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This is relevant once again. I apologize if you are a real human getting blocked/reported.
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so i'm no huge fan of rideshare and delivery apps, but this? this post?
completely fake. the article linked above thoroughly debunks it.
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so i'm no huge fan of rideshare and delivery apps, but this? this post?
completely fake. the article linked above thoroughly debunks it.
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Race of beings living deep in the heart of a sun arguing that the conditions outside of a star couldn't possibly support life because it's too cold and low pressure for life-critical chemical reactions to take place out there
Their academic rivals arguing that they have no way of confirming that because it's practically impossible to get information from over the Deadline (border between the internal area where it's hot and pressurised enough to live and the outside where it isn't).
Eventually they build a spaceship and head off to explore the void and barbecue the Earth without even noticing. They head for another star and find a weird and wonderful alien species living in there though.
or what if each sun is a being and you get stars casually traversing their galaxy with a bite taken out of them like sunfish
thanks Derin, that's fucking terrifying
there are so, so many stars, and all of them are being punished for crimes at least as great as killing a god? the society of the "real world" has problems
If jrpgs have taught me anything it's that killing a god is a very common rite of passage into adulthood
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so im making dinner. i have a bottle of soy sauce in my left hand and my water bottle in my right. i am thirsty. i take a sip from the water bottle. or wait was the water bottle in my left hand or right? is there time for me to back out of taking this sip or has the automatic movement script already locked in? do i have time to be thinking about this? no i do not. now i am much thirstier and im pretty sure i poured smart water into my soup.
wait no your friend might actually be on to something.
so hear me out, chicken and waffles. cept the waffle is made with the korean pancake batter used in kimchijeon, which is a fried korean pancake with kimchi and green onion cooked into the batter. pair with korean fried chicken with a sweet soy garlic sauce on the chicken.
i bet you anything that would be incredible. i might need to make it.
actually i do need to make it cause i just told jess and the look of wonder in her eye was just so goddamn adorable while a small dribble of drool rolled out of the corner of her mouth.
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still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all
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UUUUUHHH I WONDER WHO THAT IS (u guys all know)
Updates every Tuesday - Thursday - Saturday at 1PM ET
i don’t know what surprised me the most. The fact so many of you wanted to see her again (i was like “you guys care about my oc?? Why??) or the fact most of you didn’t even remember her name. But anyway, YOU THOUGHT I WOULD NOT INCLUDE HER??
the original story of YueBei Xing has very different iconography associated to her. But the main 3 aspects were: her sword, her skull, and the color red.
IT’S TIME FOR THE MONKEYYYYYYYYSSSS
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From one cat lover to another, how is your kitten doing? (Other than not playing with ziploc baggies with ice, of course.)
Tammo is doing very well! He's less of an itty bitty than he was, but he's still not big. (Though he had a bit of a growth spurt last few weeks.) He's 8 months or so now!
He is absolutely fascinated with water and ice. If I get water or ice from the fridge, he's right there. He dunks his pompoms in water, which is always so fun (ugh) when I pick it up to throw it for him. He dunked one in my water glass last night =_=. Speaking of pompoms, he's very good at fetch and loves to play it, chasing his pompoms in between throws.
His brother still loves him deeply and they will chase and play, though he's a little done with some of Tammo's bullshit now. They both love the sun room very much, as well as play fighting on the cat tower.
He's delightfully earnest about everything, even if he doesn't always know why.
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may be worthwhile to remove the vodka distillery post b/c a certain type of person could totally look it up to find the owner / related name stuffs
I want him to sell more vodka so I don't see how that's a problem? Unless you're worried about me doxxing myself in which case that ship sailed when I started impulsively posting photos of the interior and exterior of my house, showing and talking about the various animals I look after, and posting about various local events that make it blindingly obvious what town I live in.
At this stage my internet anonymity is like that curtain they pull across for you to undress behind in the cardiologist's office. Like it's more a nod to the concept of privacy for decency's sake before you lie down full tits out for the doctor to start inspecting your internal organs. If someone wanted to track me down that badly they've been able to do that for at least five years now.
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horse owners are either extremely far right or extremely far left. horseshoe theory but for owning an actual horse. I guess it’s because apolitical moderate weirdos are too weak to steer a horse in either direction. you have to have some sort of conviction to ride a horse, they can tell when you’re wavering and they will ignore you.
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I wish dolphins or octopodes would get smart and social enough to build complex societies I want to cede the ocean to them. Maybe having two thirds of the planet that humanity can't claim to own will calm humanity the fuck down.
Tiktok would be full of teenage boys peeing in the ocean to own the podes
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Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]
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Race of beings living deep in the heart of a sun arguing that the conditions outside of a star couldn't possibly support life because it's too cold and low pressure for life-critical chemical reactions to take place out there
Their academic rivals arguing that they have no way of confirming that because it's practically impossible to get information from over the Deadline (border between the internal area where it's hot and pressurised enough to live and the outside where it isn't).
Eventually they build a spaceship and head off to explore the void and barbecue the Earth without even noticing. They head for another star and find a weird and wonderful alien species living in there though.
or what if each sun is a being and you get stars casually traversing their galaxy with a bite taken out of them like sunfish