I was a Canadian Werewolf: the Apocalypse fan in the late 90s and when I say that we NEVER let them live this down, trust me, we're still making fun of White Wolf for this

ds9 + dril

and oops maybe a lil bit of tng

I think it says something that before I double checked who op was, I was going to tag you in my reblog of this. This is the content I associate with you, and I am right to.

Reminder to Click for Palestine today!

Click for the other causes as well if you can!

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

i did it for a bit before he noticed. Paul, the single real estate novelist, and John, who got me a drink for free, went by undetected, but there really is no easy way to sneak in Davey, who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

he got really exasperated and went "hang on, NO. i KNOW Davey."

If you want to stand up for transgender Canadians, then there's a petition to ask the federal government to repeal the acts signed into law that restrict transgender medical care for transgender youth:

You need only be a resident of Canada, not a citizen to sign. Please help us give transgender youth a fighting chance. Their medical care decisions should be between the handling physician and family only. This isn't a matter for politicians to decide.

hey, so I would he grateful if people living in Canada could sign this and if non-Canadians could signal boost, please.

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

This is to the pieta what monkey jesus failed restoration is to the original

game design accelerationism. cramming as many dark patterns as you can into one game. gacha game where you have to pay weekly fees to keep the characters you've unlocked. they guilt you more and more the closer you get to the payment deadline. "did I mean nothing to you? after all the gems you spent to find me. I'll return to the nothingness if you don't pay the $24.99 you know. it's so dark and cold there. you really are a bad person…" the other characters start judging you too. you open the game and interrupt a cutscene between 2 characters talking behind your back. "I can't believe he's doing that to Princess Tits"

This post becomes 100000x funnier when you realize op is the cookie clicker creator

hi

do ypu know what today is :)

Yes. Happy birthday. 💕

Someone in Toronto pls Buy This Reptile Tank

hey is anyone in toronto interested in buying a half-off reptile enclosure? I'm gonna be moving apartments in like a month or so and I'm trying to get all heavy items that don't need to be here outta here

I put it up on kijiji too and the only hit I've gotten seems to be from some some guy running a kijiji scam

(it's a shame he was talking like an actual normal person until this text. don't think he'll be wanting the enclosure otherwise)

It's a 25 Gallon, 31x76x43 cm enclosure with front opening doors and top opening mesh. I bought it for 250 and peppercorn wasn't a fan (he got spoiled by the 40gal back from when it was too big for him) so it's up for 125 bucks with a free undertank heating pad included

the duct tape along the back isn't because the tank is broken in any way, it's because i found that the latches on the top mesh are just a touch weak and I didn't trust my noodle son not to just pop the top off to go slithering about

wait before i forget even if it's midnight i gotta put the kijiji post here, in case someone in your life off of tumblr could use it

"MMMFFFF FFMMFMMF FFMFMFMFFFMFM!"

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance