tf is this guy? Who is he?” As my new vocal stim

SNL CAST MEMBER JEREMY CULHANE

Sam Mewis doing the Lord's work by showing Ann-Katrin Berger this picture during her interview:

Ann's reactions kills me:

Lord, give me one (1) percent of AKB's absolute calmness. "Well, we're running short on players, so I'll take it."

From Sam Mewis's interview with AKB and Jess on 'The Women's Game' [TWG Live in NYC! Sam Mewis w/ Katie Nolan, Emily Sonnett, Rose Lavelle & more]