we should all get a shitty boat and go die at sea

[ID: the "murder is okay" meme with the Disco Elysium skills. It shows their in-game portraits with the captions:

Volition: it's ok to ask for help

Empathy: you're not a burden

Half Light: murder is okay

Inland Empire: your feelings matter

Instead of ending here like usual, the meme continues:

Authority: murder is okay

Physical Instrument: murder is okay

Pain Threshold: murder is okay

Hand/Eye Coordination: murder is okay

Suggestion: murder is okay

Electrochemistry: nice cock. End of ID.]

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

new soda called Kill yo self

Marie Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

we must invent a way to access the 3 beers mindset while having 0 beers

2026... time to get serious about getting free

I do enjoy telling people who unironically say they’re gold star gays im a gold star bisexual and you can tangibly see the [didn’t like that] telltale games facial expression appear on their face

Male Hysteria is a condition where a prolonged lack of prostate stimulation causes the patient to behave eratic and promiscuous, often to the detriment of his own life and the lives of others. Unfortunately it has never been diagnosed even once because nobody cares about mens mental health

[sexting] no live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

i literally have to talk about the scene in withnail and i where marwood goes into the bathroom at the pub. he gives withnail money to call monty, and then when he comes back out (after his whole “who fucks arses” moment) and tells withnail “balls to monty,” withnail is like “I just spent nearly an hour flattering the bugger!” and honestly it’s just such an underrated moment for me, bc like, it totally underlines how they’re both completely whacked out constantly and have no concept of the passage of time??? like, either marwood spent an hour in the bathroom, frozen with terror, or withnail is just on a different plane of existence where an hour equals five minutes

both of them have absolutely no concept of time, especially at the beginning when marwood tells withnail to “wait until morning” to do the washing up even though it’s already morning. he also later asks why they’re having lunch in the bathroom and withnail replies that it’s dinner