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@limelazer / limelazer.tumblr.com

Dodge the login wall with the limelazer.tumblr.com url instead of the lame default url
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witchofprose

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

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ifellinlovewithjaneway

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

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scribblecate

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

my soul and the river i washed my face in accidentally swapped places. now my soul springs from the mountains stretched thin to the warm salt sea and i have a river in me that cant help but want to go somewhere and smooth something solid over and over till it cant even tell its there anymore

i wish i was joking but my family and friends agree its the concussion from 2005 that made me into this. maybe getting glimpses of platonic forms behind the veil is the consolation prize you get from getting your skulls shit rocked now and again

saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP

typed out a whole response and then took a deep breath and deleted it. +2000XP +500G

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thatcursedamulet

and that’s a great decision to make, op!

you are so bad at roleplaying as a cursed amulet

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tel-avicii

putting just one of these jokes in the tags instead of main reblog is a bold choice but all three?! get peer reviewed about it!

Also his deeply underrated ability to clap back

Reminds me of that story about the teacher or lecturer or whatever who told their class "hey, the ceiling has 'gullible' written on it" and anyone who looked up discovered that yep, the word "gullible" really had been written on a piece of card and taped to the ceiling. And after letting that sink in for a while the teacher said something like "those of you who looked up have just demonstrated one of the most important tenets of research: check the source."

Eartha Kitt's career is just so iconic because there's no way you don't know her even if you don't know you know her. You like Christmas music ok well she's Santa Baby. You like Disney animated movie ok well she's Yzma. You like Disney Channel original movie ok well she's Madame Zeroni. You like comic book ok well she is Cat Woman. She won.

You like making the racist wife of a war mongering president cry on national television? She did that

You like laughing at the very idea of needing a man? She's your role model.

​she was also a very cool activist and its worth looking up everything shes done

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