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@lavalampstealer

Call me Lava or Clove, either one’s good :)
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I have severe IEYTD brainrot and I’m gonna infect you with it too <3
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Hello!! You can call me Lava or Clove, either one is good with me

TSP/TSPUD side blog: @lavalamphoarder

OC ask blog (Birds): @ro-021

IEYTD ask blog: @confuddling-colors (currently on hiatus)

Asks: #lava’s asks

My art: #lavalampstealer

I'm okay with you using my fanart as profile pictures, playlist covers, face claims, other kinds of social media displays, etc, so long as you credit me appropriately. As for art of my ocs, I ask that you do not use it for anything.

Also no using my art to train or feed Al, I don't consent to that. That's disgusting.

Long time no see….

Agent 006 - “The Phoenix” (they/them)

HEYYO LOOKIE WHO TURNED UP ALIVE AGIN! \(°ヮ°)/

These expressions are p e r f e c t. I laughed out loud in a staff meeting at the "Right Left" bit. Very nice.

HEHEHE THANK YOUU I made myself laugh when I put that :3c

Using this as an excuse to talk about them a little bc I miss them. Cyan come home the. uhhh. idk, the succulents miss you. All two of them.

1) Whimsy and joy. Bright eyed and bushy tailed to jaded and a little exhausted. They still keep some of their whimsy!! Dont get me wrong!! But yeah they start to wonder at what point it’s still worth it to stick with the Agency when it’s cost them so much, but then also they’re essentially trapped there because of the prices they’ve paid. Something something didn’t read the fine print and now they’re physically part Agency property. Yay!!

2) More about the sparkle in their eye. or absurd addition/extreme lack of as time goes on. Due to the TK implant, their pupils tend to reflect/glow a pinprick of cyan hue. Like how when pictures with flash are taken, people’s eyes can look red? Yeah that but blue and constant for Phoenix. This pinprick slowly becomes more purple as the games go on, as while they weren’t exposed to a ton of heat after Death Engine, they sure as hell were when the building exploded in the aftermath of the Peace Summit, and it destabilized the kinesium in their TK juuust ever so slightly. Not enough to be an immediate threat and warrant removal/replacement, but enough to cause wicked migraines and pronounced astigmatism. Had it been any more destabilized by the time of KBOOM, they would uhh. yeah the title of the mission would be taken literally. Tiny built in brain pipebomb yippee!!!

3) Clothing. Or the progressive lack of. They start out wanting to be super professional, picking what’s best so as to blend in (navy/cool grey suit) but also have a signifier that they’re with the EOD (TK colored tie). This is abandoned after Death Engine, as they had ditched it at the Zoraxis base while switching to an employee jumpsuit/uniform before entering the shuttle. For game 2, the only time I can think of their outfit being slightly different is for Stage Fright, just switch the white shirt for a navy/black one, roll down the sleeves, and exchange the tie for a steel blue bowtie. The rest of the time, they choose that outfit because it’s classy enough, yet still allows for a wide range of movement. Also, cmon. Spy and the Liar, they gotta look the part 🙂‍↕️ unintentionally playing along with Juniper’s power trip fantasy where he’s living in one of his action movies or something. For game 3, the vest is discarded (was destroyed during PS aftermath), and all that remains is an alternate pair of pants, some spare suspenders, and ol reliables (classic white shirt + blue tie. They have many spares of the exact same tie dont ask). Not only do they not really care much for looks by this point, but they also probably can’t afford a new nice suit, especially not if whatever new wardrobe they get will end up destroyed by week’s end.

“I miss them” I say as they’ve been my pfp since the dawn of this account. maybe its time for an update or a switch idk, its kinda iconic by this point

Anonymous asked:

Disclaimer: Heavy Headcanon territory. Please read the tags.

I am the anon from

https://www.tumblr.com/lavalampstealer/805223986565988352/may-we-know-your-stance-on-someone-seeing-your

This post:

https://www.tumblr.com/lavalampstealer/805046284446842880/hi-hi-so-i-know-that-juniper-is-primarily-an

Gave me the brain bees.

This is the result. I hope you have fun. :3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77668811

YAY YAYYAY HOORAY!! I think we might be ultra locked in because I was JUST thinking about Juniper doing karaoke the other night 😭

Thank you for feeding me anon :3c

Hi hi so I KNOW that Juniper is primarily an actor, but given that he’s got a pretty good set of pipes on him, I think more people should think about him also as a singer. Like just imagine the stage presence he’d have with a live band behind him—here, I got a list of songs I think he’d kill:

My Funny Valentine (Bublé), Rain in My Heart (Sinatra), Just Like You (Bublé), Mack The Knife (Bobby Darin), Nice n’ Easy (Sinatra), For Once In My Life (Sinatra or Bublé, take your pick), You’re Nobody ‘Til Somebody Loves You (Dean Martin).

Blah blah blah add some of your own crooners of choice in there, you get my point. Get that man a live jazz band and a mic this instant

You. You get it

I also came up with even more and Im adding more Bublé in there I don’t give a gaf he makes up 80% of my playlist:

That’s Life (Sinatra), Call Me Irresponsible (Bublé), The Best Is Yet To Come (Bublé), I’m Gonna Live Till I Die (Sinatra), kinda basic but Feeling Good (Bublé (go find a live recording of this NOW.)), The World We Knew (Sinatra), Smile (Bublé), Come Fly With Me (Sinatra (cmon. Jet Set. Gotta have this one)), Cry Me A River (Sinatra Jr or Bublé).

There’s more than this, trust—WAY more—but those songs fall more in line with my headcanonized version of him and not his true in-game self. Already some of these toe the line but again, all the gafs I could ever give fell down a 10 story missile silo sometime in the summer of ‘67 so

Hi hi so I KNOW that Juniper is primarily an actor, but given that he’s got a pretty good set of pipes on him, I think more people should think about him also as a singer. Like just imagine the stage presence he’d have with a live band behind him—here, I got a list of songs I think he’d kill:

My Funny Valentine (Bublé), Rain in My Heart (Sinatra), Just Like You (Bublé), Mack The Knife (Bobby Darin), Nice n’ Easy (Sinatra), For Once In My Life (Sinatra or Bublé, take your pick), You’re Nobody ‘Til Somebody Loves You (Dean Martin).

Blah blah blah add some of your own crooners of choice in there, you get my point. Get that man a live jazz band and a mic this instant

Yeah I dunno it’s weird, I was going through some magazines and I found this old ad in there 🤔🤔

google doesn’t say much but an article says he was some washed up actor who turned out to be super problematic or something. Tumblr help me find this man

Anonymous asked:

"032 and 027... My Agency hasn't used numbers for agents in decades. You two must be from a different branch. You can call me Rhodonite!"

A soft hum can be heard. The poor lad is thinking.

"Well, ah... might as well get to know you, since I'm tuned in. Are you two work partners? How long have you known each other?"

Rhodonite.’

How strange… the name, though unfamiliar, sounds a little too much like it might belong among an all too well-known group that they encounter all too often..

“Work partners, yes! On most occasions.” Canary nods.

“How long’s it been— six, seven years?” Cardinal squints, clearly doing some mental gymnastics- sorry, math. Canary half expects him to hold up his fingers and start counting. “.. Something like that. Yeah.”

“Six. Well, soon it will be with this August, that is.” Canary confirms. “I transferred here a few months after you started, remember?” He didn’t wait for an answer.

“Anyways, what about you, Rhodonite? Have you been on the job for long?”

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