This is niche for my page but I got Sylus' third myth in 82 pulls, got his cards without hard pities, and now I am TERRIFIED I used all my luck on that and will have to spend $102048210000 on Caleb's third myth
Update I was indeed punished and had to use 90 pulls for Caleb's solo and 120 for Zaynes rerun and I'm 80 into throne of eros and only have Sylus' card

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
As will I.
Late Night Stream
Pairing: LaDS Caleb X MC/reader Rating: EXPLICIT
Summary: "Your job is to stay really, really still." And you'd tried, really you did, but with even the smallest move Calebs hips twitched against yours.
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You stirred and pulled yourself from sleep. The bed was still cold beside you and you huffed in mild annoyance. You rolled over to your nightstand and picked up your phone. The digital numbers reading “2:18 am” glared back at you and you squinted. You unlocked the phone and pulled up twitch, opening Caleb’s profile. He was still streaming Stardew Valley, just chatting idly.
You rested your head back on the pillow as rain pattered against the windows outside his apartment.
“Alright first day of spring, time to clean up the farm a bit.” He chattered to the people still watching. Caleb often did late night streams on days he couldn’t sleep and you needed your sleep. Rather than keep you occupied with his other favorite nighttime activity.
Lightning flashed outside your apartment and the loud clap of thunder startled you. You whimpered softly and after a slight delay the same boom rumbled through your phone speaker from Caleb’s stream. He turned to the window and furrowed his brow.
Soft Launch
Pairing: Sylus x MC (can be reader insert)
Summary: "Sweetie, what is a soft launch?" You nearly snorted and had to cover your mouth. There was no way the leader of Onychinus was asking you what a soft launch was.
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Hey...
Long time no see
Kylo Ren in "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
2015
theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
just have to make sure
Me after yapping and feeling too annoying for too long: idk I'm just waiting for the day you snap and decide to kill me lol
Hubs, immediately turning to me and holding my face in his hands: love, I am not mentally capable of thinking of you and any form of violence at the same time. It just doesn't happen
Me: ...
Hubs: and even if it somehow did, I would sooner put myself to the torch than raise a single finger against you



